I have recently been wondering just how long the title's to these posts can be. I mean, I don't really have much of a question, and i hope this doesnt mess up the server or something. JUst curious.

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― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Classic, assuming you mean the swimsuits.

― Ally, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

::reaches for actual print copy of Mr Greenspun's book:: 4000 characters. So now you know.

Token answer: Obviously classic, but on reflection I find myself in the Just-get-naked-already camp. Dud then.

― Graham, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mmmmclassic indeed. 4000 flushes!

― Mike Hanley, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think swimsuits are ugly and impractical. i swim twice a week and i want it to be like the Y before 1950. sex divded and naked. This is not a gay sex thing. I like the solitude. Now i am going to be called on my misogny. Its jsut when there are twice as much people in the pool...

― anthony, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What if it was mixed-sex and naked, Anthony?

― Josh, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I really could not get into that because the tits would distract from my lap counting.

― anthony, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Bikinis are classic as a concept, but many are vile. Especially all those ones you get on Florida beach bikini contest type things. Not a big fan of high-cut bikini bottoms at all. I know they allow you to tan a wider area, but the white bits look even stranger. Just go naked if you're that obsessed.

― Nick, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Bikinis can be dud especially the one I got that promised Extra Beach Cleavage!. It is quite difficult to get suntan lotion into your extra beach cleavage, particularly when Pete is watching, so I got an exceedingly bad sunburn which blistered most unattractively ruining my chances of copping with Gran Canaria's hot young studs.

― Emma, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Emma you braggart! Stop this mammary tirade!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I would have applied the cream if you had asked. She got awful sores down in happy valley you know.

― Pete, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Just for the record, I do not have (nor have I ever had) an STD.

― Emma, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pete, you are going to jail.

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What for, failing to ensure that my fair skinned cleavage was protected from UV rays?

― Emma, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Shut up about your cleaveage!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Emma you braggart! Stop this mammary tirade!

Is Mike Hanle y the living incarnation of Ignatius J Reilly?

If so, who is his Myrna Minkoff? Ally or Emma?

― Nick, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Who? I see Mike as more of a Benny Hill figure.

― Emma, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Actually I have based my personality on Ronald MacDonald

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ignatius J. Reilly = most fantastical fiction character ever, heroic manboob of A Confederacy of Dunces. Hanle y's Minkoff wuz [obv.] Ally, tho (ref. job counselling) mutating.

― AP, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...

It's almost summer (don't let it pass you by!). What type of swimwear will you be sporting at the local pool?

― Mary (Mary), Sunday, 27 April 2003 07:28 (twenty-two years ago)

the ones in the 50s were pretty good.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 27 April 2003 07:31 (twenty-two years ago)

gray trunks and solid T-shirts

― Millar (Millar), Sunday, 27 April 2003 07:32 (twenty-two years ago)

haha - I have these trunks that are 'carolina blue' they're so corny

― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 27 April 2003 09:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Black jeans, black shirt, black jumper.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 27 April 2003 09:17 (twenty-two years ago)

White jeans, white shirt, white jumper. We're going to have a shootout.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 27 April 2003 09:52 (twenty-two years ago)

fakr furr coat, hotwater bottle, several pairs of socks, fluffy hats.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 27 April 2003 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)

My answer to the initial question: often classic on women, rarely so on men.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 27 April 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Classic.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 27 April 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Curtis proves me wrong!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 27 April 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Arrgh my eyes my eyes!

I bought one in the middle of a snowstorm, which seemed to irritate the sales person (?!). It's tres nice though, and I am excited to go somewhere where I can wear it.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 April 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Eh, I don't swim. I will not be wearing anything different at the pool or beach than I do everywhere else.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 28 April 2003 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

Is this resolved yet?

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

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