https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVtNzONbaiU
Child exploitation at its finest. And if you want to be even more depressed, the book they're hawking is #28 on Amazon at this time:
http://amzn.to/9J3eZp
I bet we'll be hearing more from Colton Burpo (yes, Colton Burpo) in a few years . . .
― thirdalternative, Friday, 19 November 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)
Damn, fucked up thread title, should be Burpo. Burpo!
Anyway, I'm glad Fox News proved Heaven exists.
lol @ "sea blue eyes & a smile that lit up the heavens" & "he can actually fit the entire world into his hands." Those certainly sound like the impressions of a four-year-old child to me.
― the 'Friends' experiment (Pillbox), Friday, 19 November 2010 19:15 (fifteen years ago)
Gretchen Carlson is such a noxious twit.
― RINO Reagan (will), Friday, 19 November 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)
I can't believe they're presenting this like a straight-up, factual news story. SMDH...
― Blastfemur (Dan Peterson), Friday, 19 November 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)
why can't it be this guy who gets famous for his brush with the afterlife?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgBr1pt9r44
― glengarry glenn danzig (latebloomer), Friday, 19 November 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ it's an awesome video! Thanks for this!
― Blastfemur (Dan Peterson), Friday, 19 November 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)
so much fucked up about that fox video
― aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 19 November 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)
This has got to be a Tim & Eric viral video of some kind. Some kind of clever editing. Please?
― She Got the Shakes, Friday, 19 November 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)
Is it too cynical to greenlight and start collecting footage for the inevitable "Marjoe" style doc about C-Burp's later years?
― She Got the Shakes, Friday, 19 November 2010 20:53 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.imperialrepublican.com/images/10.28.10/burpo9894.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)
surprisingly lifelike for a ventriloquist's dummy
― glengarry glenn danzig (latebloomer), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:32 (fifteen years ago)
anyway, no. 1 on the NYT Bestseller Nonfiction list!
Go Jesus!
― garage rock is usually very land-based (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 11 March 2011 23:57 (fourteen years ago)
"“Hey, Dad, did you know Jesus has a horse?”“A horse?”“Yeah, a rainbow horse. I got to pet him. There’s lots of colors.”Lots of colors? What was he talking about?"
― Not the real Village People, Saturday, 12 March 2011 00:02 (fourteen years ago)
WELL I SAW MY DAD IN A LITTLE ROOM TALKIN' TO GOD
― conrad, Saturday, 12 March 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgBr1pt9r44― glengarry glenn danzig (latebloomer), Friday, November 19, 2010 3:17 PM (3 months ago)
― glengarry glenn danzig (latebloomer), Friday, November 19, 2010 3:17 PM (3 months ago)
wow, Jonathan Richman went crayzeeeee!
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 12 March 2011 04:20 (fourteen years ago)
"went"
― The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 March 2011 05:47 (fourteen years ago)
watching this Fox clip, I can't help but feel that we are witnessing the birth of an actual super-villain. this kid has figured out how to play people for suckers so young. the bit about his miscarried sibling being there... jeez.
― rockapads, Saturday, 12 March 2011 06:16 (fourteen years ago)
nu-marjoe
― Space // Funk (Pillbox), Saturday, 12 March 2011 07:44 (fourteen years ago)
Gretchen from Fox News looks like she's having trouble keeping a straight face.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Saturday, 12 March 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)
that's the botox
― frogbs (flopson) (crüt), Sunday, 13 March 2011 04:55 (fourteen years ago)