Invasive Pat-Downs

I don't have anything to say about them. But I think the phrase is headed for that annual year-end list of words we never want to hear again--it's this year's "game-changer" or "shovel-ready."

not looking forward to the pat-down on my trip to texas next week.

http://i.imgur.com/QklHc.jpg

I'm looking forward to five years of Joan Rivers jokes about suing _______________ Airport for denying her the invasive pat-down she was legally entitled to.

It depends on who does it. If the security person is attractive, they may have the honor. Otherwise I'd take the scanner, cancer be damned!

I am always taking the scanner because I want as many people to see me semi-naked as possible, at all times

I got one of these recently, whatever

yeah it's too bad you need a ticket to go through the scanner. i'd opt for both the scanner and a super invasive pat down and ask for a scolding, too.

haha

finish off by lighting up a cigarete

maybe an invasive put-down or two. one "sir, your balls are just disgustingly hairy" goes a long way, ime.

as if that job didn't suck bad enough before, now they are dealing with a bunch of people who think they all want to "touch their junk"

well, the thing is that their job no requires them to touch yr junk

which is hilarious to me (when it isn't sad and soulcrushing)

wonder how many times today some guy going through airport security has done the ol' "what, you're not even gonna buy me dinner first harharhar"

If anything captures my country, this does: not invasive, just intrusive.

Y-you're canadian???

Also my friend saw this guy in the airport today:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs599.ash2/155117_10150100437000752_739675751_7403491_6091345_n.jpg
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs485.ash2/75834_10150100436615752_739675751_7403487_2990092_n.jpg

*masturbates furiously*

That's gross and inappropriate, Shakey Mo.

Y-you're canadian???

As Canadian as BTO, Count Floyd, and Joey Votto.

Weird photo on that Canadian TSA fondling article:

http://d.yimg.com/ca.yimg.com/p/101123/capress/i129056610015222122.jpg

Canadians: we invade and intrude with a smile.

Am trying to thing of amusing gate-area thing to do, at the time if they take your pic on the green screen, like "Who has two thumbs and wants to share his contours with the world" type joke, but it's not working

Canadians: we invade and intrude with a smile.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/ottawa-notebook/ignatieff-doesnt-mind-his-junk-touched/article1812133/

(You know the Liberals picked a winner when...)