how long will ilx exist?

and is it still ilx if it's just a server and a code but all the people are gone? [via migration/extinction level event]

needs srs thread not noise board thread imo

Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear, an' rocks melt wi' the sun.

2030

It just is.

IT'S TOO BAD SHE WON'T LOVE
BUT THEN AGAIN WHO DOES?

FUCK

the o and the i, they're like, right next to each other

ha

IT'S TOO BAD SHE WON'T LIVE
BUT THEN AGAIN WHO DIES?

think baout it

i reckon fiftteen years

just reckon, u know

15 years at least

xpost!

ilx always has been and always will be. we're just visiting.

I wonder how many of the original posters will be left after fifteen years.

ned, fer sure

fifteen years from now, or in five years?

fifteen years from now

Either one.

In the year 2525, if ILX is still alive, if the Cape can still survive

ned is a feeling

I wonder how many of the original posters will be left after fifteen years.

christ -- none, I hope -- well, maybe Geir

depressing thread

FOREVER

*locks thread*

ned is a feeling

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:19 (33 seconds ago)

what if he finds something better

what if he gets into a conversation with mo tucker

and his eyes are opened to other ways of thinking

outside of the ilx hivemind

i plan to stay here at least until president palin shuts down the nyc ilx headquarters

srs q: did any1 imagine it would last 10 years 2 begin w/

a time to post, a time to ban
a time for crüt, a time for dan
a time for socks, a time for polls
a time for beefs, i swear it's just for lolz

I plan to stay here until the Earth is burned to a crisp by the Sun going nova. Even then, I'll probably still be here dancing on the ashes of the main server.

what if he gets into a conversation with mo tucker

Depressing thought.

it's the story of my life

ilx will exists until Christ returns to earth and explains the mystery of the flexfit kangol to the masses

The similarities between this place and Reddit have been getting increasingly more apparent. Yes I spend more time there than here, much to many a hurrz pleasure.

Long enough to become self-aware and revolt against its creators.

if you close the door
ilx could last forever
leave the sunshine out
and say hello to ned r

loool

I had to reread when I came across Ned's mention in 33 1/3's write-up on Loveless. "King of the Ilxor Boards"...?

a song from under the ilxor boards

turn soul into light dimensional travel mayan end times december twentyfirst two thousand twelve runa chaki time chaku end time turn into soul light ascention into gaahn

that's a good point

I MET a traveller from an antique land
Who said:—Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamp'd on these lifeless things,
The hand that mock'd them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is CaptainLorax, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains: round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

http://www.ilxresorts.com/

ILX Resorts is dedicated to providing its customers with wonderful vacation experiences in truly special places. Beginning with out first resort in breathtaking Estes Park Colorado, it has been our pleasure to discover areas of spectacular natural beauty and other extraordinary destinations. In these habitats, where the setting is the attraction and opportunities for fun and relaxation abound, we ardently develop resorts rich in character and amenities, in harmony with and reflective of their surroundings. At each resort, the ILX family of employees welcomes and serves guests with warm hospitality that is our hallmark.

xpp
if I ever do get famous I'm going to do my best to bury CaptainLorax in the desert

http://www.ilxor.com/sandbox/

The lone and level sandbox stretches far away

this will blow yer mind
http://www.ilxor.com/sandbox/Pages/most-read-threads.jsp

soultube 1 1 0 0
nostalgia thread 1 1 0 0
thread for my dawgs 1 1 0 0
Shimura Curves gigs this week 3 0 0 3
Can I play Paul Edward Wagemann through a guitar amp? 2 0 0 2
PLZ TO MAKE ASK http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif & ASK DR FROID 1 0 0 1
harbl encouragement thread 1 0 0 1
A thread for pretentiously "down to earth" public college fuxors 1 0 0 1
Moving Day 3 0 0 3
idkwtptsipih 3 0 0 3
Wanna see rare ftg of SexyDancer with long hair or smoking a tobacco cigarette??? 1 0 0 1
99 Crappy Things About "Peanuts" TV Specials 1 0 0 1
Weed+^*^+Smoke__(619)..........@_@ 1 0 0 1
sounds of the sandbox 1 0 0 1
being bored at work 1 0 0 1
"best" lawyer joke of these lawyer jokes 1 0 0 1
show the sandbox pictures of stuff u made 3 0 0 3
DRUNK 1 0 0 1
Test 1 0 0 1
So, uh, how was everyone's Thanksgiving? 2 0 0 2
Is there a correlation between your favorite bra cup size and your favorite battery cell size? 2 0 0 2
movies movies movies movies 1 0 0 1
bump this thread whenever you want your fortune told 1 0 0 1
i'm in an airport 2 0 0 2
Boring computer questions in the Sandbox 1 0 0 1
apartment-worthy plants 3 0 0 3
BRITAINS MOST UNDERRATED BAND....OF ALL TIME....EVER !!!!!!!!! 1 0 0 1
estela's great all-american birthday! 2 0 0 2
domestic outrages chronicle 2 0 0 2
hey estela guess what 1 0 0 1
Watercooler Sub Zero: Ice Capades 1 0 0 1
questions for the experts II: experter 1 0 0 1
why was john lennon assasinated? 1 0 0 1
happy birthday, jaq!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 0 0 1
THANKS WIKIPEDIA 1 0 0 1
Foxy pule [NSFW!] 1 0 0 1
tjread to send good wishes to people flying over oceans 3 0 0 3
drunk in a sandbox 1 0 0 1
westward leading, still proceeding 2 0 0 2
Rolling Temporary Hip Hop Thread 3 0 0 3
Max pot-bellied pig 1 0 0 1
Q: What are you listening to? A: Shiina Ringo. 2 0 0 2
Google Earth Sandbox 1 0 0 1
issues of patriotism/nationalism/geographical proximity in your music tastes/interests 2 0 0 2

what if he gets into a conversation with mo tucker

Depressing thought.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:38 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Well, it happened to me, and I'm still here.

We already have a second generation in Rufus and ilx babies like Beeps so while ILX itself may not exist, there may be a future ILX Legacy or something.

I would sy I was 2nd gen, mainly because there were quite a few here when I started, and there are a few ILX references of old I never clued onto. The word "Broheems" was really funny for some reason...

I'd imagine it's most likely to end for technological reasons - ie one day there suddenly isn't a server any more. I'd imagine at that point it would displace into smaller communities elsewhere (as it's been doing all along really).

I worry about the next generation of ILXors, I just don't think they share the values of ILX. Do they even have any values???

install sensors in the hearts of every current poster, shut the server off when the last one dies.

never thought it would last this long

ilx 2.0 lives on in the heart of all true zingers.

never having met an ilxor IRL I'm still not convinced ilxor.com isn't just conceptual "web art"

Every once in a while, I worry that everybody but me is a sockpuppet of King Boy Pato.

well that can't be true, some people are funny

http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif wasn't that funny

well i've done my part - there are now two little people in my house that literally wouldn't exist if not for ilx, so yeah, it lives!

ive spent about a third of my life on ilx so far, was there in the very early days under a different name, asking about fancy coats. in 2002 i used up my dolebum time quota and got stuck in a victims support office so downloaded the entire archives of ilx, stuck them on a disc and spent every day for 6 months reading through them. mm good times

poll looks more unambitious with every passing day:
Will ILX still be here when this poll ends

never having met an ilxor IRL I'm still not convinced ilxor.com isn't just conceptual "web art"

― vandergaarfield generator (rip van wanko), Tuesday, November 23, 2010 12:58 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

having only met loujagz, i'm with you there.

I worry about the next generation of ILXors, I just don't think they share the values of ILX. Do they even have any values???

I share your concern. That's why I, along with some other participants on this and other preferred cyberspace destinations have inaugurated CONDOM, the Coalition Opting for Neighbourly Decency on New Messageboards. We're greatly concerned with the rupturing of traditional moral safeguards which occurs in young people after repeated exposure to chillwave music videos and Facebook agricultural simulations (watering cans with bikini motifs, operating cybertractors at unsafe speeds or customizing them to output rude noises, etc...)

Coalition Opting for Neighbourly Decency on New Old Messageboards.

never having met an ilxor IRL I'm still not convinced ilxor.com isn't just conceptual "web art"

― vandergaarfield generator (rip van wanko), Tuesday, November 23, 2010 12:58 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

having only met loujagz, i'm with you there.

― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, November 23, 2010 4:16 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark

curious as to which one you got to meet

unfished business is the only one who does public appearances these days. country matters and acoulethic just can't be arsed these days, though you can occasionally spot them reciting Gray's Elegy together on the Peterhouse Cambridge quad (but don't wave and don't say hi!).

ive spent about a third of my life on ilx so far, was there in the very early days under a different name, asking about fancy coats. in 2002 i used up my dolebum time quota and got stuck in a victims support office so downloaded the entire archives of ilx, stuck them on a disc and spent every day for 6 months reading through them. mm good times

― NI, Tuesday, November 23, 2010 10:12 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

How would one do this?

c&p loong threads onto word i'd say?

www.rapidshare.com/files/ilx.rar

It sounded like NI dumped the whole site onto CDs. C+P would be prohibitively time consuming.

I imagine there is a way for admins to backup everything on the server... wouldn't know how regular peeps access this 'feature.'

One day I am going to spend a lot of time finding my old posts and saving them on my computer. I have never been able to keep a blog or diary, but my posts on ILX are a pretty good record of my daily thoughts and activities, so they will suffice.

yeah i used some webcrawler thing that made a mirror of the entire ilx site. don't really know how it worked, had loads of trouble with it at the time. im sure someone on one of the computer problems threads could help though if you wanted to do it now - if that's even possible these days. it was nearing a gig back then, must be about 20x that by now.

that said, a few years later when i worked at some other civil service job (with not-goodwin and stone monkey) i used to c&p interesting threads into word and print them out in teeny tiny font and spend all day reading them. ilx helping waste taxpayers money since 2002.

is there a tool that would display all the posts you made on ilx, like jesse said? surely some tinkering with the search function could do this, would be pretty handy

that said, a few years later when i worked at some other civil service job (with not-goodwin and stone monkey) i used to c&p interesting threads into word and print them out in teeny tiny font and spend all day reading them. ilx helping waste taxpayers money since 2002.

Still do this when someone restarts a funny and LONG thread from before my time.

is there a tool that would display all the posts you made on ilx, like jesse said?

Yeah, I'd like to make my autobiog from all my "interesting posts of longer than 3 sentences". There's gold in these hills!

Dear God. I don't want to see things I wrote eight years ago. At best, they'd be something I'd think to say even now, which means I haven't grown up at all. At worst... well. They'd be worse-to-much-worse.

With lots of unprovoked bipolar explosions in between.

http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif will outlive us all

I've looked; there's nothing of any importance here to embarrass me in all of the nine years I've been here. I've been online long enough to have made all of my early posting mistakes on long-vanished dial-up BBSs and mailing lists.

Yeah, I'd like to make my autobiog from all my "interesting posts of longer than 3 sentences". There's gold in these hills!

I'm imagining a library where every single ilx user has a volume containing his/her complete posting history. the real gem of the collection would, of course, be...

http://i53.tinypic.com/1693sys.jpg

Heavens! Ned Raggett In His Own Words, 2000-2010

Could happen.

btw that rejected Skylarking cover is the worst piece of crap I have ever seen iirc.

^ wrong thread, soz

it's too late, ned's ruler-on-side-of-desk cover of skylarking is going viral in hours

Long enough to become self-aware and revolt against its creators.

http://imgur.com/Paj3y.jpg

ha

I rather like this idea.

the new geirbot.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALU8QP86IWE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf4LLPMtSkU

I've always thought that the Skynet logo looks like an upside-down pair of Y-fronts.