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inspired by a top five list i did for my college radio station's program guide: top five least effective come-ons in the history of pop 5) David Lee Roth - "I got my pencil... gimme something to write on!" 4) Lou Reed - "Whip it on me, Jim" 3) Eminem - "Maybe I'll love you one day / maybe we'll someday grow / 'til then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin' runway, ho" 2) Captain Beefheart - "I'm gonna booglarize you, baby!" 1) Old Dirty Bastard - "And ladies, if you let me in, it only gets bett-*BELCH* !!"

― Dave M., Thursday, 1 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

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― Dave M., Thursday, 1 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"it's getting hot in herre, so take off all your clothes" (or maybe it's the best one, I dunno!)

"I hate every bone in your body but mine" (CC DeVille)

― jel --, Thursday, 1 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

We're going to eeeelope to meheeeeeco (only works out of context though)

― Ed, Thursday, 1 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ice-T: "Girls let's get butt naked and fuck."
Jimi Hendrix: "Move over, Rover, let Jimi take over!"
Leonard Cohen: "Don't dress in those rags for me - I know you are not poor."

― Lek Dukagjin, Thursday, 1 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Zodiac Mindwarp: "Fever pitch bitch, you love to tease - hot dog Daddy, open your knees!"

― DV, Thursday, 1 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Can't leave it alone/ I jerk off on the phone/ I want you to come on over" Ben Folds Five

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 1 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Get Out Of My Dreams And Into My Car" Billy Ocean

(The general tone of that CD I've told a couple of you about, arg)

― Graham, Thursday, 1 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Anyone can make you sweat/but I can keep you wet" - Jordan Knight, 'Give it to You'

― Andrew L, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I suppose a Rocks out of the question...

― Pete, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I wanna sex you up.

― N., Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I wanna get freaky wit yoohooooo...

― misterjones, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

These would all work on me.

― Emma, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

sir vicious just ice will make you bloody

― Ron, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The only thing that looks good on me is you (Bryan Adams)

― Madchen, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Hello! I love you. Won't you tell me your name?

― Colin Meeder, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Hello, you fool, I love you. Come on, join the joyride (Roxette)

― Madchen, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Gimmee your number I'll call you up, you act like your pussys on interupt"

― Chris, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Gimmee your number I'll call you up, you act like your pussys on interupt, I don't have a problem with you fuckin me but I do have a problem with you not fuckin me"

― Chris, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

And that would work most of all! I love that song!

― Emma, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

haha you say they'd work now but when I mentioned that Thick Dick porno house tune "I want to fuck you like an animal" on the what are you listening to thread you recounted a story about someone using it.

― Ronan, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Emma, what about: "Heya gorgeous. You fill me with regret for the unattainable".

― Graham, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I fear that's a no-no in the House of Hamilton.

― N., Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The thing is Ronan, the main reason it didn't work was cos he was SO drunk I figured he would be incapable. I actually thought it was quite funny and brave. Mind you if he had been soberer he probably wouldn't have had the guts to say it.

Graham: just stop it.

― Emma, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Well soh-ree.

― Graham, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

NIN: "I wanna fuck you like an animal. I wanna feel you on the inside. I wanna fuck you like an animal. My whole existence is flawed. You get me closer to God."

NIN: "I am the lover in your bed."

Gary Numan: "Plug me in and turn me on."

― Lek Dukagjin, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Did you already try that one Nick?

― Ally C, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Oh and I'm not sure if 'I could stay with you forever and never realise the time' is good or really awful.

― Ally C, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link


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