come anticipate Rare Exports with me (Finnish evil Santa film)

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let the right santa in

tween-justin-bieber-riot-of-09-pandemonium-arrests-terror+tweeting (Edward III), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

disappointed in my own failure to deliver a suitable "hey, we're ...!"

tween-justin-bieber-riot-of-09-pandemonium-arrests-terror+tweeting (Edward III), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)

guy from sauna is in this

tween-justin-bieber-riot-of-09-pandemonium-arrests-terror+tweeting (Edward III), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 19:28 (fifteen years ago)

i wanna see it. today.

scott seward, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

o wait imdb says he's not

all these finns look the same to me

tween-justin-bieber-riot-of-09-pandemonium-arrests-terror+tweeting (Edward III), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

'Human Santapede'

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)

nine years pass...

Found the plotting really weak, the film dull.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 December 2019 06:31 (six years ago)

Just watched this the other night, kind of agree. I got caught up in the suspense during those scenes when they had the old santa/elf hostage and he was being all catatonic and creepy, but none of it really paid off & the end was kind of a letdown.

warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Monday, 16 December 2019 13:33 (six years ago)

yeah i remember this as like "cool premise/setting, never gels further"

Doctor Casino, Monday, 16 December 2019 13:45 (six years ago)

The film totally shows as being expanded from a short’s comedy premise - it would run better at 65 minutes, if that had been a commercial length for a feature in 2010. But it’s a really fun Xmas horror flick with some great photography / locations, and does well at telling its story visually, knowing or hoping the majority of its audience will be without Finnish fluency.

insecurity bear (sic), Monday, 16 December 2019 14:38 (six years ago)

I enjoyed it and was looking forward to showing it to the kids. I like the tone of it, from memory, that it really teeters between suspense and odd small town comedy, kind of like Troll Hunter. Definitely more interested in seeing it a second time than I am seeing Krampus a second time, though that was fine too.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 December 2019 15:30 (six years ago)

yeah, I watched the short after, which is a one-joke film, but you can do that.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 December 2019 16:20 (six years ago)

also I found the Spielbergisms v strange given the frequent lack of narrative propulsion

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 December 2019 16:20 (six years ago)


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