why do i not believe this email

DELETE ME NOW!!

(seem intelligent?)

Yes, seem intelligent. It is an oracle e-mail - it paint- strips yr words, mark. It trawls the internet and finds everything you ever did write and then it analyses you from what you have written. I got one and it said "you seem anally retentive". As far as I am aware - this is the only one that has ever been incorrect. During my research of these I have found 99.99999% were entirely accurate. It means yr quite famous or, rather, a member of an exclusive group too - only the select get them. Shigeru Miyamoto got one. I know not the selection criteria.

Who sent ya that?, sounds dumm-!B.

don't act like you are innocent in all of this mark. what webpages have you been going to (other than ILX)?

I had one of those once. Nothing came of it except despair & doom.

Expect an email once a week from this crush place asking you to come and get your hints. I keep fucking getting them. Who's my crush? If it's not Shakira or Bjork I don't fucking care.

My girlfriend admitted tonight that she'd shag Roddy idlewild if she got a chance. Which is quite distressing, cos I've always said he's the popstar I'd most like to go down the pub and have a beer and a chat with.

love box?

I met my wife due to one of those. Don't knock it. Admittedly she was a 38 year old trucker called Alan from Hull, but dammit she loves me.