Dethlok Band Members Poll (aka this ams the Metalocalypse METAL character poll)

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Skwisgaar Skwigelf taller than a tree,
Toki Wartooth not a bumblebee,
William Murderface Murderface Murderface,
Pickles the Drummer doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo,
Nathan Explosion.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Toki Wartooth 7
Pickles the Drummer 3
Nathan Explosion 2
William Murderface 1
Charles Foster Offdensen (Special poll option!) 1
Skwisgaar Skwigelf 0


Mordy, Monday, 29 November 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)

charles foster offdensen, played by orson wellesdensen

and then peaced (get bent), Monday, 29 November 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)

ilxors don't love Metalocalypse???

Mordy, Monday, 29 November 2010 15:23 (fifteen years ago)

Toki is the most lovable. Metalocalypse rules. I saw Dethklok perform in Austin earlier this year and it was great - total visual and aural assault.

Moodles, Monday, 29 November 2010 15:34 (fifteen years ago)

I love Toki. He's hilarious. I love when he says "ams" and all those other words that he throws unnecessary s's to the end of.

Mordy, Monday, 29 November 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago)

Man, I'm bummed. I was hoping all of ILX could come together to discuss the merits of the lovable Toki and the hilarious Murderface and then we could start another poll where we vote on the best episode from season 3 which was a killer amazing season and probably the best one this show has done to date. Instead -- nada!

Mordy, Thursday, 2 December 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)

Pobody's Nerfect.

kate78, Thursday, 2 December 2010 19:56 (fifteen years ago)

well there's not much more to say beyond "Toki is awesome"

Yeezy reupholstered my pussy (DJP), Thursday, 2 December 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

I fell behind on this show and never really caught back up - love it tho

might vote skwisgaar but lets be fair it is more of an ENSEMBLE PERFORMANCE

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 2 December 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

like if toki got his own spinoff...wait never mind i would totally watch that.

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 2 December 2010 20:11 (fifteen years ago)

every line toki says is hilarious and amazing

Mordy, Thursday, 2 December 2010 20:11 (fifteen years ago)

"but what ams residuals???"

Mordy, Thursday, 2 December 2010 20:12 (fifteen years ago)

voted Nathan but yeah <3 them all

at what pt did it become a full 1/2 hr? it really has thrived in that format imo

johnny crunch, Thursday, 2 December 2010 20:12 (fifteen years ago)

the thing that is amazing is that all 6 of them (including Charles) are awesome characters

but Toki is uber-amazing and 100% funny, whereas sometimes Murderface is too pathetic to actually be funny

Nathan is funny, but not roll-on-the-floor-at-all-times funny

Pickles is a little too much like dudes I went to high school with

Skwisgaar gives Toki a run for his money but I think maybe is too po-faced sometimes, like a cross between Toki and Nathan or something

but let's face it, no one can compete with this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP8r40uXgwA&feature=related

Yeezy reupholstered my pussy (DJP), Thursday, 2 December 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

well maybe Dr. Rockso the Rock N Roll Clown can compete with Toki

Yeezy reupholstered my pussy (DJP), Thursday, 2 December 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)

how do you know where Toki ends + Dr. Rockso begins tho?

Mordy, Thursday, 2 December 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9IZLyEv81A

start here

Yeezy reupholstered my pussy (DJP), Thursday, 2 December 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

For some reason, I relate most to Pickles.

THX THO... (Nicole), Thursday, 2 December 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

i just mean that 50% of what makes Dr. Rockso amazing is Toki's relationship to him (both his actual relationship to him and his childhood refuge found in a straw-clown doll)

Mordy, Thursday, 2 December 2010 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

For some reason, I relate most to Pickles.

that reason is possibly "being from/living in the upper Midwest"

i just mean that 50% of what makes Dr. Rockso amazing is Toki's relationship to him (both his actual relationship to him and his childhood refuge found in a straw-clown doll)

sure, but Rockso is also hilarious independently of Toki, much like Toki is hilarious independent of Rockso

Yeezy reupholstered my pussy (DJP), Thursday, 2 December 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

I do the Rockso voice probably once a week or so.

THX THO... (Nicole), Thursday, 2 December 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)

I've basically stated watching this show as of this season (missed some episodes though). I've seen episodes focusing on each character (well almost all of them). I was rather disappointing when Skwisgaar Skwigelf's episode didn't make him out to be as much of a cool guy as I always believed him to be. It wasn't a bad episode (the one where he was looking for his father) but that guy was much cooler when he was a little more mysterious. I really need to see every metalpocalypse episode.

Anyways, Toki's joke about sucking a tit instead of going to the dentist was on the money.
Pickles is the most lovable messed up druggy (next to Rockso).
Nathan is great.
Murderface is funny.
Skwisgaar is supposed to be cool.

And I'll probably vote for Toki despite him being the nicest of the bunch.

ZOUNDS! (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 2 December 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)

Man, I didn't even see this poll til now. Toki is adorable. However, there's not a day that passes without me throwing out a Pickles "Douche-behg" ...and I just freaking love Pickles. The rehab stuff is gold.

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 3 December 2010 00:43 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

I did not realize this was back!!!

Mordy, Monday, 7 May 2012 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

Neither did I! Thats what I get for ignoring Adult Swim most of the time. I mean, I knew a fourth season was forthcoming, but hadn't realized it started a couple weeks ago.

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 7 May 2012 21:19 (thirteen years ago)

popscockles

Moodles, Monday, 7 May 2012 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

stops copies me

Moodles, Monday, 7 May 2012 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

so disgustingly savage 2 me that a character in clip 4 season finale ep is so clearly voiced by a werner herzog soundalike after actually getting werner to record opening lines to every other ep this season?

johnny crunch, Friday, 13 July 2012 23:10 (thirteen years ago)

seven months pass...

L.A.'s sinful synth-pop band Night Club premiere a racy new video today via Buzzbands.LA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TF66BtBNno

Night Club is the brainchild of DJ/Producer Mark Brooks, former guitarist for notorious 90s noise rockers Warlock Pinchers and current director of TV's "Metalocalypse" as well as videos for Slayer, Melvins and more. The band is vocalist Emily Kavanaugh's first foray into performing, following in the footsteps of her father, keyboardist for legendary New Jersey band Southside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes.

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Friday, 15 February 2013 21:33 (twelve years ago)

My impression of the video:

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4126/5192221149_9558ae40b1_z.jpg

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Friday, 15 February 2013 21:33 (twelve years ago)

eight months pass...

Metalocalypse: The Doomstar Requiem - A Klok Opera

tnite at midnight!

Mordy , Sunday, 27 October 2013 14:47 (twelve years ago)

whaaat fuck yeah!

sleepingbag, Sunday, 27 October 2013 14:55 (twelve years ago)

so wait, is that it for the show?

sleepingbag, Sunday, 27 October 2013 14:55 (twelve years ago)

i hope not

Mordy , Sunday, 27 October 2013 14:58 (twelve years ago)

three years pass...

I had seen little clips, but never actually seen this series until knocking it out on Hulu in the past few weeks. It was very funny.

The one thing I was bit disappointed was that they had no rival bands as that is such a big heavy metal trope. Magnus should have been like the Dave Mustaine character who was in the other BIGGEST death metal band on Earth.

earlnash, Friday, 5 May 2017 01:17 (eight years ago)

six years pass...

did anyone else see the movie?

i dug it! it made me miss the show, i heart the animation & design so much

also: king diamond, voice actor!

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 September 2023 05:37 (two years ago)

I did not see the movie but now I want to

the new drip king (DJP), Saturday, 9 September 2023 11:41 (two years ago)

two years pass...

https://rave.dj/JsEuEoJGY8hXQQ

massaman gai (front tea for two), Monday, 8 December 2025 12:08 (one week ago)


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