Nude Spock

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I just unwrapped the last roll of toilet paper and tossed it in the toilet as I wadded up the toilet paper wrapped in my other hand. I do this all the time. I'm not ambidextrous at all. I always cast aside the nongarbage for some reason. I take receipts and start walking away without the item I purchased. It might be because of all that crazy LSD. How often do you do shit like this?

― , Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Correction: I held the cellophane WRAPPER while I threw the toilet paper roll in the toilet. It doesn't even make sense because I don't usually throw cellophane wrappers in the toilet. Only thing that's rubbery that I throw in the toilet is rubbers. Also, I didn't mean to title this post "nude spock" I just fucked up.

― Nude Spock, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

so are you trippin now? dude i was on mushrooms when i writ that "old people - c. or d." thing. psychodelphics are scary!

― duane, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, sadly I'm not tripping. I drank a couple Sierra Nevadas (3), but that's no excuse. I do this shit all the time. Granted, I catch myself immediately, but I've taken receipts and said, "thank you" numerous times while nodding pleasantly and walking away WITHOUT my purchase at least 10 or 15 times in the last 5 years. You really do feel stupid when you have to turn around and grab the item you just purchased.

― Nude Spock, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ordinarily no. V. occasionally, yeah: synaptic brain failure w/ stoopid results. Like right now: just got back from meeting wherein I was handed business card, placed card in pocket, but card NO LONGER THERE. Checked car, nope, checked wallet, nope, retraced steps, nope. So where hell is it?! My fear is that in placing card "in pocket" I instead RAN IT DOWN THE OUTSIDE OF MY POCKET, then dropped it on floor. Which could be construed as a dis. So now I'm paranoid & annoyed, & mystified.

― AP, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't know how I manage to do this, but sometimes I actually extract cigarettes from the package and light them while I've already got another lit one in my hand. Never get burnt either! Unless I stick one of the lit ones behind my ear.

― dave q, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

you throw rubbers in the loo - ducks choke on them dude!!!

― Geoff, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Once I bougt this CHocotrike but when I wen to pay for it I decided to use credit so I smashed th eaisle in th eback and they screamed at me that I was bad.

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Spock, you might just need some sleep!!

― Lesley Higgins, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

SHIT, ducks choke on those? Poor ducks, just dying to swallow my load. Heh, heh.
Lesley, yes, I got the sleep and feel better. However, I just threw my shoe in the mailbox. jk.

― Nude Spock, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I would just like to point out that at first I thought this post was from Nitsuh. I was appropriately flabbergasted.

― Josh, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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