Handjobs to "More Than This" by Roxy Music

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Ummm, I met a girl last night and she took me to her place and gave me a handjob, but she put on Roxy Musics "More than this" to do it. Should I be worried.

― The Colonel, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

maybe she was implying that she wants "More than this"?

― Chris, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Assuming this is real and assuming you had no problem with the handjob, if it's listening to Roxy that upsets, wear earplugs.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This also happened to me less the handjob in college. Some girl put this on while we were hanging out.

― Chris, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

who can say where they're blowing?

it wuz just an HJ, huh?

― RJG, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I could feel at the time
There was no way of knowing
Fallen leaves in the night
Who can say where they're blowing
As free as the the wind
And hopefully learning
Why the sea on the tide
Has no way of turning
More than this - there is nothing
More than this - tell them on thing
More than this - there is nothing
It was fun for a while
There was no way of knowing
Like a dream int he night
Who can say where we're going
No care in the world
Maybe I'm learning
Why the sea on the tide
Has no way of turning
More than this - there is nothing
More than this - tell them on thing
More than this - there is nothing
Hmm lets break this down and analyze shall we?

― Chris, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You should be more worried if she put on Wagner's ring cycle.

― Billy Dods, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It probably would have been better with the Strand or Virginia Plain or Pyjamarama. But overall, I wouldn't look a gift horse etc.

― Spencer Chow, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

be glad she didnt put "Hand Job" on the stereo and give you a more than this job

― mike hanle y, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

What?

― I know, right?, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

in my first year at university i recieved a handjob to air bud 2: golden reciever

― creme1, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

When I was 17, I had to ask a friend how to give a handjob and she said, "I'm not really sure, I've only done it when drunk." For some reason, I'll never forget that.

― ENBB, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

HAHA

xp

― admrl, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

Shouldn't handjobs be recieved in reverant, wordless silence?

― I know, right?, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

in the dark, too

― admrl, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

GOD'S silence.

― I know, right?, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

When the moon is in the seventh house.

― admrl, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

I have received precious few handjobs in my life. Aren't they just for movie theaters?

― kenan, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

No, usually they're for penises.

― admrl, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

ahahahahahahaha

xp airbud

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

No, they're for when the women are like "meh".

xp

― Drooone, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

1.) cut a hole in that ~~box~~ popcorn bucket

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

and add a razorblade

― I know, right?, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

dude what the hell

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

we're just talking about handies here and yr all cut his dick off? CHILL PILL, mAAAAAAN

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

Edward Scissorhandjobs

― Abbott, Thursday, 26 April 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

this has ruined a perfectly good song for me now.

― the next grozart, Friday, 27 April 2007 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

be glad she didnt put "Hand Job" on the stereo and give you a more than this job

-- mike hanle y, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (4 years ago)

hahahahahahahahaha why is this making me laugh so much

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 27 April 2007 00:48 (eighteen years ago)

you are easily entertained.

― the next grozart, Friday, 27 April 2007 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

for your pleasure..

― latebloomer, Friday, 27 April 2007 00:52 (eighteen years ago)

let's stick together

― the next grozart, Friday, 27 April 2007 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

Hanle y = awesome, that is wy you are laughing

― HI DERE, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:01 (eighteen years ago)

steely dan, aja (side one)

― félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:50 (eighteen years ago)

radiohead, "knives out"

― milo z, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:55 (eighteen years ago)

Willie and The Hand Jive

― Hard like armour, Friday, 27 April 2007 02:09 (eighteen years ago)

Perhaps she was simply referring to the emptiness of the activity. She may get off on bleakness.

― moley, Friday, 27 April 2007 02:28 (eighteen years ago)

A HANDJOB IS A MANSJOB AND A BLOWJOB IS YO JOB

/paulbarman fuck why do i know paul barman
fuck

― hurdy girdle, Friday, 27 April 2007 08:08 (eighteen years ago)

I'm just mixin' things up is all is all.

― I know, right?, Friday, 27 April 2007 09:27 (eighteen years ago)

Ummm, I met a girl last night and she took me to her place and gave me a handjob, but she put on Roxy Musics "More than this" to do it. Should I be worried.

Only when she starts referring to your penis as furry ferry.

― nathalie, Friday, 27 April 2007 12:32 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

hopefully learning

― gershy, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 05:15 (eighteen years ago)

More Than This is only like 4:30 - isn't that a bit short for a HJ?

(yes, "isn't that a bit short for a HJ?" - har har har)

― StanM, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 07:01 (eighteen years ago)

I was listening to Patrick Wolf - The Magic Position.
I think this will be my getting it on music for now on.

― CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 07:05 (eighteen years ago)

i prefer handjobs to 'just like you'

(they wither and fade after blossmin' in spring)

― remy bean, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 07:22 (eighteen years ago)

through alchemy iron turns gold

― remy bean, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 07:22 (eighteen years ago)

quicksilver baby, so hard to be loved

― remy bean, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 07:23 (eighteen years ago)

oh when are you coming around?

― remy bean, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 07:23 (eighteen years ago)

hopelessly grounded, i walk through the streets remembering how we spent time

― remy bean, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 07:23 (eighteen years ago)

hopefully yearning that someday we'll meet -- but when would we, how could we, why?

― remy bean, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 07:24 (eighteen years ago)

But where does one find these girls that give handjobs to a soundtrack of late-period Roxy Music?

― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 08:43 (eighteen years ago)

It's kinda pathetic that you would be worried about the choice of music when you're getting a handjob (or BJ or...). Unless it's the Teletubbies theme song of course.

― nathalie, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 08:52 (eighteen years ago)

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in my first year at university i recieved a handjob to air bud 2: golden reciever
― creme1, Thursday, April 26, 2007 6:52 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― the last air bud (crüt), Thursday, 1 July 2010 10:42 (fifteen years ago)

I was listening to Patrick Wolf - The Magic Position.
I think this will be my getting it on music for now on.

― CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 17:05 (2 years ago)

Can we get an update on how this worked out?

― how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Thursday, 1 July 2010 14:04 (fifteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

man to think I've only gotten them to stuff like John Mayer....

― my downeaster ilxor (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 June 2011 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

dude

― LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Monday, 6 June 2011 23:49 (fourteen years ago)

nothing could be finer - unless she works in the garden

― Latham Green, Monday, 6 June 2011 23:58 (fourteen years ago)

not sure what a "handjob" is, but i betcha it would go great with "lady in red". ever since i watched that freestyle canoeing video, it's begun to seem appropriate for pretty much every occasion imaginable

― dell (del), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

When I was 17 I went away for the summer to a creative writing camp where I wound up meeting my first real boyfriend. A couple weeks in I remember pulling aside this slightly older and more experienced girl Hannah an asking her how to give a hand job. Unfortunately she didn't have much advice because she'd only given them drunk which was O_O to me as I hadn't even had a beer at that point. Anyway, I wound up winging it and it seemed to go over pretty well so it all worked out in the end.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

lol E, scroll up to April 07 & look at yr other post in this thread

― markers, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:06 (fourteen years ago)

HA, see?! I was right, I haven't forgotten it. That whole thing was an important moment in my uhhh formative years.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:09 (fourteen years ago)

great thread, creme1 post is one 4 the ages

― hilarious meme-related pun (haitch), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:12 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ that post

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:13 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, great thread guys, let's all give ourselves a hand- err, scratch that...

― dell (del), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:14 (fourteen years ago)

lol creme1

― *plop* crimes (electricsound), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:14 (fourteen years ago)

Also I feel bad for Neanderthal becasue getting a handjob to John Mayer seems really really depressing. I guess it's better than no hand job at all but it just seems sort of bleak.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:16 (fourteen years ago)

cosign

― dell (del), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:16 (fourteen years ago)

songs with a permanent hand job attached to them

― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers, be good to your daughters too

― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:30 (fourteen years ago)

i hate it so much

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:30 (fourteen years ago)

imagining a handjob + that song
is KILLING me

― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:33 (fourteen years ago)

I KNOW

it's awful

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

and hysterical

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

your penis is a wonderland

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

There was a line cook I knew who would sing "your body is a wonderland" (the phrase) in a Barney the dinosaur voice –– I was imagining a handjob to the line cook doing that too, tbh. He is totally the kind of guy that would help out like that.

― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

I feel regret! in posting that.

― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOnde5c7OG8

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

lol

I feel regret! in posting that - could easily be appended to like 80% of things I post

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

oh the video's amazing

<3 this song btw - can't help it

it's just so good

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

xxxpost hmm I guess it's better than getting a blowjob to "My Stupid Mouth"

― my downeaster ilxor (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

I keep thinking of getting a handjob to "More Than This" by The Cure, which would be one morose handjob

― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

every stroke of a cure handjob adds a wrinkle to the palm

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

I'd kinda like one to Revolting Cocks' "Let's Get PHysical"

― my downeaster ilxor (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

Brian Ferry totally has a high school science teacher vibe in that video.

― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:53 (fourteen years ago)

xxxxxxxxoposts goddamnit abbott

― dell (del), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

that song is EVIL and not in a good way

― dell (del), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 03:25 (fourteen years ago)

WOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVsaKG_KcDU

"TUBTHUMPING"!

― Mucho! Macho! Honcho! (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

"Who can say where they're blowing"

― 27 Dresses, 13 Assassins (Eazy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 13:17 (fourteen years ago)

"it was fun for a while"

― Latham Green, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 13:24 (fourteen years ago)

There was a line cook I knew who would sing "your body is a wonderland" (the phrase) in a Barney the dinosaur voice

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/5768/615244-barney_1_large.jpg
"I'll use my hands"

― Mark G, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 13:25 (fourteen years ago)

You know what would be the worst song in this situation? "Fire and Rain."

― 27 Dresses, 13 Assassins (Eazy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

10000 maniacs, how you've grown.

― Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 13:39 (fourteen years ago)

my brother has pointed out to me Barney's motherly figure

― Latham Green, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

Brian Ferry totally has a high school science teacher vibe in that video

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 03:45 (fourteen years ago)

He does look like a cross b/w Bill Nye and Carl Sagan imo

― indecent butterflies (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 03:54 (fourteen years ago)

No, they're for when the women are like "meh".

This is often a truthbomb sorry to say btw.

― “this dog won’t hunt” doesn’t appear in the Book of Proverbs (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 08:32 (fourteen years ago)

six years pass...

be glad she didnt put "Hand Job" on the stereo and give you a more than this job

-- mike hanle y, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 17 December 2017 12:43 (eight years ago)

Did the op ever make generals rank, or did he fail to achieve 'more than this' in his military career

― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 17 December 2017 13:16 (eight years ago)

Cool

Ppl r interesting creatures

― infinity (∞), Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:27 (eight years ago)

The Colonel watching himself on a big cinema screen getting a handjob while getting a handjob in the cinema

― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:39 (eight years ago)

The Colonel ....surely this wasn't...Colonel Poo?!!!

― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:41 (eight years ago)

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