― The Colonel, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Chris, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
it wuz just an HJ, huh?
― RJG, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Billy Dods, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Spencer Chow, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― mike hanle y, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― I know, right?, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― creme1, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― ENBB, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― admrl, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― I know, right?, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― admrl, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― I know, right?, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― kenan, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― admrl, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― Drooone, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― I know, right?, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― Abbott, Thursday, 26 April 2007 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― the next grozart, Friday, 27 April 2007 00:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 27 April 2007 00:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― the next grozart, Friday, 27 April 2007 00:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― latebloomer, Friday, 27 April 2007 00:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― the next grozart, Friday, 27 April 2007 00:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― HI DERE, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― milo z, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― Hard like armour, Friday, 27 April 2007 02:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― moley, Friday, 27 April 2007 02:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― hurdy girdle, Friday, 27 April 2007 08:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― I know, right?, Friday, 27 April 2007 09:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― nathalie, Friday, 27 April 2007 12:32 (seventeen years ago) link
hopefully learning
― gershy, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 05:15 (seventeen years ago) link
More Than This is only like 4:30 - isn't that a bit short for a HJ?
(yes, "isn't that a bit short for a HJ?" - har har har)
― StanM, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 07:01 (seventeen years ago) link
I was listening to Patrick Wolf - The Magic Position. I think this will be my getting it on music for now on.
― CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 07:05 (seventeen years ago) link
i prefer handjobs to 'just like you'
(they wither and fade after blossmin' in spring)
― remy bean, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 07:22 (seventeen years ago) link
through alchemy iron turns gold
quicksilver baby, so hard to be loved
― remy bean, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 07:23 (seventeen years ago) link
oh when are you coming around?
hopelessly grounded, i walk through the streets remembering how we spent time
hopefully yearning that someday we'll meet -- but when would we, how could we, why?
― remy bean, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 07:24 (seventeen years ago) link
But where does one find these girls that give handjobs to a soundtrack of late-period Roxy Music?
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 08:43 (seventeen years ago) link
It's kinda pathetic that you would be worried about the choice of music when you're getting a handjob (or BJ or...). Unless it's the Teletubbies theme song of course.
― nathalie, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 08:52 (seventeen years ago) link
in my first year at university i recieved a handjob to air bud 2: golden reciever― creme1, Thursday, April 26, 2007 6:52 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― the last air bud (crüt), Thursday, 1 July 2010 10:42 (fourteen years ago) link
I was listening to Patrick Wolf - The Magic Position.I think this will be my getting it on music for now on.
― CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 17:05 (2 years ago)
Can we get an update on how this worked out?
― how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Thursday, 1 July 2010 14:04 (fourteen years ago) link
man to think I've only gotten them to stuff like John Mayer....
― my downeaster ilxor (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 June 2011 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link
dude
― LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Monday, 6 June 2011 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link
nothing could be finer - unless she works in the garden
― Latham Green, Monday, 6 June 2011 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link
not sure what a "handjob" is, but i betcha it would go great with "lady in red". ever since i watched that freestyle canoeing video, it's begun to seem appropriate for pretty much every occasion imaginable
― dell (del), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link
When I was 17 I went away for the summer to a creative writing camp where I wound up meeting my first real boyfriend. A couple weeks in I remember pulling aside this slightly older and more experienced girl Hannah an asking her how to give a hand job. Unfortunately she didn't have much advice because she'd only given them drunk which was O_O to me as I hadn't even had a beer at that point. Anyway, I wound up winging it and it seemed to go over pretty well so it all worked out in the end.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 01:57 (thirteen years ago) link
lol E, scroll up to April 07 & look at yr other post in this thread
― markers, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:06 (thirteen years ago) link
HA, see?! I was right, I haven't forgotten it. That whole thing was an important moment in my uhhh formative years.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link
great thread, creme1 post is one 4 the ages
― hilarious meme-related pun (haitch), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link
lol @ that post
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, great thread guys, let's all give ourselves a hand- err, scratch that...
― dell (del), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:14 (thirteen years ago) link
lol creme1
― *plop* crimes (electricsound), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Also I feel bad for Neanderthal becasue getting a handjob to John Mayer seems really really depressing. I guess it's better than no hand job at all but it just seems sort of bleak.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:16 (thirteen years ago) link
cosign
― dell (del), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:16 (thirteen years ago) link
songs with a permanent hand job attached to them
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Fathers, be good to your daughtersDaughters will love like you doGirls become lovers who turn into mothersSo mothers, be good to your daughters too
― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:30 (thirteen years ago) link
i hate it so much
imagining a handjob + that songis KILLING me
― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:33 (thirteen years ago) link
I KNOW
it's awful
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:38 (thirteen years ago) link
and hysterical
your penis is a wonderland
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link
There was a line cook I knew who would sing "your body is a wonderland" (the phrase) in a Barney the dinosaur voice –– I was imagining a handjob to the line cook doing that too, tbh. He is totally the kind of guy that would help out like that.
― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link
I feel regret! in posting that.
holy shit this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOnde5c7OG8
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
I feel regret! in posting that - could easily be appended to like 80% of things I post
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link
oh the video's amazing
<3 this song btw - can't help it
it's just so good
xxxpost hmm I guess it's better than getting a blowjob to "My Stupid Mouth"
― my downeaster ilxor (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link
I keep thinking of getting a handjob to "More Than This" by The Cure, which would be one morose handjob
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link
every stroke of a cure handjob adds a wrinkle to the palm
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link
I'd kinda like one to Revolting Cocks' "Let's Get PHysical"
― my downeaster ilxor (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Brian Ferry totally has a high school science teacher vibe in that video.
― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:53 (thirteen years ago) link
xxxxxxxxoposts goddamnit abbott
― dell (del), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link
that song is EVIL and not in a good way
― dell (del), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link
WOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVsaKG_KcDU
"TUBTHUMPING"!
― Mucho! Macho! Honcho! (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link
"Who can say where they're blowing"
― 27 Dresses, 13 Assassins (Eazy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 13:17 (thirteen years ago) link
"it was fun for a while"
― Latham Green, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 13:24 (thirteen years ago) link
There was a line cook I knew who would sing "your body is a wonderland" (the phrase) in a Barney the dinosaur voice
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/5768/615244-barney_1_large.jpg"I'll use my hands"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 13:25 (thirteen years ago) link
You know what would be the worst song in this situation? "Fire and Rain."
― 27 Dresses, 13 Assassins (Eazy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 13:38 (thirteen years ago) link
10000 maniacs, how you've grown.
― Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 13:39 (thirteen years ago) link
my brother has pointed out to me Barney's motherly figure
― Latham Green, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Brian Ferry totally has a high school science teacher vibe in that video
?
― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 03:45 (thirteen years ago) link
He does look like a cross b/w Bill Nye and Carl Sagan imo
― indecent butterflies (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link
No, they're for when the women are like "meh".
This is often a truthbomb sorry to say btw.
― “this dog won’t hunt” doesn’t appear in the Book of Proverbs (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 08:32 (thirteen years ago) link
be glad she didnt put "Hand Job" on the stereo and give you a more than this job
-- mike hanle y, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 17 December 2017 12:43 (seven years ago) link
Did the op ever make generals rank, or did he fail to achieve 'more than this' in his military career
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 17 December 2017 13:16 (seven years ago) link
CoolPpl r interesting creatures
― infinity (∞), Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:27 (seven years ago) link
The Colonel watching himself on a big cinema screen getting a handjob while getting a handjob in the cinema
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:39 (seven years ago) link
The Colonel ....surely this wasn't...Colonel Poo?!!!
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 December 2017 15:41 (seven years ago) link