Leslie Nielsen Comedy Poll

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Airplane! 15
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 15
The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear 9
Spy Hard 1
Scary Movie 3 0
Mr. Magoo 0
Dracula: Dead and Loving It 0
The Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult 0
Surf Ninjas 0
Repossessed 0
Scary Movie 4 0


look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

How could this not go to Airplane?

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

I mean there are some other good one in there too but c'mon.

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:16 (fourteen years ago)

Airplane was funny.

The original TV series was good.

The rest, diminishing returns...

Mark G, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:16 (fourteen years ago)

I voted for The Naked Gun 2 1/2, where he really gets his shit down.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:16 (fourteen years ago)

the original tv series isn't on this poll

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

All I remember from Repossessed was the brief nudity

john jjjusten jingleheimer smh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

Leslie Nielsen's brief nudity?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

I want to vote for Police Squad

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

nice beaver.

Indian Food 2 Electric Vindaloo (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

the original tv series isn't on this poll

Made my vote easy.

Mark G, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

I want to vote for Police Squad

Me too.

THX THO... (Nicole), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

I voted for The Naked Gun 2 1/2, where he really gets his shit down.

― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:16 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

the original tv series isn't on this poll

Another write-in from me

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

Police Squad is really good, but the first Naked Gun is greatness distilled from the series, plus a 20-minute baseball centerpiece that doesn't quit.

benanas foster (Eric H.), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

Lots of Frank Drebin in the three NG selections.

I almost went with the first NG for the baseball sequence and the Montalban-Nielsen exchanges.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

Airplane because Police Squad isn't here. 30 minutes was the perfect running time for Drebin & co.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

airplane is the funniest overall, but for the realest nielsen content it's def ng 2.5

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

^whoa just about to make that exact post

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

by NG 2.5 Leslie was about as funny as a drag queen, ie not very.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg0q0hVvyD8

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

nice beaver.

― Indian Food 2 Electric Vindaloo (chrisv2010), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 7:21 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

this has actually become a mantra in my house. we just walk around and whenever something is going well, we say "nice beaver!"

hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

2.5 has Drebin politely saying "Don't get up" upon meeting Dr. Meinheimer.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

Airplane is nowhere near as good as Naked Gun 2 1/2, which is Nielsen Nirvana.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

surely you can't be serious

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

totally cannot imagine Morbius MD ever cracking a smile, let alone letting out a hearty guffaw.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

Airplane because Police Squad isn't here.

^^^ Airplane does have some of Nielsen's best super dry deadpan delivery

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

Lt. Frank Drebin: How are the children?
Jane Spencer: We didn't have any children.
Lt. Frank Drebin: Yes, of course.
Jane Spencer: How was your prostate operation?
Lt. Frank Drebin: Oh, good. Fine. Never been better.

Lt. Frank Drebin: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
Jane Spencer: He's Caucasian.
Ed Hocken: Caucasian?
Jane Spencer: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.
Lt. Frank Drebin: Awfully big moustache.

Lt. Frank Drebin: Real nice party, Hapsburg... I see a lot of familiar face-lifts.

Lt. Frank Drebin: Oh, it's all right. I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?

All from 2.5

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

Quentin Hapsburg: I don't recall your name on the guest list.
Lt. Frank Drebin: That's OK. I sometimes go by my maiden name.

Quentin Hapsburg: We'll be at the reception. Make sure nothing happens to him while I'm gone. Then, I want the pleasure of killing you myself.
Lt. Frank Drebin: The pleasure is all mine.

How can you top Robert Goulet as a villain?

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

Quentin Hapsburg: I don't recall your name on the guest list.
Lt. Frank Drebin: That's OK. I sometimes go by my maiden name.

I quote this exchange at least once a week.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

Quentin Hapsburg vs Vincent Ludwig

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

Was gonna post a youtube clip of the final Drebin vs Hapsburg scene but the fool cuts it off before the surprise tiger attack. Lame.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago)

"You're part of a dying breed, Hapsburg – like people who can recite all fifty states!"

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

best 1933 comedy film poll coming soon

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:29 (fourteen years ago)

as long as Cavalcade is on it.

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

I'd vote Duck Soup.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

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Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 04:30 (fourteen years ago)

Only recently found out that "Airplane!" was retitled "Flying High" in Australia and New Zealand, wtf? If they wanted to avoid the Americanism, what was wrong with "Aeroplane!"

If it cannot be notated, then there is no nute. (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 05:37 (fourteen years ago)

Nielsen looks awesome there, lighten up.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 05:50 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

as it should be

skrrr boi (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

I agree, bangin' bod!

Hexum Enduction Hour (u s steel), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

who the fuck voted for Spy Hard? Come out, you

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

seven years pass...

saw Dracula yesterday, much better than the universal pan would have you believe

how is Wrongfully Accused not on this list it's so good

niels, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 09:28 (six years ago)

haha
https://youtu.be/JogttpcKFIA

niels, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 09:36 (six years ago)


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