Jersey Shore Season 3

Two weeks away y'all

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GREAT news

I was surprised to find out that Snooki is not Italian. Rather, she is of Chilean descent. Weird.

situation feature from gq's EOY issue

http://www.gq.com/entertainment/men-of-the-year/2010/mike-sorrentino-the-situation-jersey-shore

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WAKA

He started trademarking his catchphrases immediately, with an eye toward merchandising. His portfolio does not include "the Situation"—somebody beat him to that. But he does own "GTL," which began on the show as shorthand for "gym, tan, laundry," his daily routine, but has become a kind of all-purpose mantra for the Situation lifestyle, to the point that when the Situation met Leonardo DiCaprio at a club not long ago, the first thing DiCaprio said to him was "GTL all day, baby."

Leonardo DiCaprio OTM

snooki was adopted by italians

ronnie gets an enema

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whodat?

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(chloe sevigny)

pumped 4 this

fist pumped 4 this

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kinda found it funny how referring to him as "the ugly dude" is a widely accepted phenomenon no matter who you speak to

my pits are sweaty with anticipation

lol @ vinny w/ a shower caddy

not watching this until later :-(

i shouldve said *spoiler*

this is great so far

deena seems p useless

sam & ron still a double black hole as always

"so whats it like being a dental assistant?"

feel for vin there

cat needs to raise his standards tho tbh

omg

"you just hit a in the house home run right now"

lol so much at sitch 'i am putting u up for rookie of the year award'

kitchen scene pre-ronnie was classic

ronnie is a str8-up dangerous person imo

nah

need a dedicated pauly reaction cam

some classic moments in this ep

dunno if i can deal with a whole season of this sammi drama tbh, lack of camera time for MVP is a bad sign imo

stick it in one of the jet holes and go to bed

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10 Things You Should Know About Jersey Shore’s Newbie Deena Cortese

1. Deena refers to herself as a “Bad Ass Brunette,” though Snooki refers to her as a “meatball.” Not sure which nickname is worse…

2. Speaking of nicknames, Deena’s castmates call her “The Holiday” because she’s like a “walking holiday.”

3. Deena’s a NJ native, unlike some of her Jersey Shore castmates. She grew up in New Egypt, NJ, and spent most of her summers down the shore. Good practice for the show, huh?

4. Yup, Deena went to college! She got her Dental Assistant license at Brookdale Community College.

5. Deena was on the cheerleading squad at Brookdale, and also played on a softball team and a dance team when she was younger.

6. Deena and Snooki have been friends for two years. The two Jersey girls met because Snooki used to date Deena’s friend. Why are we not surprised…

7. Before she joined the Jersey Shore cast, Deena was a waitress at Longhorn Steakhouse in New Jersey. Can we get a spray tan with that burger?

8. Deena’s favorite expression is “____ is like a party in your mouth” and she uses it all the time on Twitter.

9. Deena’s legal name is Deena Nicole Cortese, but she goes just by Deena Nicole on Facebook.

10. Deena’s favorite expression is “LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE” and she has it tattooed on the side of her body.

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J-Wow's punch at the end of this, completely classic

Sammi coming back to the show and cranking up her stone-cold-bitch to 11 from minute 1 for loldrama really spoils the lolreality of this show. Course leaving what all looked like their moms' houses and driving to the shore house in $70000 cars sorta does that too. So the show makes no sense (any more?) but it's gonna suck if it's all girlfights/drunk meatballs and very little MVP hijinx.

otm

FREE MVP

ditto

loved the first ep - so many amazing lines, many of which already mentioned upthread. LOVED Deena's "HELP ME FIND MY COWBOY HAT", she drags Mike all over the house, they end up in her bedroom (surprise), she puts on the then hat, THEN Mike says "OK let's find your cowboy hat" while sitting down on her bed. MEGALOLS at that. you could hear the air quotes - Let's "find your cowboy hat"...

also, the 'stick it in the jet holes' line is expertly followed immediately with a split-second shot of Vinny looking like he's doing just that...worth a rewind.

and I fully agree that Ronnie is dangerous, no brain/all temper...

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ALONE

there was a new ep last night guys

you're a little late, but worthy of a re-post!!!!!

i'd poll that vs. pauly's single if i thought anyone other than me and j0rdan would comment

plzzzzzzzzz send them to the italian riviera for season 4

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-- How do you say "gym, tan, laundry" in Italian?

The cast of "Jersey Shore" is heading to Italy for season 4 of MTV's hit show, the network announced Tuesday.

"While the stateside "Jersey Shore" locales have become iconic for our audience ... Europe is a fresh spin on a show that continues to reach new heights for us," MTV's Chris Linn said in a statement. "The cast is headed to the birthplace of the culture they love and live by. We can't wait to see what erupts as a result."

Amid their inevitable shenanigans, the gang -- which in season 3 includes Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Paul "DJ Pauly D" Delvecchio, Jenni "JWOWW" Farley, Vinnie Guadagnino, Ronnie Magro, Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola -- will leave "the boardwalk behind for the piazzas," "trade gorillas for Italian stallions" and, according to the statement, drop in on Vinny's Italian relatives for a famous Guadagnino family dinner.

"Ohh I Love Italy This Time A Yeahhh," Pauly D Tweeted Tuesday.

Adds Snooki: "Just heard the most amazing news!"

With a whole new country before them where they can create embarrassing moments, one thing we'd love to see is how The Situation's abs stack up compared to the classic competition of Michelangelo's statue of David, on display in Florence.

The next season is set to begin production in the spring in Europe and will air later this year, MTV says.

breaking new reality tv ground with this deena rimjob plotline?

Vinny: "Sam, seriously dude, look at you."

Sam: "This is..this is God, telling me to go."

Vinny: "Naw, this is not God. God isn't your ego."

Vinny OTM!

situation and the dog were pretty cute together

KILL YOUR TV

"It's kind of like an analogy of Vinny's penis not fitting in my pinhole"

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"you're like our baby sister we never wanted im gonna fuck with you no matter what im gonna rip your fuckin teddy bear that you love thats what im gonna do"

"It's a sick burger, son. C'mon, just one full bite and I'll go"

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This series is so lame compared with Series one. Back then there was at least one fight every episode and the majority of the housemates willing to bitch the others out from time to time. Everyone (with the exception of Deanna and Snooks) is so careful now. The Situation and Pauly D just seem to be there to provide surprised reaction shots and occasionally stir up a little bit of trouble for the others. It reminds of that "UP" series of movies where everyone eventually got to the point where they wouldn't open up for the filmmakers.

But the main problem is that the faux-reality of the free-wheeling-guido-crew-on-holiday concept is now quite ridiculous. Obviously they are going to cause a sensation anywhere they go and you do see glimpses of that eg. when Snooki got wasted on the beach there was about a thousand onlookers which you just glimpsed momentarily. But you can tell that they are not living normal lives anymore. But didn't they miss a great opportunity to make series 3 all about meetings with their publicists, ghost writers, book launches, photoshoots for their vitamin products, travelling to LA to appear on chat-shows and generally show their real lives, rather than pretending that they are re-creating the party-hard guido vibe of the original show?

I actually think Series Three is my favorite. It may be more obtrusively off-earth than before, but in terms of enjoyable riffs this season has been awesome.

yeah i haven't kept up with season 3 but i'm ok with the show morphing from "reality show based on some nobodies" to "reality show based on celebrities"

pauly just SCREAMING cabs here in deenas face @ the beginning of this ep is all time

marking this on my calendar----> http://pacificreader.com/?p=2960

gti - gym tanning im not buyin it

sadistic miscasting or schadenfreude - your choice

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either way it's great TV.

Omitted from the broadcast:
He told Snoop Dogg that he and Trump had a lot in common because Trump owned a lot of property and Snoop’s ancestors were property. (Snoop did not appear amused.)

incredible.

this guys tall
im gonna call you tree
hey tree

Get ready for the spinoff series.

Jersey Shore is MTV's No.1 series of all time. Its most recent Season 3 averaged a 7.7 P12-34 rating, up 35% versus Season Two and up 196% from Season One.

holy

a Snooki/Jwoww BFF show has the potential to be 10x the show JS ever was. No Ronnie and Sammy, no misogynistic creepiness, just debauchery and good times.

Yep. The last series degenerated into a Big Brother-type endurance show with the gals getting continually bullied by the assholes. Vinnie's near-assault on Snooki was particularly obnoxious but from what we saw, Snooki just brushed it off. These women really need some enlightment. But no matter how they edited it, you could see how depressed they all were. Not good viewing imho.

MATT OTM

Could watch jenny and snooks daily, this new show is great news IMO.

did this thread really miss the Snooki/WWE event?

Matt mega-OTM. Season 3 sucked, and it was because of Ronnie & Sammy. They're a horrible couple, mostly horrible people (Ronnie is great when out with MVP). Also learning that Mike is simply a massive dick put a damper on things. Not to mention the even bigger double standard. Jenni & Snooki's show is going to be awesome, and I think Italy is going to rule. I'm not out yet.

I wonder if Italy is even going to happen.

YOU GUYS

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Snooki I love you

grins > Jersey Shore's The Situation offered cash not to wear Abercrombie & Fitch

Well, they've always got Ed Hardy

"i ran into a wall i ran into a fuckin wall like i dunno who the fuck i was i ran into a concrete wall"

dunno if anyone's still watching this, but solo situation is one of the most darkly comic characters in the history of television. when he returns home from the club alone and pacing in the sweatsuit, there is distinct evil lurking under that hoodie. who knows what further damage he's capable of?

i couldn't even watch snooki destroying that snooki-sized bottle of 20 year-old chianti.

he's dangerous because he has a philosophy - he'll fuck up anything and anyone including himself so we'll have something to watch.

"Of course, 'The Situation' was not the name I was born with. That's my television name. Soon, all of us will have special names — names designed to cause the cathode ray tube to resonate."

hey i've only seen a handful of episodes of this show.

but i have a serious ?

so i watched the latest episode where vinnie is depressed i guess and he decides to leave the show and leave the shore and pauly is really upset

but anyway are they like a "couple" romantically?

good question.

not just a good q, but a serious 1

“I actually like Paula. She may be dirty and grimy and disgusting but she is actually a nice girl.”

is there still a big ronnie/sammie quotient. I'm hesitant to jump back in.

its def been minimized

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The series, with 12 episodes, will share a similar format to Jersey Shore, with DelVecchio having the same trademark humor, swagger and distinctive haircut. However, The Pauly D Project will predominantly focus on the good times and good music, and DelVecchio's pursuit in becoming one of the world's most successful and recognized names in the music industry.[2]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqpyBziEDto

Guests this season include: Mark Wahlberg, Lil Wayne, Ke$ha, Jenny McCarthy, ASAP Rocky, Whitney Cummings, Scott Disick, Anthony Mackie, Ciara, Austin Mahone, Brittany Snow, Kat Graham, Redfoo, Iggy Azalea, Perez Hilton, Victoria Justice, The Saturdays, Jenna Marbles, Erica Mena, MGK, Bella Thorne, Mindless Behavior and Tyler The Creator.[6]

so this is the greatest chat-show of our age then :D

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