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CNN:
Review: 'Little Fockers' is Focked up

CMR:
Little Fockers Review: This Fockers Is A Flopper

Movieline
Weekend Forecast: Fockers of the World Unite and Take Over

kenny noggins (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 December 2010 14:55 (fifteen years ago)

Guardian: "Little Fockers 'Pukes all over the festive holiday'"

Tarzan Bot (seandalai), Saturday, 25 December 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)

TBH none of these even get close to accurately conveying how awful this was.

ENBB, Saturday, 25 December 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

Condolences.

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Saturday, 25 December 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)

Toronto Star: "Little Fockers: A Waste of Time"
Washington Post: "This Gene Pool Has Dried Up"

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Saturday, 25 December 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)

The Sun (UK): "Lazy Fockers"

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Saturday, 25 December 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)

The Metro (UK): Meet The Parents: Little Fockers is pleasingly festive

mitsubishi goofus (unregistered), Saturday, 25 December 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah xp

aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 25 December 2010 17:41 (fifteen years ago)

i remember when the last movie came out my Grandma was saying, "I really want to see that Meet the Falkers." It made me totally furious because there literally is no joke more lowest-common-denominator than "huh huh their name sounds like FUCK" and she still missed it somehow. She's not senile or anything

kenny noggins (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 December 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

Pittsburgh Examiner:
We no longer want to Meet the Parents

kenny noggins (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 December 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)

Man these guys just go in

St. Petersburg Times:
There's absolutely no reason to watch 'Little Fockers'

kenny noggins (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 December 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

NY Post, obv:
Shut the Fockers up

kenny noggins (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 December 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ St. Pete Times just going to town with "smh":

You can get whiplash from vigorously shaking your head at what talented folks agree to do in Little Fockers. Oh, and Ben Stiller, too.

kenny noggins (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 December 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

From the United Arab Emirates:

Review: 'Fockers' full of dismal men's room jokes

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Saturday, 25 December 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

are these not real? that is disappointing if to

akm, Saturday, 25 December 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

so

akm, Saturday, 25 December 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

All real

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Saturday, 25 December 2010 21:20 (fifteen years ago)

testing, ignore me please

muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Saturday, 25 December 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)

Man these guys just go in

St. Petersburg Times:
There's absolutely no reason to watch 'Little Fockers'

― kenny noggins (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, December 25, 2010 12:17 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

rofl

BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 25 December 2010 21:25 (fifteen years ago)

everything i posted is real

kenny noggins (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 December 2010 22:09 (fifteen years ago)

I was hoping to come in this thread before someone made the Fockers=Fuckers connection but Whiney beat me to it.

Edward Cullen dumped me and I stumbled in the woods (MintIce), Monday, 27 December 2010 01:19 (fifteen years ago)

even my dad tonight mentioned that the providence journal's film critic said the fockers was awful!

not everything is a campfire (ian), Monday, 27 December 2010 04:56 (fifteen years ago)

Philadelphia Enquirer headline:
Big stars and Viagra nonsense

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 27 December 2010 05:01 (fifteen years ago)

Little Shitfucks

ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Monday, 27 December 2010 05:03 (fifteen years ago)

Buffalo News:

'Little Fockers': Holiday stinkbomb at the megaplex

nog it out with (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 27 December 2010 07:17 (fifteen years ago)

Omaha World Herald:

A reel success for theaters

nog it out with (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 27 December 2010 07:20 (fifteen years ago)

"Focker? I left after five minutes!"

I can take a youtube that's seldom seen, flip it, now it's a meme (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 December 2010 07:22 (fifteen years ago)

Colorado Springs Independent:

What the fock? Little Fockers

nog it out with (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 27 December 2010 07:22 (fifteen years ago)

Fox All Access:

LITTLE FOCKERS 'FOCKED' UP THE WEEKEND BOX OFFICE COMPETITION

nog it out with (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 27 December 2010 07:24 (fifteen years ago)

the single quotes on that are killin me

nog it out with (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 27 December 2010 07:24 (fifteen years ago)

Pittsburgh Tribune:

'Fock' this way! 'Fockers' will fock you in the face you focking fock!

I can take a youtube that's seldom seen, flip it, now it's a meme (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 December 2010 07:38 (fifteen years ago)

ITT Tell the Fockers to Fock Off

complimentary browse of the Daily Mail (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 27 December 2010 07:42 (fifteen years ago)

Fock You, You Focking Focker

jerkstore cowboy (Pillbox), Monday, 27 December 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

no fake focks, plz

nog it out with (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 27 December 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)

Headline better suited for Carlos?

Charleston City Paper:
Little Fockers is a Viagra-induced four-hour hard-on

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 27 December 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

Oregon Live:
Here's hoping we've seen the last of these 'Fockers'

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Monday, 27 December 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)

New York Post again:
'Fockers' flips bird at critics

nog it out with (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 27 December 2010 16:39 (fifteen years ago)

Las Vegas Weekly:

Fock this movie: 'Little Fockers' disappoints

nog it out with (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 27 December 2010 16:40 (fifteen years ago)

Fox All Access:

LITTLE FOCKERS 'FOCKED' UP THE WEEKEND BOX OFFICE COMPETITION

― nog it out with (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, December 27, 2010 7:24 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the single quotes on that are killin me

― nog it out with (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, December 27, 2010 7:24 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark

^^^^^^

Egyptian Raps Crew (bernard snowy), Monday, 27 December 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)

this movie focking socks

I can take a youtube that's seldom seen, flip it, now it's a meme (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 December 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)

this movie focking socks

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/5705/wollsmoth1.jpg

Edward Cullen dumped me and I stumbled in the woods (MintIce), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)

HAHAHAHA / WTF

Egyptian Raps Crew (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 15:23 (fifteen years ago)

i remember when the last movie came out my Grandma was saying, "I really want to see that Meet the Falkers." It made me totally furious because there literally is no joke more lowest-common-denominator than "huh huh their name sounds like FUCK" and she still missed it somehow. She's not senile or anything

― kenny noggins (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, December 25, 2010 1:03 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lmao @ the idea of whiney being SO MAD at his own little old grandmother for not getting a dirty joke

some dude, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Yf5B6GbYk

When I Pardew I See Rakes (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

NB British comedy has progressed a lot in the last 25 years

http://www.comedy.co.uk/images/library/comedies/300/c/come_fly_with_me_precious.jpg

When I Pardew I See Rakes (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

i remember when the last movie came out my Grandma was saying, "I really want to see that Meet the Falkers." It made me totally furious because there literally is no joke more lowest-common-denominator than "huh huh their name sounds like FUCK" and she still missed it somehow. She's not senile or anything

― kenny noggins (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, December 25, 2010 1:03 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lmao @ the idea of whiney being SO MAD at his own little old grandmother for not getting a dirty joke
--some dude

More like a dirty "joke" but

nog it out with (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

i missed the pun in PAWN STARS until today

a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 18:29 (fifteen years ago)

It's still absent to me.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

Not, like, to brag, or anything.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

but anyway, headlines can get away with this because "fuck" isn't a strong swear word any more. discus.

a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

pawn stars/porn stars xp

a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

haha, ok, all I could think of was a play on the "Space Jam" basketball team, the Monstars.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

At least Pawn Stars is a play on words and not like just changing one letter in a swear word. Missing the pun in "Meet The Fokkers" is like not the joke in blues-rock band The Bassholes

nog it out with (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

*is like not getting the joke

nog it out with (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

the joke is that their singer is an animatronic plastic largemouth bass

Egyptian Raps Crew (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

... right?

Egyptian Raps Crew (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

Loved it on DVD - the perfect antidote to that grey abortion, The Social Network, which we rented out last week.

moley, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 08:48 (fourteen years ago)

two years pass...

I don't see what was so bad about this. Enjoyable and made me laugh.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Sunday, 27 April 2014 05:02 (twelve years ago)


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