ILX 2011 = What Will Happen?

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1. l0u1s jagg3r named sitewide mod.

gr8080, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

2. gr8080 banned

sarahel, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:02 (fifteen years ago)

3. ILX posters all commit Jim Jones-esque suicide

yelawolfenstein (San Te), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:02 (fifteen years ago)

4. ILX Vol. 5 knocks U2 off the top of the album chart.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:03 (fifteen years ago)

ILX Cult Suicide 2009

sarahel, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:03 (fifteen years ago)

5. acoleuthic gets 10 subboards for his personal use. three of them are "adult" boards.

dell (del), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:08 (fifteen years ago)

6. midway through the year most posters have abandoned the boards for more illuminating discussions on yahoo answers and youtube comments

dell (del), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:13 (fifteen years ago)

lol sara

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:13 (fifteen years ago)

7 people will talk about i) neil young ii) cookery books iii) ethiopia

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:14 (fifteen years ago)

8. noise board turns into a sleazy hub for "jellybean collectors" and dudes who formerly cruised myspace iso datesss

dell (del), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:16 (fifteen years ago)

9. ILX will carry on talking nonsense, have wdyll getting older, some dodgy threads about holes in your arm, harlequin babies, maybe something about the x-factor on ice and similar shows, plus many other things.

not_goodwin, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:17 (fifteen years ago)

10. a rap thread in-joke will be taken too far.

moholy-nagl (history mayne), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:18 (fifteen years ago)

11. deej wars escalate

got a bad habit I might OD of markers (crüt), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)

12. the phrase "rmde" will be repurposed by a prankster mod to set off nuclear warheads, thus meaning deej will be responsible for the end of mankind

xpost dammit

yelawolfenstein (San Te), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)

13. Chatz takes over

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:20 (fifteen years ago)

14 the tbrr counter-backlash

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:22 (fifteen years ago)

15 ilx gets less funny

max, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:25 (fifteen years ago)

16. posters from the british isles will turn every single thread into a chit-chat thread

gr8080, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:27 (fifteen years ago)

17 americans get prissy

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:28 (fifteen years ago)

let's keep it specific t0 2011 u guys

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)

still loving the 'british isles' <3 u guys for that

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)

18 some sort of dmac backlash against the colonial term 'british isles'

lol xp

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:31 (fifteen years ago)

19 kelpolaris posts more than five hundred times

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:31 (fifteen years ago)

20, Korea start some mad shit, other countries follow and ILX brakes.

not_goodwin, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:36 (fifteen years ago)

21. an older female poster will get a crush on crüt

gr8080, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)

22 we will uncover WTF that damn Stevie D painting is at Miami Art Basel. THIS BETTER HAPPEN IN 2011

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:43 (fifteen years ago)

oh god please

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:52 (fifteen years ago)

i don't even like it but it needs to be known ;_;

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)

exactly. I just hope it's a real painting and not just some crazy wallpaper background in the restroom

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:54 (fifteen years ago)

23, wikileaks xfiles?
Please!

not_goodwin, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:55 (fifteen years ago)

24. Aimless will invent soup-in-a-box. Makes an unholy mess in the process.

Aimless, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)

25. Cryptic comments perhaps hinting at something.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

harlequin babies

eew, was there really a thread on this? I inadvertently stumbled across them this year when looking for a harlequin pattern in gis. I couldn't fucking sleep that night.

WARNING DO NOT LOOK FOR HARLEQUIN BABIES I'M SERIOUS

Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:59 (fifteen years ago)

26. Aimless will discover google, and simultaneously find out soup-in-a-box predates his invention. He will come to ilx to pour out his heart. Makes an unholy mess in the process.

Aimless, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:59 (fifteen years ago)

27. I LOVE CRICKET: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX hijacked by actual crickets. remains virtually unchanged, but you can now calculate the temperature by using the formula (# of times someone posts the text "I LOVE CRICKET: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX" in a 30-second period) + 51

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Thursday, 30 December 2010 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

28. Cape of Good Hope hijacked by actual South African fishermen

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Thursday, 30 December 2010 01:47 (fifteen years ago)

29. I take a photo with every other ILXor in the US

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Thursday, 30 December 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

tipping consensus shall be achieved.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 30 December 2010 01:54 (fifteen years ago)

30. ^

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 30 December 2010 01:54 (fifteen years ago)

31.) More lurkers from other messageboards will post ILX content on messageboards I lurk on.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:05 (fifteen years ago)

32.) And vice-versa.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:05 (fifteen years ago)

33) a little-used sub-board will be revitalized by a stream of non-sequitur one-liner threads

ciderpress, Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)

^^ also already been done in 2009

sarahel, Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

34) Ned kills us all in our sleep. one. by. ONE!

scott seward, Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:30 (fifteen years ago)

well, obviously one by one. a FAP would be too obvious

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:32 (fifteen years ago)

sleepover at ned's

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:32 (fifteen years ago)

35) ILM becomes a haven for far-reaching, astute music criticism once more!

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:34 (fifteen years ago)

^^^Can you kill that DN, please?

board now (suzy), Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:35 (fifteen years ago)

once u've been asked it's an automatic 30 day ban iirc

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:35 (fifteen years ago)

tough break lj, them's the rules

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:36 (fifteen years ago)

41) soup-in-a-box is served at g8080's wedding

Aimless, Thursday, 30 December 2010 03:57 (fifteen years ago)

42. Luna returns

43. I get banned

― gershy

buzza, Thursday, 30 December 2010 04:00 (fifteen years ago)

44 a thread about which is the best type of monkey

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)

45) Dom returns, precipitating a clusterfuck of laughing, sobbing, handwringing, rejoicing

markers, Thursday, 30 December 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)

so not gonna happen

tehresa, Thursday, 30 December 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)

;_;

markers, Thursday, 30 December 2010 04:23 (fifteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebastianism

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)

lol

markers, Thursday, 30 December 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)

John Frum, he will come.

Aimless, Thursday, 30 December 2010 04:53 (fifteen years ago)

46. ysi?

Your cousin, Marvin Cobain (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 30 December 2010 06:13 (fifteen years ago)

19 kelpolaris posts more than five hundred times

Doesn't pass me that this a troll, but I still would like to understand what exactly I'm being belittled for? b/c I only post on a sporadic 3 day/2month break/3 day basis?

(kelpolaris) (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris), Thursday, 30 December 2010 06:27 (fifteen years ago)

im holding a candle for u bro

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 06:33 (fifteen years ago)

lol kelpolaris calling someone else a troll

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Thursday, 30 December 2010 06:38 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/DEQiU.jpg

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 06:40 (fifteen years ago)

i thought dom wz already back...

Ned Rag & the Evil Olive Gardens (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 30 December 2010 15:23 (fifteen years ago)

47. everyone signs up to join me in canvassing for Feingold 2012

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 December 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

48 dr morbius eventually finds another display name

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)

49) deej, markers sb'd

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Thursday, 30 December 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

50) my beautiful dark twisted fantasy wins ilx 2010 year-end albums poll; hilarity & chaos ensues

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Thursday, 30 December 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

51 sarahel spends a few hours trolling 'i love football', unwittingly becomes ardent fan of sunderland afc

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

HA-WEY THE LADS

― sarahel, Friday, 31 December 2011 07:26 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

舔我的阳物 (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

LOL

sarahel, Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)

52 she 'ironizes' by trolling her fellow sunderland fans on nye 2k11

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

53 sarahel refrains from making faux-butthurt posts about sports threads

sarahel, Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)

54. ILF becomes ice cr?m's Peter Gabriel tribute forum

舔我的阳物 (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

55. serious hope: we abandon "Site New Answers"

gr8080, Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago)

56 triumphant return of mark s

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)

57. Matt Armstrong gets religion (beyond the Democratic Party)

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 2 January 2011 03:51 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, dude's 'unicorn' comment was fucking frustrating

Boo Radely and the Super Fury Aminal (acoleuthic), Sunday, 2 January 2011 03:59 (fifteen years ago)

56 triumphant return of mark s

― Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, December 30, 2010 4:02 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

this wd be AWESOME!!!!!!

Ned Rag & the Evil Olive Gardens (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 2 January 2011 04:00 (fifteen years ago)

58. an unnamed ILX poster permanently disables Pitchfork Media

O'Shea the Cubeman (San Te), Sunday, 2 January 2011 04:02 (fifteen years ago)

59. pitchfork reviews reviews guy becomes regular poster

Ned Rag & the Evil Olive Gardens (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 2 January 2011 07:06 (fifteen years ago)

39) Whiney leaves ILX to host a talk show called "WHO GIVES A SHIT"

― yelawolfenstein (San Te), Thursday, December 30, 2010 2:45 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark

irl lmao

aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 2 January 2011 07:13 (fifteen years ago)

btw yall i have been watching mythbusters all day and i kinda realized aadm savage belongs in pictures of ppl who are not whiney

aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 2 January 2011 07:14 (fifteen years ago)

reg poster is prr guy

buzza, Sunday, 2 January 2011 08:52 (fifteen years ago)

omg buzza is prr

markers, Sunday, 2 January 2011 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

can't be, his posts come in under 5000 words

Shanty! Shanti! Shanté! (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 January 2011 17:46 (fifteen years ago)

good point nv

markers, Sunday, 2 January 2011 17:46 (fifteen years ago)

although prr's one ilm post is just a single picture

markers, Sunday, 2 January 2011 17:46 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/800/20110102-p9p8dyyxeqaqxhjyapsy54udwu_0.jpg

moholy-nagl (history mayne), Monday, 3 January 2011 00:23 (fifteen years ago)

eight months pass...

56 triumphant return of mark s

― Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, December 30, 2010 4:02 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

this wd be AWESOME!!!!!!

― Ned Rag & the Evil Olive Gardens (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, January 1, 2011 11:00 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark

OTM

Eggs R. Runny (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:04 (fourteen years ago)

reg poster is prr guy

― buzza

buzza, Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:31 (fourteen years ago)

49) deej, markers sb'd

― i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor)

http://images.45cat.com/bobby-vinton-halfway-to-paradise-epic.jpg

buzza, Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:36 (fourteen years ago)

you'd miss me

markers, Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:41 (fourteen years ago)

prr is a reg poster?

Eggs R. Runny (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:42 (fourteen years ago)

he posted once

markers, Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:42 (fourteen years ago)

that's what I thought

http://drdrestartedburningman.tumblr.com/ (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:43 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

25. Cryptic comments perhaps hinting at something.

― Ned Raggett

buzza, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:59 (fourteen years ago)

three years pass...

let's imagine. please. imagine with me.

a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 October 2015 16:26 (ten years ago)

59. pitchfork reviews reviews guy becomes regular poster

feel like this has probably happened but can't work out which one he is

bonobo voyage (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 October 2015 16:29 (ten years ago)


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