1. l0u1s jagg3r named sitewide mod.
― gr8080, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)
2. gr8080 banned
― sarahel, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:02 (fifteen years ago)
3. ILX posters all commit Jim Jones-esque suicide
― yelawolfenstein (San Te), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:02 (fifteen years ago)
4. ILX Vol. 5 knocks U2 off the top of the album chart.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:03 (fifteen years ago)
ILX Cult Suicide 2009
― sarahel, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:03 (fifteen years ago)
5. acoleuthic gets 10 subboards for his personal use. three of them are "adult" boards.
― dell (del), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:08 (fifteen years ago)
6. midway through the year most posters have abandoned the boards for more illuminating discussions on yahoo answers and youtube comments
― dell (del), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:13 (fifteen years ago)
lol sara
― Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:13 (fifteen years ago)
7 people will talk about i) neil young ii) cookery books iii) ethiopia
― Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:14 (fifteen years ago)
8. noise board turns into a sleazy hub for "jellybean collectors" and dudes who formerly cruised myspace iso datesss
― dell (del), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:16 (fifteen years ago)
9. ILX will carry on talking nonsense, have wdyll getting older, some dodgy threads about holes in your arm, harlequin babies, maybe something about the x-factor on ice and similar shows, plus many other things.
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:17 (fifteen years ago)
10. a rap thread in-joke will be taken too far.
― moholy-nagl (history mayne), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:18 (fifteen years ago)
11. deej wars escalate
― got a bad habit I might OD of markers (crüt), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)
12. the phrase "rmde" will be repurposed by a prankster mod to set off nuclear warheads, thus meaning deej will be responsible for the end of mankind
xpost dammit
― yelawolfenstein (San Te), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)
13. Chatz takes over
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:20 (fifteen years ago)
14 the tbrr counter-backlash
― Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:22 (fifteen years ago)
15 ilx gets less funny
― max, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:25 (fifteen years ago)
16. posters from the british isles will turn every single thread into a chit-chat thread
― gr8080, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:27 (fifteen years ago)
17 americans get prissy
― Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:28 (fifteen years ago)
let's keep it specific t0 2011 u guys
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)
still loving the 'british isles' <3 u guys for that
18 some sort of dmac backlash against the colonial term 'british isles'
lol xp
― Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:31 (fifteen years ago)
19 kelpolaris posts more than five hundred times
20, Korea start some mad shit, other countries follow and ILX brakes.
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:36 (fifteen years ago)
21. an older female poster will get a crush on crüt
― gr8080, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)
22 we will uncover WTF that damn Stevie D painting is at Miami Art Basel. THIS BETTER HAPPEN IN 2011
― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:43 (fifteen years ago)
oh god please
― Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:52 (fifteen years ago)
i don't even like it but it needs to be known ;_;
― Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)
exactly. I just hope it's a real painting and not just some crazy wallpaper background in the restroom
― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:54 (fifteen years ago)
23, wikileaks xfiles?Please!
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:55 (fifteen years ago)
24. Aimless will invent soup-in-a-box. Makes an unholy mess in the process.
― Aimless, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)
25. Cryptic comments perhaps hinting at something.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:58 (fifteen years ago)
harlequin babies
eew, was there really a thread on this? I inadvertently stumbled across them this year when looking for a harlequin pattern in gis. I couldn't fucking sleep that night.
WARNING DO NOT LOOK FOR HARLEQUIN BABIES I'M SERIOUS
― Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:59 (fifteen years ago)
26. Aimless will discover google, and simultaneously find out soup-in-a-box predates his invention. He will come to ilx to pour out his heart. Makes an unholy mess in the process.
― Aimless, Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:59 (fifteen years ago)
27. I LOVE CRICKET: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX hijacked by actual crickets. remains virtually unchanged, but you can now calculate the temperature by using the formula (# of times someone posts the text "I LOVE CRICKET: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX" in a 30-second period) + 51
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Thursday, 30 December 2010 01:44 (fifteen years ago)
28. Cape of Good Hope hijacked by actual South African fishermen
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Thursday, 30 December 2010 01:47 (fifteen years ago)
29. I take a photo with every other ILXor in the US
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Thursday, 30 December 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)
tipping consensus shall be achieved.
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 30 December 2010 01:54 (fifteen years ago)
30. ^
31.) More lurkers from other messageboards will post ILX content on messageboards I lurk on.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:05 (fifteen years ago)
32.) And vice-versa.
33) a little-used sub-board will be revitalized by a stream of non-sequitur one-liner threads
― ciderpress, Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)
^^ also already been done in 2009
― sarahel, Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)
34) Ned kills us all in our sleep. one. by. ONE!
― scott seward, Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:30 (fifteen years ago)
well, obviously one by one. a FAP would be too obvious
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:32 (fifteen years ago)
sleepover at ned's
― suzypwn (acoleuthic), Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:32 (fifteen years ago)
35) ILM becomes a haven for far-reaching, astute music criticism once more!
― suzypwn (acoleuthic), Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:34 (fifteen years ago)
^^^Can you kill that DN, please?
― board now (suzy), Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:35 (fifteen years ago)
once u've been asked it's an automatic 30 day ban iirc
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:35 (fifteen years ago)
tough break lj, them's the rules
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 02:36 (fifteen years ago)
41) soup-in-a-box is served at g8080's wedding
― Aimless, Thursday, 30 December 2010 03:57 (fifteen years ago)
42. Luna returns
43. I get banned
― gershy
― buzza, Thursday, 30 December 2010 04:00 (fifteen years ago)
44 a thread about which is the best type of monkey
― Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)
45) Dom returns, precipitating a clusterfuck of laughing, sobbing, handwringing, rejoicing
― markers, Thursday, 30 December 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)
so not gonna happen
― tehresa, Thursday, 30 December 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)
;_;
― markers, Thursday, 30 December 2010 04:23 (fifteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebastianism
― Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)
lol
― markers, Thursday, 30 December 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)
John Frum, he will come.
― Aimless, Thursday, 30 December 2010 04:53 (fifteen years ago)
46. ysi?
― Your cousin, Marvin Cobain (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 30 December 2010 06:13 (fifteen years ago)
Doesn't pass me that this a troll, but I still would like to understand what exactly I'm being belittled for? b/c I only post on a sporadic 3 day/2month break/3 day basis?
― (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris) (kelpolaris), Thursday, 30 December 2010 06:27 (fifteen years ago)
im holding a candle for u bro
― Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 06:33 (fifteen years ago)
lol kelpolaris calling someone else a troll
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Thursday, 30 December 2010 06:38 (fifteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/DEQiU.jpg
― Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 06:40 (fifteen years ago)
i thought dom wz already back...
― Ned Rag & the Evil Olive Gardens (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 30 December 2010 15:23 (fifteen years ago)
47. everyone signs up to join me in canvassing for Feingold 2012
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 December 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)
48 dr morbius eventually finds another display name
― Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)
49) deej, markers sb'd
― i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Thursday, 30 December 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)
50) my beautiful dark twisted fantasy wins ilx 2010 year-end albums poll; hilarity & chaos ensues
51 sarahel spends a few hours trolling 'i love football', unwittingly becomes ardent fan of sunderland afc
― Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)
HA-WEY THE LADS
― sarahel, Friday, 31 December 2011 07:26 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― 舔我的阳物 (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:39 (fifteen years ago)
LOL
― sarahel, Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)
52 she 'ironizes' by trolling her fellow sunderland fans on nye 2k11
― Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)
53 sarahel refrains from making faux-butthurt posts about sports threads
― sarahel, Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)
54. ILF becomes ice cr?m's Peter Gabriel tribute forum
― 舔我的阳物 (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:43 (fifteen years ago)
55. serious hope: we abandon "Site New Answers"
― gr8080, Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago)
56 triumphant return of mark s
― Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)
57. Matt Armstrong gets religion (beyond the Democratic Party)
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 2 January 2011 03:51 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, dude's 'unicorn' comment was fucking frustrating
― Boo Radely and the Super Fury Aminal (acoleuthic), Sunday, 2 January 2011 03:59 (fifteen years ago)
― Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, December 30, 2010 4:02 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark
this wd be AWESOME!!!!!!
― Ned Rag & the Evil Olive Gardens (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 2 January 2011 04:00 (fifteen years ago)
58. an unnamed ILX poster permanently disables Pitchfork Media
― O'Shea the Cubeman (San Te), Sunday, 2 January 2011 04:02 (fifteen years ago)
59. pitchfork reviews reviews guy becomes regular poster
― Ned Rag & the Evil Olive Gardens (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 2 January 2011 07:06 (fifteen years ago)
39) Whiney leaves ILX to host a talk show called "WHO GIVES A SHIT"
― yelawolfenstein (San Te), Thursday, December 30, 2010 2:45 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark
irl lmao
― aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 2 January 2011 07:13 (fifteen years ago)
btw yall i have been watching mythbusters all day and i kinda realized aadm savage belongs in pictures of ppl who are not whiney
― aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 2 January 2011 07:14 (fifteen years ago)
reg poster is prr guy
― buzza, Sunday, 2 January 2011 08:52 (fifteen years ago)
omg buzza is prr
― markers, Sunday, 2 January 2011 17:44 (fifteen years ago)
can't be, his posts come in under 5000 words
― Shanty! Shanti! Shanté! (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 January 2011 17:46 (fifteen years ago)
good point nv
― markers, Sunday, 2 January 2011 17:46 (fifteen years ago)
although prr's one ilm post is just a single picture
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/800/20110102-p9p8dyyxeqaqxhjyapsy54udwu_0.jpg
― moholy-nagl (history mayne), Monday, 3 January 2011 00:23 (fifteen years ago)
― Ned Rag & the Evil Olive Gardens (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, January 1, 2011 11:00 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark
OTM
― Eggs R. Runny (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:04 (fourteen years ago)
― buzza
― buzza, Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:31 (fourteen years ago)
― i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor)
http://images.45cat.com/bobby-vinton-halfway-to-paradise-epic.jpg
― buzza, Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:36 (fourteen years ago)
you'd miss me
― markers, Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:41 (fourteen years ago)
prr is a reg poster?
― Eggs R. Runny (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:42 (fourteen years ago)
he posted once
― markers, Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:42 (fourteen years ago)
that's what I thought
― http://drdrestartedburningman.tumblr.com/ (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:43 (fourteen years ago)
― Ned Raggett
― buzza, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:59 (fourteen years ago)
let's imagine. please. imagine with me.
― a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 October 2015 16:26 (ten years ago)
feel like this has probably happened but can't work out which one he is
― bonobo voyage (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 October 2015 16:29 (ten years ago)