I AM SHOWER SEX!
"You're a pleasure pig, no doubt about it. You like to rub up against
reality through a smooth, sensual sceen of soft, silky soap and wet,
wild, watery warmth. With your well-lubricated perspective on life,
even the most boring and unpleasant events become as exciting as a
hard, slippery cock slapping your sweaty, sauna-smooth face in a
steamy sex shower built for two.
You know exactly how to bring the right magic ingredients into any
mix of surprises that life may spew upon you. Your natural
personality acts just like the suds and lotion that make shower sex
so sin-sationally sperm-tastic!
Be careful, though . . . keep the water out of your ears or someone
might just sneak up behind you and try to make you their own private
soap-on-a-rope dope. Don't let them!! You were not meant to be hung
up on someone else's towel rack to dry!! Fly free, like the luscious
lust-bubble you are, and spread your magic in shower stalls
everywhere!"
― Alex in SF, Monday, 5 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link