any tips?
i'm going to be perfect.
― surm, Thursday, 6 January 2011 06:39 (fifteen years ago)
threads v much in v lovable character
― aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 6 January 2011 06:40 (fifteen years ago)
get your shoes shined
― ╰㊂-㊂╯ (Lamp), Thursday, 6 January 2011 06:45 (fifteen years ago)
watch groundhog day tonite
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 6 January 2011 06:55 (fifteen years ago)
treat everyone with firm kindness, be clear about what you say and what you mean with everyone, and quiet otherwise.
― goole, Thursday, 6 January 2011 06:57 (fifteen years ago)
wear a top hat
― max, Thursday, 6 January 2011 06:58 (fifteen years ago)
Witty and graceful and easy laughter
― VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 6 January 2011 06:58 (fifteen years ago)
Be thine self :)
― VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 6 January 2011 06:59 (fifteen years ago)
do not smell like pee
― carles marx (contenderizer), Thursday, 6 January 2011 07:08 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ this
― VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 6 January 2011 07:16 (fifteen years ago)
it's the little things
― carles marx (contenderizer), Thursday, 6 January 2011 07:18 (fifteen years ago)
Wear a cloak, so you can drop it before a lady in order that she may traverse a puddle without her feet getting wet.
― "Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 07:24 (fifteen years ago)
The perfect human can move in a room.
Why does he move like that?
Look at him all the time.
― Pauper Management Improved (Sanpaku), Thursday, 6 January 2011 07:30 (fifteen years ago)
i feel like 'dry wit' could figure into this
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 6 January 2011 07:32 (fifteen years ago)
Just ask yourself: What Would Ruffalo Do?
― the point at which the whole world gets to try on the glasses (Eazy), Thursday, 6 January 2011 07:38 (fifteen years ago)
perfection is a lie
― buzza, Thursday, 6 January 2011 07:46 (fifteen years ago)
you'll need to set yourself a schedule. try this one:
Rise from bed . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6.00 A.M. Dumbbell exercise and wall-scaling . . . . . . 6.15-6.30 Study electricity, etc . . . . . . . . . . . . 7.15-8.15 Work . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8.30-4.30 P.M. Baseball and sports . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4.30-5.00 Practice elocution, poise and how to attain it 5.00-6.00 Study needed inventions . . . . . . . . . . . 7.00-9.00
― Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Thursday, 6 January 2011 07:53 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIjNv2b5C8Q
― thomas l. sassy (donna rouge), Thursday, 6 January 2011 07:54 (fifteen years ago)
Colbert . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9.30-10.00
― "Smurfette's Smurfy Adventsmurf" (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 07:55 (fifteen years ago)
good suggestions so far
― surm, Thursday, 6 January 2011 08:21 (fifteen years ago)
groundhog day especially
― surm, Thursday, 6 January 2011 08:22 (fifteen years ago)
Your bow tie should be one you tie yourself, not a clip-on. This is very very important.
― Tarzan Bot (seandalai), Thursday, 6 January 2011 12:19 (fifteen years ago)
i will try but i'm not very good at ties
― surm, Thursday, 6 January 2011 15:56 (fifteen years ago)
get a shave at the barber early in the morning, straight razor only
― brownie, Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:01 (fifteen years ago)
Help an old lady across the street and a small child with their homework.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:03 (fifteen years ago)
i am chewing gum
perfectly
― surm, Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:40 (fifteen years ago)
I shaved an old lady, helped a small child across the street, and did a barber's homework. Clearly I have a long way to go before I can be the perfect man.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:45 (fifteen years ago)
Is your tie in a half windsor?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:47 (fifteen years ago)
i feel like this is about infinite tiny things that add up
― plax (ico), Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:47 (fifteen years ago)
lunch is looming, like a lark in the gray sky
― surm, Thursday, 6 January 2011 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
http://artofmanliness.com/
― cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Thursday, 6 January 2011 17:29 (fifteen years ago)
Those men are effete obsolete gays by today's standards.
― If You're Not Part of the Solution, ETc. - Thanks for everything bb (u s steel), Thursday, 6 January 2011 17:32 (fifteen years ago)
toasted english muffin, raspberry preserves, btw
― surm, Thursday, 6 January 2011 17:40 (fifteen years ago)
I didn't like their reading list, if you're all about restoring some old-fashioned idea of "manliness" why do you recommend cliche college boi staples like Salinger and Vonnegut. Dale Carnegie is probably a better indicator of interesting character.
― Hey Mr. Superman Smarty-Pants, I Asked You Where's Waldo (u s steel), Thursday, 6 January 2011 17:43 (fifteen years ago)
uh that is total personal brand curation u know that right
― plax (ico), Thursday, 6 January 2011 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
just an effete obsolete gay talking tho so
― plax (ico), Thursday, 6 January 2011 17:46 (fifteen years ago)
Surely 'Sterling's Gold' is at the top of your reading list.
Also: smell nice. Clean, like soap. Maybe faint cologne if you have to, but just a nice clean smell is pretty much perfection in a man.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 6 January 2011 17:48 (fifteen years ago)
thanks i forgot about that, i have this nice stuff from gaultier
― surm, Thursday, 6 January 2011 17:56 (fifteen years ago)
i wear burberry weekend, gets the bitches panties wet.
― cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Thursday, 6 January 2011 17:57 (fifteen years ago)
...
― VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 6 January 2011 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
clothes make the man.
― Aimless, Thursday, 6 January 2011 18:02 (fifteen years ago)
qed: make a man out of clothes
― VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 6 January 2011 18:03 (fifteen years ago)
http://feeds2.yourstorewizards.com/1112/images/200x200/hand-lotion-lavender-pine.jpg
Caldrea lavender/pine lotion's all you need, son.
― the point at which the whole world gets to try on the glasses (Eazy), Thursday, 6 January 2011 18:06 (fifteen years ago)
shoes, nice shoes. no payless shit or cheap as fake leather looking things.
― cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Thursday, 6 January 2011 18:13 (fifteen years ago)
xpost Lavender/pine? <3 just thinking about that smell makes me happy
― VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 6 January 2011 18:13 (fifteen years ago)
and invest in a nice pair of boots.
http://l6.zassets.com/images/z/1/3/5/1358578-p-MULTIVIEW.jpg
― cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Thursday, 6 January 2011 18:17 (fifteen years ago)
i know, i'm on the lookout for good boots
i will go shopping maybe
― surm, Thursday, 6 January 2011 18:19 (fifteen years ago)
blazers season
also purchase a nice classic aftershave.http://www.trafalgarshop.com/catalog_ts/Aftershave-orderby0-p-1-c-266.html
― cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Thursday, 6 January 2011 18:20 (fifteen years ago)
Peacoat. The perfect man wears a peacoat.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 6 January 2011 18:22 (fifteen years ago)
the taylors of old bond street are quite nice.
― cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Thursday, 6 January 2011 18:22 (fifteen years ago)
and scarves are quite nice too.
― cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Thursday, 6 January 2011 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
yes - i have a great winter scarf
― surm, Thursday, 6 January 2011 18:24 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.chapeaunoirgolf.com/storage/mickelson_fullcleveland.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1265037500603
White belt, white shoes.
― the point at which the whole world gets to try on the glasses (Eazy), Thursday, 6 January 2011 18:38 (fifteen years ago)
the Uncle Eddie look.
― cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Thursday, 6 January 2011 18:41 (fifteen years ago)
and if you can find some time, trim up your bush.
― cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Thursday, 6 January 2011 18:42 (fifteen years ago)
pocket square
― i don't even vacuum, i'm roomba pimpin (The Reverend), Friday, 7 January 2011 03:17 (fifteen years ago)
tomorrow i'm going to be beautiful
― i like lucy (surm), Friday, 21 January 2011 09:33 (fifteen years ago)
today
― surm, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 19:42 (fourteen years ago)
Howdy, beautiful!
― Aimless, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 19:56 (fourteen years ago)
hi
even tho i only got 2 hours of sleep, i do look pretty good
― surm, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 20:00 (fourteen years ago)
2 hours of sleep should be good enough for perfection today. Just coast on the momentum from yesterday.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 20:04 (fourteen years ago)
i'm tryin
thx
how are u doing?
― surm, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 20:05 (fourteen years ago)
― Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Thursday, January 6, 2011 7:53 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
<3
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 20:07 (fourteen years ago)
i like to imagine surm's life as a lavish musical, and "tomorrow i'm going to be the perfect man" is the big showstopping number right before the intermission
― DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 20:08 (fourteen years ago)
wow, that's a great idea
― surm, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 20:09 (fourteen years ago)
I am living the life of Riley. It is pouring rain outside, with snow mixed in, but I do not have to go outside, so I am good with that. thx for asking.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 20:10 (fourteen years ago)
my pleasure. sounds nice where you are. would be nice too if u were writing a novel by the fire, in this weather.
― surm, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 20:26 (fourteen years ago)
i ALMOST had it yesterday
― surm, Thursday, 1 March 2012 19:31 (fourteen years ago)