Do you eat the stickers on your apples, pears, other non-peely fruit?

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OptionVotes
Peel Sticker 83
Peel sticker and then eat it 6
Eat Sticker 2
Do not peel sticker, but do not eat it either 1


kkvgz, Friday, 14 January 2011 13:12 (fifteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1187/1045388270_038983e659.jpg

kkvgz, Friday, 14 January 2011 13:12 (fifteen years ago)

maybe I'm just getting lazy these days, but fuck it - I eat 'em.

kkvgz, Friday, 14 January 2011 13:13 (fifteen years ago)

why would you ever do this

Do you eat thecan around baked beans?

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 14 January 2011 13:14 (fifteen years ago)

They're kind of a pain in the ass to get going!

kkvgz, Friday, 14 January 2011 13:17 (fifteen years ago)

What... the hell.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 14 January 2011 13:20 (fifteen years ago)

I can understand not being sure whether you can be bothered to wash off the adhesive that the sticker sometimes leaves behind or just eat it anyway, but eating the whole sticker? Uh.

(Then again I do not even eat the rice paper under Chinese steamed buns, or at least not if it peels off neatly)

agrarian gamekeeper (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 14 January 2011 13:21 (fifteen years ago)

Man, maybe I'm in the wrong here. I'll admit it. It is pretty dirtbag. But that's why I'm asking you guys.

kkvgz, Friday, 14 January 2011 13:22 (fifteen years ago)

ur a bad person, is what we're sayin i think

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 14 January 2011 13:24 (fifteen years ago)

^

nakhchivan, Friday, 14 January 2011 13:25 (fifteen years ago)

the stickers are usually made of plastic, so no.

i can see a world in which i might get lazy and eat a sticker if it was waxed paper tho.

the tune is spacecadet (c sharp major), Friday, 14 January 2011 13:25 (fifteen years ago)

Chewing the wrapper of Cinnaburst or Trident is one thing, but...

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 14 January 2011 13:27 (fifteen years ago)

Oh now, that's nasty.

kkvgz, Friday, 14 January 2011 13:27 (fifteen years ago)

Why would you want paper in your chewing gum? At least the fruit labels are sort of the same consistency as say an apple skin.

kkvgz, Friday, 14 January 2011 13:28 (fifteen years ago)

They disappear into the gum

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 14 January 2011 13:28 (fifteen years ago)

Next you naysayers will be saying you don't eat the red Babybel skin.

superpitching, Friday, 14 January 2011 13:28 (fifteen years ago)

-- the tune is spacecadet

:D

agrarian gamekeeper (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 14 January 2011 13:29 (fifteen years ago)

what is this

lex diamonds (lex pretend), Friday, 14 January 2011 13:30 (fifteen years ago)

You people make me sick.

Dans la Bot (seandalai), Friday, 14 January 2011 13:34 (fifteen years ago)

Do not peel sticker, but do not eat it either

How does this work? You eat around it?

Dans la Bot (seandalai), Friday, 14 January 2011 13:34 (fifteen years ago)

Shouldn't go here really, but I'm having visions of poop coming out with a del monte sticker on the side.

seminal fuiud (NickB), Friday, 14 January 2011 13:36 (fifteen years ago)

SORRY

seminal fuiud (NickB), Friday, 14 January 2011 13:36 (fifteen years ago)

How does this work? You eat around it?

I just wanted to give people options. They can interpret it creatively.

kkvgz, Friday, 14 January 2011 13:37 (fifteen years ago)

peeling the sticker is one of life's small pleasures.

I hate it when you try to peel the sticker and the fruit underneath the sticker is overripe and you end up tearing off the skin completely. that's one of life's small anguishes.

dayo, Friday, 14 January 2011 13:37 (fifteen years ago)

i know a chem professor whose life's work is inventing nontoxic adhesives for fruit stickers

maybe some other stuff too

nakhchivan, Friday, 14 January 2011 13:39 (fifteen years ago)

I don't actually get why fruit needs a sticker on it in the first place.

seminal fuiud (NickB), Friday, 14 January 2011 13:41 (fifteen years ago)

Like, I know it's not a fake apple I'm eating.

seminal fuiud (NickB), Friday, 14 January 2011 13:42 (fifteen years ago)

nakh s/he must be fucking minted

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 14 January 2011 13:43 (fifteen years ago)

ha i don't think so

probably plenty of other ppl in the fruit stickers patent trade

nakhchivan, Friday, 14 January 2011 13:46 (fifteen years ago)

i sometimes do this just to avoid having to bin it

plax (ico), Friday, 14 January 2011 13:50 (fifteen years ago)

it starts off that you realise afterwards that u forgot and then u get really defiantly "it hasnt killed me yet" about the whole practice

plax (ico), Friday, 14 January 2011 13:50 (fifteen years ago)

(Then again I do not even eat the rice paper under Chinese steamed buns, or at least not if it peels off neatly)

i tried to eat it once. "fna fmmm eugh this is not rice paper."

nanoflymo (ledge), Friday, 14 January 2011 14:29 (fifteen years ago)

I don't actually get why fruit needs a sticker on it in the first place.

― seminal fuiud (NickB), Friday, 14 January 2011 13:41 (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ imagine the man hours that could be used to cure cancer but are instead used to put little stickers on apples. Just . . . why??

전승 Complete Victory (in Battle) (NotEnough), Friday, 14 January 2011 14:41 (fifteen years ago)

to facilitate global trade, maybe? unless you just want apples from oct-dec

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 14 January 2011 14:43 (fifteen years ago)

brand name, apple type, place of origin

the tune is spacecadet (c sharp major), Friday, 14 January 2011 14:43 (fifteen years ago)

in some shops the stickers have bar codes on them

the tune is spacecadet (c sharp major), Friday, 14 January 2011 14:45 (fifteen years ago)

Has a code number on it so supermarkets can type it in at the register and get the price.

Also, fuck no.

Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Friday, 14 January 2011 14:45 (fifteen years ago)

^^ the PLU

kate78, Friday, 14 January 2011 14:45 (fifteen years ago)

i dont see what is so wrong w/ this

plax (ico), Friday, 14 January 2011 14:46 (fifteen years ago)

u srsly dont even notice it

plax (ico), Friday, 14 January 2011 14:47 (fifteen years ago)

what the fuck is wrong with you people
do you eat the core of the apple as well?

From the novel "Spinster Dinner" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 January 2011 14:47 (fifteen years ago)

i have eaten the core of the apple

plax (ico), Friday, 14 January 2011 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

I HAVE SUCKED THE GRISTLE OF LIFE

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 14 January 2011 14:49 (fifteen years ago)

My husband eats the skin of kiwifruit. But neither of us would ever eat the sticker, hell no that is disgusting.

I remember once I made dinner and forgot to peel the sticker off the green pepper I was chopping. I didn't notice until I found a chunk of pepper w/stick on it in the cooked meal. GROSS.

franny glass, Friday, 14 January 2011 15:11 (fifteen years ago)

i eat the skin of kiwis (the fruits..) - it provides a tart sharpness that perfectly counterweights the sweetness of the meat. and no, it doesn't feel furry at all. no one else i have ever known believes me though.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 14 January 2011 15:24 (fifteen years ago)

head = done in

eat apple stickers, eating apple cores, eating kiwi fruit skin?

AAAHGGG

VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 14 January 2011 16:26 (fifteen years ago)

I eat durian rinds

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Friday, 14 January 2011 16:28 (fifteen years ago)

for BREAKFAST

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Friday, 14 January 2011 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

i peel the stickers off my apples but don't bother to wash them.

sometimes i forget tho. the sticker usually ends up stuck between my teeth. which is nasty.

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Friday, 14 January 2011 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

eat the sticker? I hardly even know her!

dayo, Saturday, 15 January 2011 00:50 (fifteen years ago)

RICHARD STABONE RIP NEVER FORGET

Blazes Boyband (Pillbox), Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:03 (fifteen years ago)

yer nuts

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:05 (fifteen years ago)

think u meant to post that on this thread iirc

Blazes Boyband (Pillbox), Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:09 (fifteen years ago)

I'm eating an apple and the stickers coming up WHAT DO I DO??!!!

lamey g. curtis (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:15 (fifteen years ago)

post during the climactic event

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:16 (fifteen years ago)

http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/4a227812.jpg

lamey g. curtis (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:21 (fifteen years ago)

superb work

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:22 (fifteen years ago)

lolling here

From the novel "Spinster Dinner" (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:24 (fifteen years ago)

we need an x-ray now to prove you actually digested it

five deadly venoms (San Te), Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:25 (fifteen years ago)

sticker now says fanny smith = bonus

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:26 (fifteen years ago)

That is a fabulous picture, Stevie! Green and purple look so good next to each other.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:29 (fifteen years ago)

Stevie ilu too much to SB you but you are on notice :)

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:31 (fifteen years ago)

We shd track ot thru your digestive system via gps

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:31 (fifteen years ago)

Ot? It

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:32 (fifteen years ago)

VG =

http://images.wikia.com/mafia/images/2/2f/Gott12.jpg

five deadly venoms (San Te), Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:32 (fifteen years ago)

I consider myself a humanitarian

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:33 (fifteen years ago)

why do i get pornographic vibes from Steve's picture?

heh (kelpolaris), Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:33 (fifteen years ago)

Who is that dude btw

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:33 (fifteen years ago)

lol John Gotti

five deadly venoms (San Te), Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

Prefer Michael Corleone, imo, but I'll accept it

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:35 (fifteen years ago)

LOL Stevie ilu for that pic!

Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Sunday, 16 January 2011 05:37 (fifteen years ago)

I can't believe no one posted this yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Sunday, 16 January 2011 06:47 (fifteen years ago)

I eat cherry stones and kiwifruit skin but stickers are a big no no. Keep it organic, man.

Alba, Sunday, 16 January 2011 11:11 (fifteen years ago)

Wait - cherrystones? The fuck?

kkvgz, Sunday, 16 January 2011 22:05 (fifteen years ago)

Me I'm all about mango pits

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 16 January 2011 22:06 (fifteen years ago)

I don't chew them or anything, just swallow them down sometimes when disposal presents a problem. Same with chewing gum,

Alba, Sunday, 16 January 2011 22:24 (fifteen years ago)

http://chemistry.about.com/b/2007/09/12/yes-apple-seeds-and-cherry-pits-are-poisonous.htm

Oh no! How many is too many?

Alba, Sunday, 16 January 2011 22:28 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 17 January 2011 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

Shouldn't go here really, but I'm having visions of poop coming out with a del monte sticker on the side.

― seminal fuiud (NickB), Friday, January 14, 2011 8:36 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

just want you to know that I haven't been able to get this image out of my head thanks to this thread

five deadly venoms (San Te), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 00:16 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.poopreport.com/Images/BMnewswire/stickers.jpg

dayo, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 00:26 (fifteen years ago)

okay, so here at the web's first fruit label site, they say that fruit labels are made of

opaque or transparent plastic film (food-grade polyethylene), paper, paper plus metallic foil laminate

so as long as I stay clear of the metallic foil laminate ones, I should be cool.

kkvgz, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 11:15 (fifteen years ago)

I feel a little more sane after seeing these results

bigdawg (crüt), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 11:19 (fifteen years ago)

i don't think 'food grade' means 'makes a tasty and healthy addition to your diet!'

nanoflymo (ledge), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 11:41 (fifteen years ago)

To me eating eating the label is like leaving a piece of egg shell in your scrambled eggs.

Maybe we need a poll about that, too.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

five years pass...

still "no"

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 17:58 (nine years ago)

I was going to post an aghast response to this question but then I remembered when I was a kid who ate peanut shells and shrimp tails like I was a member of the Junior Pica League so I guess that pretty decisively shuts my mouth.

Peanut Duck (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 18:04 (nine years ago)

I no longer do this, btw. Maybe this thread turned me back from the abyss.

how's life, Thursday, 12 May 2016 14:57 (nine years ago)

who the hell does this? what?

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Thursday, 12 May 2016 15:02 (nine years ago)

ppl are strange

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 May 2016 15:09 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

if you eat the sticker you are the antichrist imo

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 March 2018 08:15 (eight years ago)

When I was in elementary school, I used to gnaw on pencils and consume the strips of paper leftover in a spiral notebook, so maybe this was my pica's last gasp before I put away childish things.

how's life, Friday, 2 March 2018 11:01 (eight years ago)

I still eat paper tbh.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Friday, 2 March 2018 11:03 (eight years ago)

"At least it's high in fiber!"is what my mother always said.

how's life, Friday, 2 March 2018 11:09 (eight years ago)

stickers are gross in general

brimstead, Friday, 2 March 2018 22:38 (eight years ago)

There are no stickers on my apples. When encountered on pears from far-off places, they are removed and not consumed.

Moo Vaughn, Friday, 2 March 2018 22:42 (eight years ago)

five months pass...

Accidentally ate one that I didn't realize was there until it was already partially chewed in my mouth. I swear I'm not backsliding. Who the hell puts two stickers on an apple anyway? Moreover, where was gabbneb getting stickerless apples? Maybe my extra one was supposed to go on one of his.

incarcerated moonfaces (how's life), Friday, 17 August 2018 12:46 (seven years ago)

farmer's market, co-op/hippie/natural type store, or tree would be my guesses

rob, Friday, 17 August 2018 16:31 (seven years ago)

i dont

but ive started eating the skin of oranges

flaneur brayin (darraghmac), Friday, 17 August 2018 16:38 (seven years ago)

one year passes...

U GOTTA READ THE LABELS
READ THE LABELS

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 06:41 (six years ago)


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