fingernailspencil erasers
― another al3x, Saturday, 15 January 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)
my aunt used to eat chalk
― another al3x, Saturday, 15 January 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)
anuspunani
― henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Saturday, 15 January 2011 16:48 (fourteen years ago)
are these digested
― another al3x, Saturday, 15 January 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)
paper lollipop sticks
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Saturday, 15 January 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)
thred needs to be on TMI
― I'll make you bang, combinating with smang (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 January 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)
tab
― normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Saturday, 15 January 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)
shit
― lamey g. curtis (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 15 January 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)
The meat-juice soaked strings off a tied roast after it comes out of the oven. Caution: Chew but don't swallow.
― Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Saturday, 15 January 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)
cuticlessnotbus ticketspaper generallyPlay-Doh
― emil.y, Saturday, 15 January 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)
i don't swallow anything that doesn't have cells or go through photosynthesis
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Saturday, 15 January 2011 17:20 (fourteen years ago)
concerned about your hydration
― another al3x, Saturday, 15 January 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)
used to eat:
pencil eraserspencilspaper
― kkvgz, Saturday, 15 January 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)
i just scan the floor for nutrients
― carl, Saturday, 15 January 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)
Mcdonalds
Just kidding I'd never eat that shit.
― I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Saturday, 15 January 2011 17:28 (fourteen years ago)
Souls.
and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sandyou ate sand??
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 15 January 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)
as a kid I ate playdough, specifically the color green
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Saturday, 15 January 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)
wondering how long before the inevitable first "doodoo" answer
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Saturday, 15 January 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)
Shit was already mentioned.
― I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Saturday, 15 January 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)
totally missed it.
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Saturday, 15 January 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)
one time at school (junior year HS) I licked ad irty window and inadvertently swallowed huge filthy clumps of dirt
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Saturday, 15 January 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qL8lgcFKIlY/SVBHId0XBTI/AAAAAAAABQY/CQEgS2TYEPw/s400/cow%2Beating%2Bplacenta%2Bcopy.jpg
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Saturday, 15 January 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)
one timein first grade,I think I was trying to prove some sort of pointI unwrapped a strawberry Fruit Roll-Up(NOT a Fruit By The Foot)(but the best way to unwrap those is to whip them like a whip)and I threw it on the groundand stomped on it an then I ate it
― lamey g. curtis (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 15 January 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Saturday, January 15, 2011 12:38 PM
I didn't mean just when Stevie said so. I'm saying Mcdonalds is literally shit.
― I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Saturday, 15 January 2011 17:52 (fourteen years ago)
"literally"
― lamey g. curtis (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 15 January 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)
shit just got literal
― another al3x, Saturday, 15 January 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)
I've eaten red Georgia clay before
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Saturday, 15 January 2011 18:09 (fourteen years ago)
How did you know to eat it? I guess my question is, did you learn from someone or did it come about independently?
― ThirtyPennies, Saturday, 15 January 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)
it wrote him a letter in German begging him to eat it
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Saturday, 15 January 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah I can't choke down anything from McDonald's yuk yuk so indigestible
― I'll make you bang, combinating with smang (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 January 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)
I have no idea. I guess I just liked the smell (I was 6 btw).
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Saturday, 15 January 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.georgiaencyclopedia.org/nge/Article.jsp?id=h-2669
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 15 January 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)
when I had diarrhoea as a kid my old man tried to make us take kaolin and morphine. i was too young to know what morphine was and the shit was revolting, like drinking liquid chalk. only tried it once.
― I'll make you bang, combinating with smang (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 January 2011 18:50 (fourteen years ago)
This was different from kaolin — basically had the same consistency as modeling clay. They sold kaolin in gas stations when I was little (dunno if they still do).
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Saturday, 15 January 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)
kaolin shocker
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 15 January 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)
chalker
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Saturday, 15 January 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)
from the georgia slums of kaolin
― another al3x, Saturday, 15 January 2011 19:06 (fourteen years ago)
This is the Fear Factor thread.
― I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Saturday, 15 January 2011 19:08 (fourteen years ago)
lungbutter
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Saturday, 15 January 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)
shaved ice
― dell (del), Saturday, 15 January 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)
mission statements
― dell (del), Saturday, 15 January 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)
LSD
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Saturday, 15 January 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)
men like air
― I'll make you bang, combinating with smang (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 January 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)
http://tv.gawker.com/5715970/meet-a-34-year-old-woman-addicted-to-eating-toilet-paper
― Blazes Boyband (Pillbox), Saturday, 15 January 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/RWbUM.jpg
― another al3x, Saturday, 15 January 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)
I had a friend who would make home-made salt dough (like the fake play-doh you make from flour + a ton of salt) and just snack on it.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Saturday, 15 January 2011 22:12 (fourteen years ago)
paper lollipop sticks otm
― VegemiteGrrrl, Saturday, 15 January 2011 22:23 (fourteen years ago)
Ballpoint pen capsPencilsStrawsFingernails
Lol oral fixation
― VegemiteGrrrl, Saturday, 15 January 2011 22:24 (fourteen years ago)
When I was a kid, at church, the sacrament cups (of water) came in these wee lil plastic cups. It was always my goal to try and secret one away in my mouth and then chew on it through the next 2.5 hours of church. I don't think this says anything abt the tactile pleasures of chewing on plastic so much as it details just how fucking boring church was.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Saturday, 15 January 2011 22:26 (fourteen years ago)
Paper cups with rolled rim, impossible for me not to chew
― VegemiteGrrrl, Saturday, 15 January 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)
My lips, I chew them.
my cell phone
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Saturday, 15 January 2011 22:31 (fourteen years ago)
not so much eat but 'bite'
tin foil
I love that shock as it hits your fillings, and am somewhat a sadist that I find myself anticipating the wrapping of Hershey's Kisses more-so than the chocolate.
― heh (kelpolaris), Sunday, 16 January 2011 01:12 (fourteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito
― markers, Sunday, 16 January 2011 01:15 (fourteen years ago)
I love that shock as it hits your fillings
What?!?
Are you completely mental, that's one of the most awful feelings ever.
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 16 January 2011 01:18 (fourteen years ago)
it reminds me i'm *alive*
― heh (kelpolaris), Sunday, 16 January 2011 01:19 (fourteen years ago)
Wiggle your toes or something, that'll let you know you're alive, and it's painless.
― not_goodwin, Sunday, 16 January 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)
I'd almost rather be impaled on rebar than bite down on aluminum foil.
― earnest goes to camp, ironic goes to ilm (pixel farmer), Sunday, 16 January 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)
can't believe nobody said semen
― MEG_tron (kraudive), Sunday, 16 January 2011 01:35 (fourteen years ago)
twizzlers
― Z-Ro Price (m bison), Sunday, 16 January 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)
oh or frazzles
― MEG_tron (kraudive), Sunday, 16 January 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)
Frigging lipgloss, especially this new line by CoverGirl called Amazemint, made with mint oils by Crest. It smells like those Girl Scouts Grasshopper cookies!
― Rotating & Blunders (MintIce), Sunday, 16 January 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)
k kelpolaris's posts explain a whole lot...
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Sunday, 16 January 2011 02:42 (fourteen years ago)
kelpolaris ;_;
― VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 16 January 2011 03:02 (fourteen years ago)
Also eats batteries
Are omnivores for real? Like that dude in the Guinness Book of Records that ate a bicycle and stuff? I don't understand how you even do that
― VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 16 January 2011 03:03 (fourteen years ago)
launch of kelpolaristhe end doesn't scare usWhen will this cease?The tinfoil will now rust in peace
― strawberry shartcake (San Te), Sunday, 16 January 2011 03:03 (fourteen years ago)
LOL
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Sunday, 16 January 2011 03:06 (fourteen years ago)
I did suck on dead AAA batteries when I wz a child...had no fillings back then,
― some hills are never seen (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 16 January 2011 03:14 (fourteen years ago)
Are omnivores for real? Like that dude in the Guinness Book of Records that ate a bicycle and stuff? I don't understand how you even do that― VegemiteGrrrl, Saturday, January 15, 2011 10:03 PM
― VegemiteGrrrl, Saturday, January 15, 2011 10:03 PM
― markers, Saturday, January 15, 2011 8:15 PM
― markers, Sunday, 16 January 2011 03:47 (fourteen years ago)
His performances involved the consumption of metal, glass, rubber other materials. He disassembled, cut-up, and consumed bicycles, shopping carts, televisions, a Cessna 150, and other items.
"died of natural causes" uh huh
Yes! That's the guy. I want to know how you even "chew" that. I mean, I swallowed peas and pieces of potato whole for the first 15 years of my life butnthats hardly airplanes and pianos
― VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 16 January 2011 03:53 (fourteen years ago)
haaa
― markers, Sunday, 16 January 2011 03:59 (fourteen years ago)
lol that the only photo on his Wiki entry is a generic shot of a Cessna in flight.
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:11 (fourteen years ago)
(uneaten)
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:12 (fourteen years ago)
beard, pubic haircuticlesnails (finger, toe)the inside of my cheekthe elastic in my socksthe elastic in my underwearthe elastic in my wife's braselastic in generalprice tags (the stickered kind)
I'm fucked up
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:28 (fourteen years ago)
In fourth grade I was really concerned about world hunger. In addition to praying really hard that no one would starve, my solution was for everyone to save their fingernails & toenails, which we could then grind up very finely and send to Somalia as "nail flour" to be made into bread & tortillas and whatnot. Everyone thought this was p gross. It went over better than in fifth grade where I came up with a self-sustaining biosphere where people grew food in their own excrement, but only barely.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:31 (fourteen years ago)
something tells me we would have gotten along great in elementary school
― five deadly venoms (San Te), Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:32 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah tbh sometimes I read a post of yours about poop or whatnot and think of little fifth grade me telling my dad, "I can't wait 'til I get to be in high school so I can learn the real science behind urination and defecation." He said, "I worry about you sometimes."
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:35 (fourteen years ago)
haha, nice
― five deadly venoms (San Te), Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:37 (fourteen years ago)
dignity
― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Sunday, 16 January 2011 07:27 (fourteen years ago)
words
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_0uVxhHn6U
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Sunday, 16 January 2011 07:37 (fourteen years ago)
Cannibals
― VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 16 January 2011 07:43 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4O1A-mmBWw
― Stargazey Pi (Trayce), Sunday, 16 January 2011 08:11 (fourteen years ago)