hi guys, i want to talk about manwiches

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dell (del), Sunday, 16 January 2011 20:45 (fourteen years ago)

http://th01.deviantart.com/fs11/150/i/2006/210/2/d/MY_MANWICH___by_viciousslash.png

you think you're cool, but you read ick (Phil D.), Sunday, 16 January 2011 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

"It's a sloppy joe that's a bit less sloppy because of the thicker sauce," said Sandra Williams, brand director, ConAgra Foods. "And with the bigger chunks of vegetables, which are more visible in the sauce, moms feel confident that Manwich is a wholesome family meal for a great value."

Since 2007, the sloppy joe category has grown from $89 million to $96 million with Manwich growing 7 percent in dollar sales during this period(1). Currently, the brand has 83 percent dollar share in the category(2).

dell (del), Sunday, 16 January 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

that's a lot of manwiches

dell (del), Sunday, 16 January 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

i like my tvp like i like my women...

dell (del), Sunday, 16 January 2011 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

vegan and crunchy

dell (del), Sunday, 16 January 2011 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OCPM7p8pQW4/SKWBYXMNuRI/AAAAAAAAAqo/A6T_TvUdLM4/s400/manwich.jpg

Have you read The Sexual Politics of Meat? Because I'm going to be honest, folks, if it weren't for ConAgra, I'd still be a virgin.

dell (del), Sunday, 16 January 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

I mean, in terms of eating meat. I'm still a virgin sex-wise.

dell (del), Sunday, 16 January 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.bambootrading.com/2000/2009.JPG

dell (del), Sunday, 16 January 2011 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

I like yamwiches

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Sunday, 16 January 2011 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

Should I explain what a manwich is here? No? Okay.

Solid Gold Danzas (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 January 2011 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

MANWICH

Yutte Hermsgervørdenbrøtbørda (Eisbaer), Sunday, 16 January 2011 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

awesome, thank you.

dell (del), Sunday, 16 January 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think I've ever eaten and hamburger and wished for the meat to be, uh, runnier. Why?

― Sasha (sgh), Thursday, April 7, 2005 9:06 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark

haha

dell (del), Sunday, 16 January 2011 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

GUYzpacho

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, April 7, 2005 4:16 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

dell (del), Sunday, 16 January 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

what are you doing, honey?

oh, ha, i'm looking at this ilx thing, it's this messageboard where people discuss the topics of the day in witty fashion

oh, can i see?

sure, hahaha, here's an example of ilx at its best...people are making masculine food puns

haha, that sounds silly, let me see

ok...

GLANS Casino

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, April 7, 2005 5:45 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

ugh i am divorcing you, you asshole. get one sense of humor.

dell (del), Sunday, 16 January 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

The unfiltered google image search results for manwich are surprisingly safe for work until you get to the Furry result, which is unsafe for mental health.

kkvgz, Sunday, 16 January 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

that ad with the little blonde Osmond-looking kid is killing me!

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 16 January 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

the look on his ad-mom's face is amazing, too.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 16 January 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

i could go for a sloppy joe right about now

Yutte Hermsgervørdenbrøtbørda (Eisbaer), Sunday, 16 January 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

the sloppy joe category
the sloppy joe category
the sloppy joe category
the sloppy joe category

johnny crunch, Sunday, 16 January 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_s7jBjSLzI1I/ScWPLjwXwkI/AAAAAAAADZM/IjY1Zz64uek/s320/manwich1.jpg

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 16 January 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_s7jBjSLzI1I/ScWOS_Pi_CI/AAAAAAAADYs/CgJ-E1NNiqg/s1600/manwich3.jpg

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 16 January 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

Teenwich Fun-Do

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 16 January 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

the mom kinda looks like Sandy Duncan ... which was a common look during the mid/late 70s, or so i understand.

Yutte Hermsgervørdenbrøtbørda (Eisbaer), Sunday, 16 January 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit @ that ape-page. whoa

dell (del), Monday, 17 January 2011 00:03 (fourteen years ago)

i keep thinking that reads "super feces" below my ape friend's face

dell (del), Monday, 17 January 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

i like the ape's hipster haircut

Yutte Hermsgervørdenbrøtbørda (Eisbaer), Monday, 17 January 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

i know.

i thought i knew what psychedelic was until an ape pointed me in a manwichally directional

dell (del), Monday, 17 January 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

and now i know to beat my wife when she cooks me food from recipes that aren't printed in a "now" font

dell (del), Monday, 17 January 2011 00:11 (fourteen years ago)

hrlp! what is that word after "double burger"? mike? melt? mele? wide? crumpf? wide? weke? wele? crumpf? shmug?

dell (del), Monday, 17 January 2011 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

ha, never mind, it's double burger shmug, duh.

dell (del), Monday, 17 January 2011 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

looks like "melt" ... or "mess"

Yutte Hermsgervørdenbrøtbørda (Eisbaer), Monday, 17 January 2011 00:16 (fourteen years ago)

please make them stop melting

dell (del), Monday, 17 January 2011 00:19 (fourteen years ago)


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