I am so not "getting" this Instagram thing / do you guys want to look at each others pictures?

Will you guys plz post your usernames so I can look at these pretty photos you're taking?

But like seriously, this shit is so contrived. You can make the incredibly mundane look "so profound, dude" with these stupid filters.

add me 'bsdf'

How in the fuck. I was just going to start this thread.

trebaker. And is there any easy way to look at feeds through a browser on my computer and not on my mobile?

http://instagram.heroku.com is the first web based client but it's not very user friendly

You have some interesting people following you.

But cool. That client was helpful enough.

http://instagram.heroku.com/users/786729

is there an app that makes your photos look like they were taken with a rolleicord iv yet?

I wish there was an app that made your photos look like they were taken by someone who can't take photos

I put that Instagram thing on my phone but then realised it was this whole 'social network' thing and quickly lost interest.

You don't have to share or follow anyone.

You don't? Neato.

Sharing and following is lame imo :)

I was using it as just another lens app before I realized that there was a whole nother thing behind it.

xp but then the only way to explore is to look at the Popular pix page which is pretty terrible imo

i have an older ipod touch that doesn't have a camera. can instagram be used to apply filters to photos that are on your device but weren't taken with it?

I think so. There's a "Load from Library" option.

However, I don't know if the app they're using now will work on an older ipod.

thanks dude!

wait what does instagram 'do' that is worth one billion dollars

it puts...a filter on a photo? and lots of people use it? and that is worth one billion dollars?

its free in the app store no one tell zuck

is facebook gonna monetize hipsters?

hint: a lot (I don't know exactly how much) of the purchase price is in facebook stock, which is probably not actually worth as much as they say it is

I am (surprise surprise) enbb and mostly post pictures of (surprise surprise) my dog.

the facebook stock is almost certainly going to be worth much more than its valued at atm when it goes public in a few months

but yeah I generally find it annoying when people put those cheap instagram-type filters on their photos. The iPhone camera takes such nice photos so easily, and people ruin them with this hazy nostalgia bullshit.

Exactly my thoughts.

iphone camera (at least anything before the 4S) kinda sucks

I don't want to yell 'internet bubble' cause clearly fb and twitter and some things have a value that couldn't really have existed 10 years ago but this is just...a camera filter

wasn't there another identical thing called hipstamatic?

fb and google do this kinda thing all the time tho? buying up technology to integrate it into their own platforms... not that i'm saying instagram is worth ONE BILLION DOLLARS *dr evil pinky* but it's kinda their m.o.

yeah but why do you even need to 'buy up that technology', do they really have a patent on hipster-camera-filters? as hurting said they're not even the first to do this

my guess would be that instagram was working on some kind of expansion and fb caught wind of it and just decided to snatch whatever up whatever it was

instagram's "value" such as it is is in the social network aspect, not the filter aspect

this is just...a camera filter

― iatee, Monday, April 9, 2012 2:27 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

naw its a rapidly growing social network w/50m users whos main utility photo sharing is also facebooks main utility - idk abt the price but its obvs why facebook felt they needed to eat them

yeah I guess it makes more sense in that context

I have never used it so I just see the pics *on* fb

ha guessing you all are not instagram users lol xp

really its "buying" 30 million users + ownership of the most popular photo-sharing social network. facebook loves photos b/c theyre significantly more interesting than links or status updates, as measured by the # of ppl who click on them and the amount of time they spned

xp joe otm

i mean that being said 1 billion dollars is hilarious

i want a billion dollars

have you considered making an 'app'

brb making an app

wasn't there another identical thing called hipstamatic?

hipstamatic started out as just a camera filter app. they added on social stuff later after instagram took off.

or what max and joe said.

if i had one the mega millions i would've bought scoopsnoodle for $1 million

won*

so they paid like 35 bucks per user

still smh

no wonder my kids don't want to study math, obviously careers are for fools, i should be sitting around brainstorming the next killer social media platform

number of instagram users should be getting a big bump up now that they have it for android too, the fact that they have as many users as they do and it was iphone only until last week is kinda crazy

they paid $1 per photograph too

I have no intent, nor interest, in joining Threads, but even less motivated to do so since the launch seems to have broken Instagram in the process. Within hours of the launch, 80% of the posts on my feed show up as blank grey squares, 10% show up as very blurry, the rest (sponsored ads, natch) appear just fine. Stories load about 20% of the time and almost every avatar is a blank grey circle. Good job Zuck!

So my feed still doesn't load and now Stories never load. Video posts load about 80% of the time, but photo posts are still a grey box. Apparently not a widespread enough issue for Meta to actually fix it, but according to Reddit and Twitter there are quite a few people dealing with the same thing. At least Twitter is still functional as it circles the drain, but I've never seen an app just completely stop doing the main thing it's intended to do (i.e. show photos) for this long before.

What the heck is happening with Instagram?

I’m someone who uses the platform through a browser app on my smartphone, not through the Insta app.

And for the last couple days I just can’t find any way to post things. It’s as though that has simply been taken away for absolutely no reason.

Maybe make sure your software isn’t in need of an update? Usually something like that is the cause.

Evan, thanks! I’ll give that a shot.

when did they change the views when you click on a hashtag from 'top posts / recent posts' to 'top posts / filter' and if you click on filter it brings up a menu with 'top posts / top recent posts' options? absolute dogshit ui design. i want recent posts not top recent posts, and two buttons where one performs an action and the other one brings up a menu which only contains two options one of which is the same as the first button has real 'ui design is my passion' energy.

I am getting ads for *ticketed* listening parties at music venues for albums like AFX SAW2 or MBV-MBV ...

I had no idea this was a thing and it makes me really grateful that I was around to see these artists live in person for less $ than these listening parties cost.

you guys know what 'Sodastream' is right? this kitchen appliance that makes seltzer out of water?
I've never searched for the thing. Never even thought about it after a co worker mentioned they bought one -- maybe 10 year ago.
Yesterday I bought a liter bottle of seltzer and drank it throughout the day - opening it several times at my WFH desk. Of course each time I opened it, the bottle made that hissing, escaping carbonated gas sound.
Today I log on to insta and the first ad I see is one for Sodastream.

most record review accounts are really annoying but i am quite enjoying this one atm:
https://www.instagram.com/soundwavesoffwax/

Plate of shrimp

Xxp Mossad must have you bugged

(Sodastream is an Israeli company)

I think the people who actually understand the tech (not me, notably) have tried to explain over and over that your phone isn't bugged, and isn't listening to you. It is, however, linked to accounts that know your shopping behavior and also know what other people you've been near and places you've been.

I visited my parents halfway across the country and my mom said verbally that she bought an item, I had never heard of it or searched for it or seen it before, but after I went to her house, the item showed up in my soc med feeds...because her device and my device were together, at the same location where that item was purchased and delivered to.

I consider myself pretty laid back about modern life but i have become a borderline crank when it comes to this shit, I hate it all

yeah i dig that soundwavesoffwax acct, 1 day that'll be my kids & i'll be the deceased geezer & they'll be going what the fuck is the deal with all these enoch light albums

I had a bad few days last week when YouTube recommended me a new self-released album with a suspiciously similar title to an album I had put out myself on bandcamp a few months ago. It had AI art too.
It was probably just a coincidence but it just made me feel awful.

omg, you guys never told me about Chef Reactions!! he is so funny. every time i watch one i think its my favorite one. please don't tell me he's a trumper where you live and several ex-girlfriends have put restraining orders out on him! because he's so funny. i also appreciate that he never makes fun of what people look like/what they are wearing/their accents. just their horrible cooking. 10 out of 10 instagram content!

https://www.instagram.com/chefreactions/

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-fhgwLxTIC/

lol

skot do you follow wayne shen @foodiechina888? could see it being too grating/repetitive for some but i love it

will check it out.

chef reactions is v good, i dig it!

sodastream has been advertising a lot more lately.

Been enjoying "Airplane Facts with Max" - may be of particular interest to Ned.

https://www.instagram.com/airplanefactswithmax

Absolutely no reach for my art reels and posts beyond a few friends I know in The Actual World. I remember when my previous IG accounts, now hacked and impossible to recover, would get looks from folks all over.
If not posting on IG there’s zero evidence that I’m a working illustrator. Have a nice website but ya think people will look at a website? Nahh.

Same.
It’s true that you have to pay for reach these days

"If not posting on IG there’s zero evidence that I’m a working illustrator."

you need a tiktok!

you just get a crazy amount of views on tiktok. i remember when my son showed me his account that i didn't even know he had and he had, like, 40,000 views on things. he just posts images/illustrations/etc. stuff he's into.

i love his tiktok account by the way. its very cool. he's way cooler than me. he's 19.

https://✧✧✧.tik✧✧✧.c✧✧✧@real✧✧✧.virtue✧✧✧?lang=en

oh i guess you can't do tiktok on ilx.

his account is: realite.virtuelle

Scott you’re very close to convincing me. I shall investigate!

I think the people who actually understand the tech (not me, notably) have tried to explain over and over that your phone isn't bugged, and isn't listening to you. It is, however, linked to accounts that know your shopping behavior and also know what other people you've been near and places you've been.
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, September 18, 2024 4:10 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is what i thought too but can you explain this

https://archive.is/ckFB2

404 Media previously reported Cox Media Group (CMG) was advertising a service that claimed to target ads based on what potential customers said near device microphones. Now, here is the pitch deck CMG sent to prospective companies. Google has kicked CMG off its Partner Program in response.

The Threads posts that are randomly shown to me in my insta feed are wild, only the most bitter clickbait from musicians about marketing, reach, and how much the industry sucks, usually in the form of bad sanctimonious advice. I'm always so glad I don't have the app installed, because I press on them against my better judgement and it's a relief when they don't open.

As someone who uses threads a lot, I can confirm that there's tons of this stuff on there constantly.

I use Instagram for photography and mainly follow other photography things, and the Threads things I get shown are 100% "bitter clickbait from photographers about marketing, reach, and how much the industry sucks, usually in the form of bad sanctimonious advice".

Haha, good to know

it’s sort of like when you’re shopping and you overhear a really loud obnoxious conversation

do any of you have an example of what you mean? morbid curiosity mostly ...

nb i have never had an instagram lol -- i must feel these sick pleasures vicariously

Insta teases Threads content and it’s almost always inflammatory in some way to get you to click on it (leave insta/go to Threads which afaict is pure garbage?)
I’ve seen a barrage of disingenuous questions like “will someone explain what’s going on with Diddy and Justin?” Or bs about how everyone is “doing menopause weight loss wrong” or some other poorly aimed targeted bullshit.

I just hit 300 followers. Feel blessed

was locked out of my band’s account for a few weeks and once again dealing with the facebook/meta backend makes you realize how deeply broken and fucked these apps have become in the past decade

Threads is little better than X in terms of how you're forced to read reams of utter garbage thanks to the algorithm.

I had no idea how many people out there fancy themselves music experts without apparently ever having read any music articles online or offline ever.

I use it as a tool for mass blocking people.

https://i.imgur.com/fEhCOVy.jpeg

It happens

wow rude

"Why is abcxys not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame."

You live in West Buttchester. No one gives a crap about your scintillating take on alt rock.

"Why is Fela Kuti in the Hall of Fame I never heard of him!"

Really, I'm sad to be made aware of your existence.

My theory is this is much of the energy behind Trump: "they laughed at my opinion."

Love the Threads teases - oh you showed me half a terrible tweet, now I’m compelled to download your app and sign up.

I keep winding up there because of the IG teases. It is so so weird.

The infinite loop of story mentions is so silly - you mention someone in your story, it gives them the option to add it to their story, which gives you the option to add their repost of your story to your story, etc etc etc.

got an account to follow some local music stuff. was curious about what it would recommend (spoiler: it has never recommended any local music stuff) and the first few days it was a bunch of awesome stuff -- skateboarding, people making rugs and pottery and knives and all kinds of crazy stuff out of metal and wood, and people skiing down mountains. so i was like, okay, i'm fine with having this as an occasional diversion. then almost abruptly my feed became about people making food (boring). then, just as abruptly, my feed became just the same obnoxious toxic internet shit. "hey bro, can i interview you in exchange for a gift card?" "i met this beautiful woman on the escalator and asked to draw her portrait." failed proposals. clips from shark tank. WHO wants to see this shit? where did all the quiet and diligent craftspeople go??? deleting ...