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right?

i like lucy (surm), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

sure but im unsure of what it is selling?

"70th" "voter" "badger" (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

a phone? a chewing gum? a condom?

"70th" "voter" "badger" (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

Next scene is chick screaming "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? "

metal panda (San Te), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

GIVE ME BACK MY GUM RHIGT NOW

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

"make face time"

markers, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

her head came off as the cab pulled away

hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

your breath smells of my asshole.

Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:27 (fourteen years ago)

Cab Driver Laments Bizarre Beheading, Fears Deportation

metal panda (San Te), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:27 (fourteen years ago)

"I IM'd her."
"What'd you do with the body?"

earnest goes to camp, ironic goes to ilm (pixel farmer), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

"Cab kissing now illegal in metro area"

metal panda (San Te), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

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i like lucy (surm), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

oh, the old "we'll put some *nerdy* glasses on this model and that will give him some personality, see" trick

the tune is space, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

Spex sells

Mark G, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)

i love him

i like lucy (surm), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:25 (fourteen years ago)

Cex sells

dan m, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:26 (fourteen years ago)

Henry Rollins lookalike sells

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)

well yeah, he's totally smoking hot obv, just saying

the tune is space, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

yea ur otm

i like lucy (surm), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

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versace

i like lucy (surm), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

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tidy armani

i like lucy (surm), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)

and of course herbal essences

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i like lucy (surm), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

"I'll tell you the commercial they'd like to do, if they could, and I guarantee you, if they could, they'd do this, right here. Here's the woman's face, beautiful. Camera pulls back, naked breasts. Camera pulls back, she's totally naked. Legs apart. Two fingers, right here and it just says, "Drink Coke.""
William M Hicks, 1991

piscesx, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

peggy olson: welp, sex sells

don draper: if it was that easy wed be out of a job, show some self respect

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

.. and someone's made the T shirt to go with it
http://www.trickleclothing.com/images/products/4Pete-Versus-Toby-Drink-Coke.jpg

piscesx, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

o jesus people ffs

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

I was obsessed with this book when it came out:

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Glorified Lolcat (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

i'd like to read that book!

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piscesx, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

this one is sweet too

http://grab.by/8thk

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

AHHH!! The ice cube is sexually manipulating me into buying Coke!!

Glorified Lolcat (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

I used to concentrate on ice cubes in every whiskey ad when I was a kid, trying my hardest to find the subliminals.

Never saw that coke ad though.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.adsneeze.com/media/2007/02/puma-ads-1.jpg
http://www.ratemyeverything.net/ImageDatabase/PostImages/2143/Large/Over_the_Top_Puma_Ad.jpg

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:11 (fourteen years ago)

Those Puma ads were evidently never actually run:

With the launch of former PUMA International Marketing Manager Peter Kim's weblog today, we can finally, almost three years later, close the book on those famous PUMA ads. Once thought to be some sort of clandestine marketing effort knowingly created by PUMA so the company could then deny their existence and benefit from the publicity, Kim confirms suspicion and tells us "a small Eastern European agency affiliated with Saatchi & Saatchi created the ads on spec, trying to win business with a PUMA subsidiary." The agency failed to win any business, and it sent them out to their friends causing worldwide proliferation, un-informed speculation (including here on Adrants, hopped up controversy and cease and desist letters sent to bloggers.

This one, though!

http://files.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_261/2619705/file/brand-were-just-as-excited-as-you-small-30537.jpg

Glorified Lolcat (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:45 (fourteen years ago)

lol

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

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i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

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i love tampon spaceship (San Te), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

the fuck

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

Becks has one hell of a ballsack.

hipsterPad (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 22:34 (fourteen years ago)


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