1. scrabble
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:03 (fifteen years ago)
2. eating a meal on public transportation
3. http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/full-gorilla-costume-now-only-44-99-argos/856105
― State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:05 (fifteen years ago)
4. Waiting up a tree to throw shit at passersby
― Rejoice that you weren't eaten (chap), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:05 (fifteen years ago)
5. being alone in crowded places
― jumpskins, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:05 (fifteen years ago)
6. Naked in a cage with a crowd of strange people looking at me.
― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:07 (fifteen years ago)
7. Having your brain swapped with a monkey
― Rejoice that you weren't eaten (chap), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:07 (fifteen years ago)
8. eating bananas.
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:07 (fifteen years ago)
9. Being raised by monkeys
10. sifting through friends on fb
― Mordy, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:07 (fifteen years ago)
michael i envy your saturday nights
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:08 (fifteen years ago)
11. The time I got drunk, and sat on the elephant's trunk.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:08 (fifteen years ago)
12. Scratching my head
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:08 (fifteen years ago)
13. Wearing my monkey-fur coat.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:09 (fifteen years ago)
14. My uncle making me dance in the street for money when I was six, wearing a waistcoat and fez while he played the barrel organ
― seminal fuiud (NickB), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:09 (fifteen years ago)
15. Using my prehensile tail (New World only)
― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:09 (fifteen years ago)
16. poo flinging followed by vigorous round of public intercourse
― post-rock was most definitely the future of post-rock (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:09 (fifteen years ago)
17. Being shocked by Peter Gabriel.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:10 (fifteen years ago)
18. Picking things up with my toes.
― you think you're cool, but you read ick (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:10 (fifteen years ago)
16. Seeing red (butt)
― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:11 (fifteen years ago)
20. Not counting too good
21. Sitting on Don Van Vliet's knee while he makes love to a vampire
― seminal fuiud (NickB), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:11 (fifteen years ago)
22. Being naked except for a bowler hat and bowtie
― Rejoice that you weren't eaten (chap), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:12 (fifteen years ago)
23. scratching self under arms
― nanoflymo (ledge), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:13 (fifteen years ago)
24. going 'ooh ooh aah aah'
24. responding to stimulus with ooo ooo ooo AH AH AH AH
damn xp
― post-rock was most definitely the future of post-rock (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:13 (fifteen years ago)
26. Working for peanuts amirite
― seminal fuiud (NickB), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:13 (fifteen years ago)
27. Indicating what I want by pointing at a picture of it
― Rejoice that you weren't eaten (chap), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:14 (fifteen years ago)
28. dressed like an astronaut, no idea how to work the controls
― post-rock was most definitely the future of post-rock (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:14 (fifteen years ago)
29. Social grooming
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:15 (fifteen years ago)
30. Wondering why the fucking lemurs go to go pro and not me.
― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:15 (fifteen years ago)
ha!
31. doing the funky gibbon
― nanoflymo (ledge), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:16 (fifteen years ago)
32. Typing at one of a thousand typewriters in an attempt to produce the works of Shakespeare at random.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:17 (fifteen years ago)
33. Everybody's got something to hide except for me and John Lennon
― seminal fuiud (NickB), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:17 (fifteen years ago)
34. eating apples
― ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:18 (fifteen years ago)
"Shit, it's another Anne Rice novel."
― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:19 (fifteen years ago)
dying
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:19 (fifteen years ago)
35. being born from an egg on a mountain top36. knowing every magic trick under the sun
― nanoflymo (ledge), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:20 (fifteen years ago)
37. reminiscing about the salad days of being on the road with B.J.
― post-rock was most definitely the future of post-rock (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:20 (fifteen years ago)
38. Putting my arms in S-form, being pulled out of a barrel in a chain
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:20 (fifteen years ago)
39. clinging to my cloth and wire mother
― post-rock was most definitely the future of post-rock (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:23 (fifteen years ago)
40. When I'm hanging with my bros and I go to cover my mouth to cough and one of them covers his ears and the other his eyes. EVERY TIME!
― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
I am a well-known monkey disliker but that little baby monkey hugging the cloth and wire structure breaks my heart every time.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:25 (fifteen years ago)
41. masturbating furiously
― nickn, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:27 (fifteen years ago)
Good typing considering
― seminal fuiud (NickB), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
42. hated by abbott, but why WHY?
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/monkey300.jpg
― post-rock was most definitely the future of post-rock (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:29 (fifteen years ago)
I am a well-known monkey disliker
Monkey-dislike celebrity; is it as hard as it sometimes looks? Do you sometimes feel like your fans and the press are imposing on you?
― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:29 (fifteen years ago)
You're the one, you're the one!! I also dislike monkeys and primates in general. Too close to human but not. Creep me out every time.
― Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:32 (fifteen years ago)
uncanny monkey valley
― post-rock was most definitely the future of post-rock (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:33 (fifteen years ago)
43. sick and tired of being taken for a chimp
Too close to human but not. Creep me out every time.
I'm pretty much the opposite though I don't trust monkeys any more than I do humans.
― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:35 (fifteen years ago)
44. telling m white I take the money, somebody else gives him "the stuff"
― post-rock was most definitely the future of post-rock (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:37 (fifteen years ago)
― Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Wednesday, January 19, 2011 12:32 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark
My old roommate was the same way. As a well-known fan of monkeys this is one of the things i like most about then. That said, the monkey pictured above is almost is sort of pushing it with that creepy old lady hand.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:37 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, it looks like it just had an ugly manicure.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:38 (fifteen years ago)
that little baby monkey hugging the cloth and wire structure breaks my heart every time
http://www.wimp.com/manreunites/
― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:38 (fifteen years ago)
45. My devoted harem of females macaques
― Rejoice that you weren't eaten (chap), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:42 (fifteen years ago)
46. Eating the ticks from my friends' body hair
47. Feeling of hatred for a duck, Keith Harris' hand up arse
― nanoflymo (ledge), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:42 (fifteen years ago)
Can you stop talking about your caques all the time?
xxpost
― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:43 (fifteen years ago)
xpost hahahahah orville/cuddles/harris so creepy!
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:44 (fifteen years ago)
48. My brains get eaten by Indiana Jones.
― you think you're cool, but you read ick (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:52 (fifteen years ago)
49. My dismembered claws getting used in a series of ironically tragic wish-hexes.
― Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:49 (fifteen years ago)
50. smashing things with bones under the shadow of the obelisk.
― i guess you are the fattest and the ugliest (Matt P), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:57 (fifteen years ago)
51. Faces Of Death
― that ought to hold the little SSBs (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 21:32 (fifteen years ago)
52. Getting into a really hot bath
― seminal fuiud (NickB), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 21:34 (fifteen years ago)
53. constantly tethered to an organ grinder
― Blazes Boyband (Pillbox), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 21:51 (fifteen years ago)
54. peeling an orange with my monkey hands
― minecraft on a milk sea (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 21:57 (fifteen years ago)
55. Having a tea party.
― Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 21:58 (fifteen years ago)
56. Las Vegas
― ex-heroin addict tricycle (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 22:00 (fifteen years ago)
57. Being chased around by a guy in a yellow hat
― ex-heroin addict tricycle (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 22:01 (fifteen years ago)
58. wrote some great literature as a collaborative effort w/ a bunch of my bros.
― Blazes Boyband (Pillbox), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 22:20 (fifteen years ago)
59. The smell of Kentucky Fried Monkey
― Magic Our Maurice! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 23:49 (fifteen years ago)
60. hairy arse.
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 20 January 2011 00:02 (fifteen years ago)
61. simian hygiene products
― Blazes Boyband (Pillbox), Thursday, 20 January 2011 00:12 (fifteen years ago)
62. smooth men
― hipsterPad (Schlafsack), Thursday, 20 January 2011 00:13 (fifteen years ago)
63. Watching someone, then being overcome with the uncontrollable urge to COPY THEM.
― pwn de floor (suzy), Thursday, 20 January 2011 00:14 (fifteen years ago)
64. public masturbation
― Young Guns aside, the western is not my favorite genre. (latebloomer), Thursday, 20 January 2011 00:18 (fifteen years ago)