100 things that make you feel like a monkey

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1. scrabble

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

2. eating a meal on public transportation

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

3. http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/full-gorilla-costume-now-only-44-99-argos/856105

State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

4. Waiting up a tree to throw shit at passersby

Rejoice that you weren't eaten (chap), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

5. being alone in crowded places

jumpskins, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

6. Naked in a cage with a crowd of strange people looking at me.

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

7. Having your brain swapped with a monkey

Rejoice that you weren't eaten (chap), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

8. eating bananas.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

9. Being raised by monkeys

Rejoice that you weren't eaten (chap), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

10. sifting through friends on fb

Mordy, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

michael i envy your saturday nights

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

11. The time I got drunk, and sat on the elephant's trunk.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

12. Scratching my head

Matt DC, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

13. Wearing my monkey-fur coat.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

14. My uncle making me dance in the street for money when I was six, wearing a waistcoat and fez while he played the barrel organ

seminal fuiud (NickB), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

15. Using my prehensile tail (New World only)

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

16. poo flinging followed by vigorous round of public intercourse

post-rock was most definitely the future of post-rock (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

17. Being shocked by Peter Gabriel.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

18. Picking things up with my toes.

you think you're cool, but you read ick (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

16. Seeing red (butt)

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

20. Not counting too good

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

21. Sitting on Don Van Vliet's knee while he makes love to a vampire

seminal fuiud (NickB), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

22. Being naked except for a bowler hat and bowtie

Rejoice that you weren't eaten (chap), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)

23. scratching self under arms

nanoflymo (ledge), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

24. going 'ooh ooh aah aah'

nanoflymo (ledge), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

24. responding to stimulus with ooo ooo ooo AH AH AH AH

damn xp

post-rock was most definitely the future of post-rock (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

26. Working for peanuts amirite

seminal fuiud (NickB), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

27. Indicating what I want by pointing at a picture of it

Rejoice that you weren't eaten (chap), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

28. dressed like an astronaut, no idea how to work the controls

post-rock was most definitely the future of post-rock (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

29. Social grooming

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

30. Wondering why the fucking lemurs go to go pro and not me.

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

ha!

31. doing the funky gibbon

nanoflymo (ledge), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

32. Typing at one of a thousand typewriters in an attempt to produce the works of Shakespeare at random.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

33. Everybody's got something to hide except for me and John Lennon

seminal fuiud (NickB), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

34. eating apples

ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

32. Typing at one of a thousand typewriters in an attempt to produce the works of Shakespeare at random.

"Shit, it's another Anne Rice novel."

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

28. dressed like an astronaut, no idea how to work the controls

dying

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

35. being born from an egg on a mountain top
36. knowing every magic trick under the sun

nanoflymo (ledge), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

37. reminiscing about the salad days of being on the road with B.J.

post-rock was most definitely the future of post-rock (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

38. Putting my arms in S-form, being pulled out of a barrel in a chain

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

39. clinging to my cloth and wire mother

post-rock was most definitely the future of post-rock (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

40. When I'm hanging with my bros and I go to cover my mouth to cough and one of them covers his ears and the other his eyes. EVERY TIME!

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

I am a well-known monkey disliker but that little baby monkey hugging the cloth and wire structure breaks my heart every time.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:25 (fourteen years ago)

41. masturbating furiously

nickn, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

Good typing considering

seminal fuiud (NickB), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:28 (fourteen years ago)

42. hated by abbott, but why WHY?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/monkey300.jpg

post-rock was most definitely the future of post-rock (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:29 (fourteen years ago)

I am a well-known monkey disliker

Monkey-dislike celebrity; is it as hard as it sometimes looks? Do you sometimes feel like your fans and the press are imposing on you?

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:29 (fourteen years ago)

I am a well-known monkey disliker

You're the one, you're the one!! I also dislike monkeys and primates in general. Too close to human but not. Creep me out every time.

Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)

uncanny monkey valley

post-rock was most definitely the future of post-rock (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

43. sick and tired of being taken for a chimp

post-rock was most definitely the future of post-rock (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

Too close to human but not. Creep me out every time.

I'm pretty much the opposite though I don't trust monkeys any more than I do humans.

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)

44. telling m white I take the money, somebody else gives him "the stuff"

post-rock was most definitely the future of post-rock (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

I am a well-known monkey disliker

You're the one, you're the one!! I also dislike monkeys and primates in general. Too close to human but not. Creep me out every time.

― Jesus Christ, the apple tree! (Laurel), Wednesday, January 19, 2011 12:32 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

My old roommate was the same way. As a well-known fan of monkeys this is one of the things i like most about then. That said, the monkey pictured above is almost is sort of pushing it with that creepy old lady hand.

‎\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, it looks like it just had an ugly manicure.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

that little baby monkey hugging the cloth and wire structure breaks my heart every time

http://www.wimp.com/manreunites/

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

45. My devoted harem of females macaques

Rejoice that you weren't eaten (chap), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

46. Eating the ticks from my friends' body hair

Rejoice that you weren't eaten (chap), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

47. Feeling of hatred for a duck, Keith Harris' hand up arse

nanoflymo (ledge), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

Can you stop talking about your caques all the time?

xxpost

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

xpost hahahahah orville/cuddles/harris so creepy!

‎\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

48. My brains get eaten by Indiana Jones.

you think you're cool, but you read ick (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

49. My dismembered claws getting used in a series of ironically tragic wish-hexes.

Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

50. smashing things with bones under the shadow of the obelisk.

i guess you are the fattest and the ugliest (Matt P), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

51. Faces Of Death

that ought to hold the little SSBs (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

52. Getting into a really hot bath

seminal fuiud (NickB), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

53. constantly tethered to an organ grinder

Blazes Boyband (Pillbox), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

54. peeling an orange with my monkey hands

minecraft on a milk sea (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

55. Having a tea party.

Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

56. Las Vegas

ex-heroin addict tricycle (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

57. Being chased around by a guy in a yellow hat

ex-heroin addict tricycle (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

58. wrote some great literature as a collaborative effort w/ a bunch of my bros.

Blazes Boyband (Pillbox), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

59. The smell of Kentucky Fried Monkey

Magic Our Maurice! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 23:49 (fourteen years ago)

60. hairy arse.

not_goodwin, Thursday, 20 January 2011 00:02 (fourteen years ago)

61. simian hygiene products

Blazes Boyband (Pillbox), Thursday, 20 January 2011 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

62. smooth men

hipsterPad (Schlafsack), Thursday, 20 January 2011 00:13 (fourteen years ago)

63. Watching someone, then being overcome with the uncontrollable urge to COPY THEM.

pwn de floor (suzy), Thursday, 20 January 2011 00:14 (fourteen years ago)

64. public masturbation

Young Guns aside, the western is not my favorite genre. (latebloomer), Thursday, 20 January 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)


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