Spencer's Gifts

Satan

Lotta laffs to be had in that store. Lotta laffs.

i wish we could do like a comedy "what not to wear" episode where we give Lex $5000 to buy a complete new wardrobe at spencer gifts

― dj plain ole m@tt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, January 20, 2011 12:26 PM (16 minutes ago)

i'm down with people giving me $5k for whatever reason (nb don't know what style of clothes spencer gifts deals in, have horrible feeling there's a catch here)

― lex diamonds (lex pretend), Thursday, January 20, 2011 12:30 PM (12 minutes ago)

Here ya go, Lex:

http://www.spencersonline.com/

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, January 20, 2011 12:36 PM (6 minutes ago)

http://www.spencersonline.com/images/spencers/products/processed/02097475.detail.a.jpg

"does anybody remember laughter?"

― dj plain ole m@tt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, January 20, 2011 12:37 PM (4 minutes ago)

Everyone knows Spencer's! Yea, Spencer’s – lava lamps, fart machines and funny gifts. Funny, Spencer’s has all that but so much more, you’ve got to check it out to believe it. Spencer’s has unique gift ideas for any and every occasion, so if you need birthday gift ideas, bachelorette party paraphernalia, gifts for dad, cheap gifts, cool gifts or cool T shirts, Spencer’s has it covered. Get gifts for friends, family, and don’t forget to treat yourself!

Spencer’s gets any party started with funny gifts and gag gifts, corporate gifts to motivate, romantic gifts to stimulate, personalized gifts to appreciate and so much more. Bring on the bachelorette party, find unusual wedding gifts, rock the bachelor party, crack up a gathering or make your point with funny T shirts; break the ice without breaking the bank when you discover cheap gifts and cool gifts at Spencer’s. Spencer's offers a variety of unique gifts and gag present ideas that range from family friendly to R rated to Adults Only.

Just looking for a laugh? Have fun with a gag gift from Spencer’s – from the Insulting Parrot to the Shocking Pen, Spencer’s does funny gifts right. Spencer’s is the place to go for funny and unique gift ideas for any occasion or just for fun. Wanna pimp your room? Check out Spencer’s for blacklights, lasers, posters, curtains and more – who knew you could find it all at Spencer’s online store? Feeling romantic? Spencer’s has the luv stuff to put you in the mood and keep you going, from the Carmen Electra dance pole to Playboy accessories, sex board games and fun sex toys. Oh boy!

Spencer’s – from funny gifts to unique gifts, Goth gifts, girl gifts, sexy stuff, sporting stuff and rockin’ room décor, Spencer’s has it all, and more. Check it out!

― goole, Thursday, January 20, 2011 12:38 PM (4 minutes ago)

:(

― lex diamonds (lex pretend), Thursday, January 20, 2011 12:38 PM (4 minutes ago)

from the Insulting Parrot to the Shocking Pen

There is stupid beauty in this phrase.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, January 20, 2011 12:38 PM (3 minutes ago)

Spencer's = a good place to buy marijuana-themed T-shirts iirc

― amphetamine enhanced scholar (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, January 20, 2011 12:40 PM (2 minutes ago)

man some of the shirts on spencer's site are more horrific than i could have imagined

― dj plain ole m@tt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, January 20, 2011 12:40 PM (2 minutes ago)

Top Sellers
# Star Laser
# Under Bed Restraint Syst...
# Beer Pong Table - 6.5 Ft
# 52 Ounce Lava Lamp
# View All >

― goole, Thursday, January 20, 2011 12:41 PM (1 minute ago)

"Under Bed Restraint System"?

wtf dnw

http://coolmaterial.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/vday/fundies.jpg

lol reminds me of a place where I'd get cheap gifts - so long Neals, you'll be missed

I bet ken c has one of these http://www.spencersonline.com/product/fartonator-value-pack1/

http://www.spencersonline.com/images/spencers/products/interactivezoom/processed/02133254.interactive.a.jpg

Gah. Remind me not to c/p images from them again.

# Hot Deals
# Door Jam Cuffs
# Digital Coin Bar Jar
# Chrome Tow Nutz

all it needs is # Frankfurt School and you've got ilx

Chrome Tow Nutz!

Well I'm inspired:

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Spencer’s is the mall destination for entertainment, excitement and fun. For over 60 years we have been offering unique product for the lifestyle style of our core 18-24 year old guest, always inspired by humor and irreverence.

Originally a mail-order catalog in Easton, PA, Spencer’s has been the leader in fun and novel products from the Whoopie Cushion to lava lights. In 1963 Spencer’s expanded its reach and opened its first store in the Cherry Hill Mall in Cherry Hill, New Jersey where we continue to operate.

From the outset, Spencer’s quickly became an oasis within the mall environment offering our guests an entertaining experience both through its merchandising and product mix. In 2003, under new management, Spencer’s lifted the bar higher and set out to reinvent itself. Remaining true to its roots, the reinvention process remained focused on Spencer’s strong history and commitment to irreverence, humor and fun. The result of this reinvention set Spencer’s on the path to greatness in a subtle shift from Spencer Gifts to Spencer’s.

Today, Spencer’s operates over 600 stores throughout the United Sates, Canada and online and is proud to be one of the longest running shows in the mall. Strong operating disciplines combined with our unique merchandising formula underpins our continued growth. We are committed to, and focused on, our core mission “Life’s a Party—We’re Makin’ it Fun!”

our core 18-24 year old guest

The one guy.

Everything for your stoner pad: lasershow gadgets, lava lamps, Bob Marley posters, "decorative vases", you name it...

Home > Statement of Corporate Position
Statement of Corporate Policy
Since 1947, Spencer’s has been committed to creating an exciting, entertaining and unique store experience for our guests. Spencer’s is committed to maintaining an environment of trust appropriate for the millions of guests who patronize our stores nationwide. Spencer’s will continue its sixty-year tradition as the authentic destination for fun, humor, and unique merchandise targeted to our guests, while always respecting the interests of each individual who visits our store. If you have any comments or concerns over any matter at Spencer’s stores, please contact Kevin Mahoney, Spencer’s General Counsel, at

There is no contact information, BTW. Just ends with 'at'

Above necklace imported by Spencer Gifts LLC has a “skull-and-crossbones” symbol and a metal clasp. The skull has eleven pieces of rhinestone on its forehead and one rhinestone on both ends of the crossbones. The skull and metal clasp contain high levels of lead. Lead is toxic if ingested by young children and can cause adverse health effects. This necklace was sold from November 2006 to December 2008 at Spirit Halloween and Spencer Gifts.

Stop using this necklace immediately!

http://www.spencersonline.com/images/spencers/products/processed/00529248.detail.a.jpg

Those plastic figures that moon when you press a button? Saw one of those in a charity shop today.

I mean, I find this tat hilarious, but would never have any of it in the house. Except for the lightshow stuff. And the magnetic spinny things.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a265/Tullystone/fakedogpoo.jpg

DJP can confirm this, but i have a long running theory that at every moment in every spencers gifts in the world, some chum-headed idiot from my hometown is gurgling and gooing at a hilarious tshirt about menstration or some novelty beer goggles

http://www.spencersonline.com/fun-games_adult-fun_inflatable-dolls/

here we go DJP http://www.spencersonline.com/brands_icp/

That wallet chain is clearly essential for DJP. jjjusten should get it for him as a Valentine's gift.

i made the mistake of going in there right before christmas to look for funny stocking stuffers. I wanted to murder all the douchebag fuckers working there who looked like this:
http://m.pimpmyspace.org/pimp/1/0c/0cc1feaaa0daa532c991.jpg

djp please buy one of these and take photo http://www.spencersonline.com/product/icp-asst-mask-beanie/

i wonder whats wrong with turtley clawfingers there on the right.

Are you sure you weren't in Hot Topic by mistake chrisv2010? Add about 45 pounds and 10 years to each of those kids and you've got your average Hot Topic "assistant manager".

xpost -- For starters, his face.

this is the only store i shop at, and i'm not even joking. i subsist entirely on a diet of edible panties and froghorns. i used to eat "18 reasons why a girl is like an avacado" t-shirts, but my waistline just couldn't handle it.

neither could spellcheck, funnily enough

and before you nutrition fascists get on my case, let it be known that i heap large servings of brewer's yeast on those edible underpants, thank you very much.

oh shit jon, i could have been in either one and wouldn't have noticed the difference between the two due to the shitty screamo music blaring at ear splitting volume.

oh good weve finally gotten to the point where ilx can discuss yeasty underpants, thx spencers

and the levels of douchebaggery in each one.

http://s10.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/E9194DE3.jpg

my friend's dad had a bottle of that in his basement when i was in second grade. they were a painfully uber-catholic family. i was like omg you are so sinful, "shit" is a bad word.

the same friend made fun of me for preferring carter to reagan when i was eight years old. should have sprayed the lot of them

to this day i still hate people that are even slightly different from me!

Spencer Gifts is depressing these days, as is Hot Topic because the concept of the mall store is dead. Spencer Gifts was just dark, void of customers and selling Jersey Shore T-shirts at 50% off.

I went into Hot Topic last weekend and it looks like the location in my area is liquidating and going out of business, which is hard to believe as Hot Topic was very popular a few years ago. The hipster and scenester subcultures have killed the remains of the mall goth.

Spencer Gifts is depressing these days

When I was like 12 and 13 my friends and I would go to the mall and hang out in Spencer's giggling over all this shit. Today when I see it it just makes me want to burn down the mall.