does this woman know how to make money or what? she just rummages around in her closet and finds a lost sibling and BLAMMO ratings gold. unbelievable.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 January 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)
Is her sister named Oppez? That would rule.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 24 January 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)
Oprah loses weight she didn't know she had
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Monday, 24 January 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)
Ha I found a half-brother I never knew I had via Facebook. He turned out to be a crazed anti-Obama Christianist Iraq vet (also half-African American).
― President Keyes, Monday, 24 January 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)
hopefully this isn't a twin from a parallel antimatter universe or the tearful reunion hug could get messy
― Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Monday, 24 January 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)
oprah finds vagina she didn't know she had.
― Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Monday, 24 January 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
Under her seat, right?
― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2011 22:25 (fourteen years ago)
lol oprah just sent me a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to do that joke
― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2011 22:26 (fourteen years ago)
u get bees
― markers, Monday, 24 January 2011 22:27 (fourteen years ago)
Some people were calling bullshit on this story b/c it was apparently already known that she had a half-sister named Patricia. But this is, go figure, a different half-sister named Patricia.
― Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Monday, 24 January 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)
she had a half sister named patricia who did drugs and died. but oprah is so special she gets another half sister named patricia to replace the old one.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 January 2011 22:29 (fourteen years ago)
the one who died is the one who spilled the beans that oprah had a baby as a teen. moral is don't tell on oprah. or you will die.
― scott seward, Monday, 24 January 2011 22:30 (fourteen years ago)
Ironically, Winfrey also had another half-sister named Patricia who died in 2003. That sister was unable to overcome drug abuse and her resemblance to her new half-sister was noted often. Winfrey said she had placed that sister twice into rehab.
"For me, you are Pat on her very best day,” Winfrey said to her new half-sister. “You are who she wanted to be without the drugs.”
zing scoreboard
oprah 1, dead half sister 0
― omar little, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 01:40 (fourteen years ago)
is oprah cracking up
i saw her on piers morgan and she came off very childish and petty
― big baller eating steaks every day (jeff), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)
Against Piers Morgan? Jesus.
― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)
That's some considerable degree of childish & petty imo.
― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)
The Oprah will not be denied
― calstars, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)
For some reason I was trying to remain ambivalent about it at the time, but my ex-girlfriend was annoyed that the one time we went to see Obama speak (pre-election) was when he was appearing with Oprah. She couldn't stand Oprah.
To be honest, I couldn't either, but I wouldn't give her the satisfaction of knowing so.(Speaking of childish & petty)
OPRAH.
― sectarian chicken (mh), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)
At least three friends on twitter/facebook have made the joke "well, she'll lose the other half of the sister as soon as she finds more mayo"
― sectarian chicken (mh), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 02:49 (fourteen years ago)
okay are these reenactments on OPRAH WINFREY NETWORK done by the actual survivors because some of this shit is sick??
― calling planet dearth (sunny successor), Monday, 14 February 2011 07:21 (fourteen years ago)