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on the occasion of noticing "kevin smith" "ass to mouth" had been sitting up there for who knows how long

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 24 January 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

i got in serious deep shit w. my folks for searching 'girlvana' on the computer when I was living at home...

This just in: Drugs A. Money still crzay (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 24 January 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)

don't know what that means; not searchin

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 24 January 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

don't--Girlvana name of a porn series

This just in: Drugs A. Money still crzay (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 24 January 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

nothing since, i got mad lockdown on all my pcs for my porn.

Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Monday, 24 January 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

was it forksclovetou who searched for dry blowjob girl on a work computer?

This just in: Drugs A. Money still crzay (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 24 January 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

is it nirvana-themed porn?

Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 January 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

yeah everyone wears ironic sweaters and then overdoses at the end.

Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Monday, 24 January 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

It even has a Wikipedia entry.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 24 January 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

are the sweaters ironic because they aren't really cold?

Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 January 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

"where to find jamiroquai hat"

homosexual II, Monday, 24 January 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

'Heart Shaped Box'

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 24 January 2011 18:38 (fourteen years ago)

'Come As You Are'

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 24 January 2011 18:40 (fourteen years ago)

'About A Girl', 'Swap Meet', 'Spank Thru',

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 24 January 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

jamiroquai hat much more embarrassing than nirvana porn, if this is a contest.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 January 2011 18:46 (fourteen years ago)

like the nirvana porn could be tasteful, you know?

Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 January 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

Here we are now, entertain us...

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 24 January 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

total lols

This just in: Drugs A. Money still crzay (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 24 January 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

In Utero starring Courtney Luv?

Ludo, Monday, 24 January 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

Frances Farmer Does Seattle (and then Will Take Her Revenge on It)

Philip Nunez, Monday, 24 January 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

radio-friendly unit

normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Monday, 24 January 2011 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

Incesticide. I feel like that's cheating.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Monday, 24 January 2011 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

xp yah that was me

thank you based jättegod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 January 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

shirtless fireman

dayo, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

loooool

Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

"ilxor.com"

just johnin' (crüt), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 01:33 (fourteen years ago)

lots of Nirvana stuff sounds like porn even without the puns; Molly's Lips, Milk It, Blew, Rape Me, About A Girl, Come As You Are.. There's tons!

piscesx, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

this was how my mom found out I was gay btw

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

need more info

big baller eating steaks every day (jeff), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

he searched "hi mom i am gay"

HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

"how to hide gay-themed search terms from parents"

=(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 01:54 (fourteen years ago)

"what is gay"

big baller eating steaks every day (jeff), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

did gay always mean, well....gay?

mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

"no, ma, you don't understand. 'Blond Orgy Teen Jerking While Anus Bang Movies' is the title of a Nirvana song."

the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

lol

just johnin' (crüt), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

well done

HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 02:13 (fourteen years ago)

("is the name of my dog," etc.)

hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 03:48 (fourteen years ago)

'Moist Vagina'

homeless romantic (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 03:56 (fourteen years ago)

finally, thread delivers.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 25 January 2011 03:57 (fourteen years ago)

mr. homeless romantic.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 25 January 2011 03:57 (fourteen years ago)

"captain lorax"

mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 03:58 (fourteen years ago)

I cannot really remember a time I have. I usually have an innocent image search or message board thread open.

Rotating & Blunders (MintIce), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 04:22 (fourteen years ago)

xxxp
actually 'moist vagina' aka 'marijuana' is a nirvana song

homeless romantic (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 04:46 (fourteen years ago)

good one captain lorax

hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 04:50 (fourteen years ago)

so glad windows has real user accounts now

a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:06 (fourteen years ago)

my brother in law got bagged with "asian-squirters" classic.

Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

Wasn't a search text but I left a jpg of Jessica Simpsons ass up on my cpu and my roommate saw it and gave me a wtf look as he walked by my room on the way to the couch

emma goldbond (San Te), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

as you were rubbing one out?

Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

Jessica Simpson's Ass - the new chillwave act?

some hills are never seen (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

that some CRUNK.

Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

my bad

some hills are never seen (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

Lol no I wasn't in the room, had it up, left the room without closing, roomie walks by empty room, sees pic of J Simpsons ass

emma goldbond (San Te), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

face down ass up

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 12:50 (fourteen years ago)

'justin bieber baby'

min, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 16:27 (fourteen years ago)

No one has seen it, but my current Recent Searches list contains "calpol shit sex".

Alba, Sunday, 30 January 2011 23:18 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

okaaaay

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 April 2011 10:29 (fourteen years ago)

"little beaver money"

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 April 2011 10:29 (fourteen years ago)

this was how my mom found out I was gay btw

― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 01:48 (2 months ago) Bookmark

same here, and the first question was "what are torrents?", I was replied "uhh to download films and stuff", then she put 'gay' and 'torrents' together in her head

forest zombie (Vasco da Gama), Monday, 18 April 2011 10:37 (fourteen years ago)

lollllll

bernard snowy, Monday, 18 April 2011 10:37 (fourteen years ago)

"but Gay Torrents is an alt-country singer!"

grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Monday, 18 April 2011 10:40 (fourteen years ago)

i was flustered

forest zombie (Vasco da Gama), Monday, 18 April 2011 10:41 (fourteen years ago)

shirtless fireman

― dayo, Monday, January 24, 2011 7:09 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

loooool

― Balls is significantly to the left of Brown (Autumn Almanac), Monday, January 24, 2011 7:15 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark

mari$$a marchant (Pillbox), Monday, 18 April 2011 11:04 (fourteen years ago)


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