Football (Soccer) - Great or Shit?

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Finally we will know the answer to the ultimate question: Football (or soccer if you prefer) - is it great or is it shit? You decide! Get voting!!!

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Great 22
Shit 14


Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Monday, 31 January 2011 12:21 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t_8pfbCH-4

sammy bagels (a hoy hoy), Monday, 31 January 2011 12:24 (fourteen years ago)

I don't like sport, but I can see that football is the best one.

Inevitable stupid dubstep mix (chap), Monday, 31 January 2011 12:27 (fourteen years ago)

If another sport has ever come with a game as great as Football Manager, then I will vote Shit. Until then, as an I Love Football mod, I may be biased.

sammy bagels (a hoy hoy), Monday, 31 January 2011 12:29 (fourteen years ago)

Would've voted shit if you'd polled this only a few hours ago - have been on a bit of a downer on the game the past week. But you've been trumped by "BID FOR ANDY CARROLL!" I'm afraid. Great it is.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 31 January 2011 12:32 (fourteen years ago)

Great to play, often tedious to watch, not all that nuts about the culture around it. Hmmm.

seminal fuiud (NickB), Monday, 31 January 2011 12:38 (fourteen years ago)

Lame to play while I am still ashmatic
Often tedious to watch
Hate almost everyone involved
BEST THING EVER, C'MON

sammy bagels (a hoy hoy), Monday, 31 January 2011 12:44 (fourteen years ago)

hated this shit all my life

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Monday, 31 January 2011 13:25 (fourteen years ago)

ohh, poll closes on my birthday.

The referee was perfect (Chris), Monday, 31 January 2011 13:26 (fourteen years ago)

I understand how galling it must be for people who hate football to see it constantly filling the media as if it was the most important thing in the world, and to constantly be treated as oddities for having no interest in the game.

Having said that, GET TAE FUCK

Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Monday, 31 January 2011 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

One of my friends has the opposite problem. As the only big sports fan in our group of mates, he says he felt embarassed for a long time at preferring to stay in and watch a match rather than going out or w/e.

Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Monday, 31 January 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

ha

dell (del), Monday, 31 January 2011 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

answer: great

the sport that is the most fun to watch. only baseball comes close.

most fun to play, though, is probably tennis or golf

if you're me, that is. the rest of you probably have your own wrong opinions.

dell (del), Monday, 31 January 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

most fun to play, though, is probably tennis or golf

scratch that, it's table tennis. definitely.

dell (del), Monday, 31 January 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

Sport: great
Industry surrounding it: shite

trishyb, Monday, 31 January 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

Industry surrounding it usually has the best lols and now that Bush and Chaney aren't in charge of America, the best panto villains in the news.

sammy bagels (a hoy hoy), Monday, 31 January 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

surprised none of the resident football bros have accused non-fans of being 'homosexual' yet, it's what usually happens

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Monday, 31 January 2011 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

don't think anyone has actually spoken out against football itt which is a shame as I for one can hardly bear to go a day without calling someone on ILX a 'homosexual'

Rogaine's a hell of a rug (DJ Mencap), Monday, 31 January 2011 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

You sir, are a 'homosexual'.

Matt DC, Monday, 31 January 2011 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

At least, I believe that's what one calls them.

Matt DC, Monday, 31 January 2011 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

do me a favour love

idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 31 January 2011 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

haha you cunts know exactly what i mean

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Monday, 31 January 2011 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

I'd smash it

sammy bagels (a hoy hoy), Monday, 31 January 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

i don't really believe all the 'great game, shame about the industry' stuff. from what i can see, football fans enjoy the <drama> more than anything else. and no im not calling anyone a homosexual, just throwing it about that u like <drama> in a slightly stagey voice.

history mayne, Monday, 31 January 2011 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

The drama is all well and good as long as its not happening to your club, but then again football is institutionalised hypocrisy, so...

Matt DC, Monday, 31 January 2011 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

I certainly am capable of getting a bit caught up in the soap opera of the Premiership, despite finding the actual game mostly boring to watch.

Inevitable stupid dubstep mix (chap), Monday, 31 January 2011 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

drama:football::image:pop music

전승 Complete Victory (in Battle) (NotEnough), Monday, 31 January 2011 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

drama:football::image:pop music

Was going to post a pic of Charlie George taken during his short career as a glam pop star, but it seems to be impossible to google get them.

Mark G, Monday, 31 January 2011 15:53 (fourteen years ago)

why? did he have a porn career?

sammy bagels (a hoy hoy), Monday, 31 January 2011 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

The best I could come up with:

Charlie: I suppose the footballers of the 70s were a bit like pop stars, what with the fancy haircuts and all that. The only difference was that the pop stars got all the tasty birds. Footballers got the leftovers. Not that I was complaining. Some bloke came up to me one time and said, “You could be a pop star, Charlie. Like Marc Bolan or one of that lot. Let’s make a record.” So we did. It was called A Love Song For My Lady. Bit of a romantic number you might say. They were going to bill me as Gorgeous Charlie but I drew the line at that. I said, “What do you take me for? A shirtlifter?” We did do these publicity photos though. They had me dressed up like Gary Glitter with all the clobber – stack heels, make-up, the works. I looked like a right poof. The record never came out in the end. Just as well. It was fucking horrible. I ain’t no singer. A fucking seal could hold a note better than me.

Mark G, Monday, 31 January 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

“What do you take me for? A shirtlifter?

haaaaaaaaaaaaa

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Monday, 31 January 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

soccerball

dan m, Monday, 31 January 2011 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

i genuinely can't tell if that is a real quote or not but for the sake of it being amazing, please don't ruin it by telling me you wrote it

sammy bagels (a hoy hoy), Monday, 31 January 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5179/5404321099_6dd03288b3.jpg

dan m, Monday, 31 January 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

(more)

dan m, Monday, 31 January 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

i genuinely can't tell if that is a real quote or not but for the sake of it being amazing, please don't ruin it by telling me you wrote it

― sammy bagels (a hoy hoy), Monday, 31 January 2011 16:11 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

If you mean mine, it's entirely genuine.

Mark G, Monday, 31 January 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

I understand how galling it must be for people who hatelove football to see it constantly filling the media as if it was the most important thing in the world

Master of Treacle, Monday, 31 January 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 7 February 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

those mock nfl kits are sweet dan

if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

that steelers one is awful tho

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

answer: great

the sport that is the most fun to watch. only baseball comes close.

― dell (del)

i know someone who agrees with you

velko, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 00:16 (fourteen years ago)

ten years pass...

is there a beach soccer thread? i caught the russia-spain game last night and some of the antics were kind of hilarious

https://www.fifa.com/tournaments/mens/beachsoccerworldcup/russia2021/match-center

Punster McPunisher, Saturday, 28 August 2021 00:00 (four years ago)

the switzerland-russia match is getting pretty intense

Punster McPunisher, Saturday, 28 August 2021 16:17 (four years ago)


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