100 jokes told in a movie

100. The child molester joke Cindy tells Dean in Blue Valentine

99. The ketchup joke Uma Thurman tells in Pulp Fiction.

98. The aristocrats

97. Blow job joke Minnie Driver tells Damon in G Will Hunting

96. Blow job joke Matt Damon tells Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting
95. Shitzu and a bulldog joke Jeff Daniels tells Lauren Holly in Dumb & Dumber

94. Snail at the door in Training Day

93. BJ joke Matt Damon tells Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting

92. The Doctor and the Well joke in that song in White Christmas

I already posted the second Good Will Hunting one?
92. Elephant with three balls joke in Hot Shots
91. Chicken joke Bruce Willis has his hand puppet tell in The Last Boy Scout

89. Jeff Bridges' joke about the sea captain and Abernathy's dead mother in The Door In The Floor.

88. Mail plane joke in Three Amigos.
87. Dickfer joke in Spies Like Us.

Oh, I messed up the numbers, but it's not important.

86. "Doyouthinkhesauraus" joke in Jurassic Park
85. That other joke little Tim tells in that same scene in Jurassic Park

84. The 'Chinaman' joke Gittes hears and retells in Chinatown

83. several jokes that I can't remember exchanged on train ride to Russia in Reds

82 knock knock joke at the start of An American Werewolf In London
81 'remember The Alamao' joke in the pub in the next scene in teh same film
80 'how Indian tribes name their kids' joke told at the power plant in Silkwood.

79 cow joke in the car Hackman tells Gene Wilder and his g/f

oh sorry in Bonnie and Clyde

78. naked man in hat and gloves joke Spacek tells Sheen's friend in Badlands.

^good one

77. The joke Quentin T. tells in Desperado.

76 1/2. Judd Nelson's a naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 2 foot salami under the other in Breakfast Club

75. Melvyn Douglas's joke in Ninotchka ("Garbo laughs!")
74. Gene Hackman's joke about the Princess who tapped a phone in The Conversation ("Allen Garfield doesn't laugh!")

73 There's an old joke... from Annie Hall

72. Elliot Gould's one-armed piccolo player in California Split--brilliant!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC6KgqK7Cxc

Oops--that's not really a joke, is it? Eliminate that one if you want to.

71. The "look at that S car go" joke from "Trading Places"

You could sub 72 with his line about "...as long as it takes a pair of dice to crap."

Here we go, "If it takes a watermelon five minutes to water. How long does it take a sweetpea to pee? As long as it takes a pair of dice to crap."

70. Knock knock
Who's there?
Go fuck yourself

(Catch Me if You Can)

69. "These are OR scrubs", "O R they?" from Rushmore (not sure if that counts as being "told" though)

68. From Half Nelson--the joke told properly, and the joke messed up. I tell this one to all my classes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2X3InJI8OU

yar Trayce, was going to post that one!

67. lesser of two weevuls joke in Master and Commander

i faintly recall a kind of joke being told when mickey caused the prison riot in Natural Born Killers. but don't remember how it went. something to do with watching his sister have sex?

66. James Woods' 'circumcise a redneck' joke in Another Day in Paradise

(and several more in that movie)