If you were a punk....

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Hello!

Loads of time to kill here at my slacker job so what better place to spend it than here at ILE?

I'll introduce myself with this question:

If you were a punk (and maybe you are), what would you call yourself? Ex. Johnny Rotten, Billy Hopeless, Joey Shithead, Lora Logic, Bob Chaos...

― Miss Laura, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Did this half a lifetime ago. I was Vic Sinex.

― Dr. C, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark Ess. (Ha Ha - it works on so many levels).

― Pete, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Jimmy Rickkets

― jel --, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i call myself lucy lurex but thats more glam than punk, esp as inspired by freddie mercury's first stage name larry lurex. i also sometimes call myself lady die. i guess thats kinda punk but might be kinda goth or metal i don't know i've never really thought about it.

― di, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Back in the day when I was a punk I imaginatively went under the name of 'Martin Skidmore'. I say this with immense shame, obv.

― Martin Skidmore, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Ass

― Chris, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

oi martin! my punk name is martin skidmore! hahaha :) actually i quite like "bob chaos" in the question, but i am really really crap at thinking up anything like this.

― katie, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Billy Bob Ballbag

― Chris, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

deXter aRRogAnt! (Hence deX!, for those who knew me on USENET.)

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Eater.

― Tim, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Bobby Lopez

― gareth, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Never had one. Perhaps I should have gone by Zwi Bakk.

Oh, and hello to Laura. :-)

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll claim Art Bergman since he's managed to piss off nearly everyone in the music industry at one point or another.
yeaaaah, another Canuk.

― mr noodles, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Stick Ripple
Rick Nipple
Dick Stipple

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Stanford Travesty

David Fiasco

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

electric jimmy

― electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Cranky Rojo.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Wipey Hanger.

― Colin Meeder, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Density Bomb

― gabe, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Cloven Hoofer.

Actually, my real punk name was Darvon. I've never taken one, though, I just thought it sounded funny .

― Arthur, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Tess Tosterone (although that sounds more drag than punk)

― j.lu, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick O. Teen

― nickn, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

poppycock, with my trusty sidekick tommyrot!
order your copy from the address below only one dollar including postage.

― spangleleen, Monday, 19 August 2002 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Theresa Tzara.

― Edna Welthorpe, Mrs, Monday, 19 August 2002 07:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Why Edna, you spiky-haired character you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 August 2002 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Nate Detritus.

― Nate Patrin, Monday, 19 August 2002 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Miss E B Haven-Demeanor Kittyfantistico

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 19 August 2002 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Cole Sore. or Bertram Wooster.

― The Actual Mr. Jones (actual), Monday, 19 August 2002 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

(its not punk but i can't believe there was an actor on Emergency! named Randolph Mantooth)

― The Actual Mr. Jones (actual), Monday, 19 August 2002 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

(haha "it's not punk but"=first line of my memoirs)

― The Actual Mr. Jones (actual), Monday, 19 August 2002 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Billy Joe Armstrong.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 19 August 2002 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Poncey Shite.

― Poppy (poppy), Monday, 19 August 2002 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Jonny Cigarettes.

― Seth, Tuesday, 20 August 2002 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

How about GG Ellen?

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Bogey Dripcock

― peeb, Wednesday, 21 August 2002 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I am Tokyo Rosemary and my sidekick is Axis Sally.

― rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

What we need here is an algorithm - something like 'take a shortened or misspelled version of your middle name, then use an alliterative minor medical problem as your 2nd name' - eg Vikki Verruca, Davi Dandruff, Colon Cancer... er, hold on that's not right....

― Ally Go-Rhythm (rdmanston), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 08:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Flavia Gag

― gcannon, Wednesday, 21 August 2002 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually still do go by "Paul Eater".

(Tim yo, stop biting!)

My brilliant, paradigm-shattering band was The Eaters.

― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

i wish i'd gotten "herby fuckface", but someones drum machine bet me to it.

― di smith (lucylurex), Friday, 23 August 2002 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Debaser.

I've said it before, I'll say it again: Herbie Fuckface was damned frustrating and thoroughly unreliable.

― debaser, Friday, 23 August 2002 03:08 (twenty-two years ago)

gordon shumway

― dirk shafter, Friday, 23 August 2002 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

eleven years pass...

Dickie Diefucker

― how's life, Friday, 11 July 2014 12:49 (ten years ago)

Young Loudon Snotty (the Third)... or, just Loudon Snotty these days :(

― Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Friday, 11 July 2014 12:58 (ten years ago)

Marc Bola

― Kiss Screaming Seagull Her Seagull Her (DJ Mencap), Friday, 11 July 2014 13:19 (ten years ago)

Stanley Knife

― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 11 July 2014 13:31 (ten years ago)

Glenn Fried

― cwkiii, Friday, 11 July 2014 14:27 (ten years ago)

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