Ally Cook is a handsome man

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a v. handsome man.

― anthony, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

He even smells lovely.

― David, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

almost all of the time.

― RJG, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Very handsome... for a TORTOISE.

― Archel, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

he's a pig!

― N., Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread gets better and better.

― Tim, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, his nose can be reminiscent of that of a pig.

― David, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, his nose is shaped like a pig? Complete with ears and tail? GIF!

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

weekly world news' bat child.

I provide no link.

― RJG, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"nose shaped like a pig" != "nose shaped like a pig's"

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

someone said I should.

― RJG, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Um... I think what he's trying to say is:
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/imgs/batboy/batboy.jpg

― Archel, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

and, now, something about could.

― RJG, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

NB. I take no responsibility for this claim.

― Archel, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

for comparison:

www.geocities.com/r_gillanders

― RJG, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok you should really go here.

― Archel, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

ha. archel succeeds where I failed. and puts herself in the firing line at the same time! although, maybe not.

― RJG, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't forget the skills that made him the Davie Cooper who didn't die young.

― the pinefox, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

He has an enormous organ

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/groups/g_4105308/Papa+M%27s/Ally% 27s+Band.jpg?bc0IpW9ASAU_o7O3

― David, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

He has an enormous organ

The double sense in that sentence need to be noticed

― Chupa-Cabras, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

double sense? I can't even think of a single. <-??

― RJG, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you mean you dont use organ as a term for penis?! Pff...

― Chupa-Cabras, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

oops! <-??

I wish ally were here right now!

― RJG, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.nodata.org/honey/sinister/minipeople/WeeAlly.html

i rest my case

― ailsa, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

he look really nice and clean!

― rainy, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

but I am thinking maybe I don't wholly approve of the headband

― rainy, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.nodata.org/honey/sinister/minipeople/WeeAlly.html

Is that a pistol in your holster or are you just pleased to see me?

― David, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the most disturbing thread ever. However.

Anthony: I am curious - where do you get your information? Oh, and thank you.

David: You are worrying me.

Pinefox: I still have the chance to die younger, alas.

Ailsa: What exactly IS your case?

If you go to my new photo page at

http://uk.photos.yahoo.com/bc/allycook96/lst?.dir=/My+Photos&.src=ph&. order=&.view=t&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/ (I should learn how to do links) you can see a picture of me with part of my head missing, along with some much nicer pictures of people more handsome than me. Like Richard. And girls. I tried to put a picture of Stevie T up there but it ended up as a black square. There will be more photos up soon, hopefully.

My nose has been compared to a STRAWBERRY.

― Ally C, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally that pic of the club flyer - is that "The Woodside" with the pooltables and everything?? It's one of my favorite Glasgow dives (by default; nothing else is open) -- though I never knew it to have such hip music. Is there a particular reason that picture is included?

― Tracer hand, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

he's not telling the whole truth, obviously.

ally: come back and try again. and talk about the winchester club too.

tracer: yes, I believe they have pool tables upstairs but I've never had call to ascend thus I don't know for sure. the hip music didn't start until recently, I suppose.

― RJG, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

cookie's nose definitely = strawberry, but he is the most fragrant of gentlemen.

― chris, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Tracer, it's the club my friends and I run. I don't know about 'hip'.

― Ally C, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

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