Saying Dan Perry in front of the mirror

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If you look in a mirror and say my name five times, a rude joke will pop into your head and you will giggle.

-- Dan Perry (djperry@post.harvard.edu), August 13, 2002.

As im in Moms work i looked for a mirror. Couldnt find one, even one of those small that comes in lipstick cases in her purse. I remembered the computer monitor is a bit reflective. I turned it off and looked, while everything was very dark i could definately see my shape in it. And i tried, Dan Perry... Daniel Perry... With glasses... Without glasses. After various tries none came to my head and i didnt giggled. Taught me in the right way or i will demand refund, Mr. Perry

― Chupa-Cabras, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Just wait. I never said it was instantaneous.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

He has an enormous organ
The double sense in that sentence need to be noticed

-- Chupa-Cabras (m_667@ig.com.br), August 13, 2002.

Thanks Dan, i think it just might have worked, i apologise

― Chupa-Cabras, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And i giggled

― Chupa-Cabras, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

FEAR MY ARCANE POWERS!!!

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

your mother has no mirrors?

― Bob Zemko, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not at her office for sure

― Chupa-Cabras, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

my sistrah uses the back of a spoon when she has no mirror, and a fork when she has no spoon

― mark s, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Help! You are all giving me Fears.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ohhh...I was supposed to say "Dan Perry" five times. I said it six times, and saw in the mirror an image of Dan dancing around his bathroom, singing his favorite Cure songs into a toothbrush.

I did giggle at the spectacle, though.

― j.lu, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Saying Dan Perry in front of the mirror
Damm, I thought that said minor.

― Mr Noodles, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

perhaps mirrors also hear things backwards?

― Bob Zemko, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ps mark but where is THE KNIFE????

― Bob Zemko, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

she used that on the villain

― mark s, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

seven years pass...

birthday bump

― DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 09:50 (sixteen years ago)

this works btw

― DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 09:50 (sixteen years ago)

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