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Whats your fave form of chocolate? I like eclairs

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Godiva Rasperry Star Fish.
Fuit Tarts with Choclate Bases
Chanakauh Gelde

― anthony, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

AECK! You are never to mix chocolate with fruit!

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I used to like chocolate martinis but they are too sweet for me now.

― Ally, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why not. The textures make it a perfect mix.

― anthony, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fruit = health . CHoco = decadence. Ne'r mix the two!

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Just pure, unadulterated chocolate for me. Mike is right, chocolate and fruit is an evil combination. I make an exception for chocolate oranges, but then they don't contain actual fruit and are therefore OK.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mmmm Revels. And Caramels. And Double Deckers. And choccie cake. And chocolate mousse. And chocolate torte. And Mars Bar icecream. And Easter eggs. And After Eights. And chocolate digestives (plain). And chocolate doughnuts. I could go on but it is making me too hungry.

― Emma, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Now I see why you have such large breasts. CHocolate increase bust size you know. As does mint

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, Mike, I rub 4 bars into my chest every night. You have not even met me, they are not that big y'know.

― Emma, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Chewy brownies with lots of walnuts, hot chocolate, Time Out (a Flake and Kit Kat at once!)and plain digestive biscuits, if two stuck together, even better. A friend gave me a bar of Lindt Christmas chocolate that had a cinnamon filling, I liked that too.

― Lesley Higgins, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DIgestive is a retarted name for a choco crisp.

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's not a 'choco crisp'. Or if it is, your nomenclature sucks a fat one.

― Nick, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Digestives are biscuits not crisps. And don't start any of that lobsters are insects type bullshit on me.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I love those cheapo chocolate drops covered in little rainbow coloured hundreds and thousands that taste more like kitty treats that actual chocolate.

― Madchen, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mmm... kitty treats.

― Nick, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like Galaxy choclolates best, and the ones from Switzerland are nice too.

― jel, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Can't beat a bit of Cadburys, even if it ain't proper chocolate or that they don't vast quantities to the Tories. (money not chocolate that is).
Whatever happened to amazin' raisin bars? sigh.

― Billy Dods, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If it crunches its a crisp

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If they eat bananas, they are monkeys. Etc. It's very easy to understand Mike's logic, people, work with us.

― Charo Rip Off, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am prepared to to this, but the thing is, digestives don't really crunch. They just kind of sog.

― Nick, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fresh digestives are more likely to crunch. The crunch quota is related to the rate of decay.

― jel, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Does something crisp not snap when it is broken? A digestive does not snap when it is broken, breaks, crumbles slightly, but the snap is missing.

― Madchen, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what's up with ginger nuts? you could break your teeth on them.

― Lesley Higgins, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Are Skips crisps then?

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Alright, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they are choco sogs.

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ginger nuts are intented for dipping into the hot beverage of your choice. The manufacturers are not responsible for accidents, dental or otherwise, caused by consumption prior to dippage.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Same with waffle cookies I learned

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have no idea what these items you're talking about are.

― Sean, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I eat snarg

― Mike Hanley, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

BELGIAN CHOCOLATE
We have a gazillion shops in my town. It is a test... a test... a test... Okay, I can't help it. I am off to put a suck-face on their shopwindows now.

― nathalie (nathalie), Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Believe it or not, I sneeze when I eat some chocolate. This is NOT an allergy, it is QUALITY CONTROL as the vegelate bars do not affect me thus.

― suzy, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Suzy, please dont post on my thread

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Leave biscuits out - they go soggy.

Leave bread out - it goes hard.

What's that all about?

― Pete, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DOnt worry

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

can someone explain the euro-hatred for american chocolate?

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes. It isn't very nice.

― Emma, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Most American chocolate is nasty and waxy, to be honest. You need to get Eurochocolate, it's much sweeter and more buttery.

Of course, it's also much worse for you.

― Ally, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

American chocolate is even more greasy and sweet than the low-grade stuff that passes for milk chocolate in the UK. I once bought a bar of Hershey's and it tasted like a block of generic vegetable shortening that had been mixed with sugar and waved over a cup of hot chocolate.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

American "chocolate" has so little actual cocoa content that my mum- who is so seriously allergic to caffeine that she gets a migraine if she drinks out of a cup that has had coffee in it- can eat Hershey bars without any trouble at all.

― Kate the Saint, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sorry Mike, you're not the boss of me, so don't tell me what to do.

For the record, eclairs rock.

― suzy, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Suzy, you just made me the saddest King alive. Give me some choco...good choco...Lindt please

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mmmm, Lindt. Also Milky and the Swedish one which is pastilles and comes in a pale yellow tube. All achieve high sneeze factor!

― suzy, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I just want Godiva. If I can't have that I don't want any chocolate at all. Chocolate is the worst thing ever, unless it's Godiva truffles, particularly the peanut butter ones. Those are fucking amazing.

― Ally, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dont try to make up with me by claimin gto have similar choco interests! I hate you! Go away!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You don't even like Godiva peanut butter truffles, you just made that up to be misanthropic.

― Ally, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was talking to SUZY! I am ignoring you, tart!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No you aren't, crushboy.

― Ally, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ach, you're just being a wuss now, Mike, you should stick to the relative safety of the non-sequitir rather than professing a hatred for someone you've never met which, incedentally, you have not bothered to justify. I'm assuming it's because you can't.

I love chocolate and my high metabolism means I can eat as much of the stuff as I like. I go for quality irrespective of who else likes similar, it's not my Mission Of The Day to make nice with you.

*rolls eyeballs*

What's your damage, Heather?

― suzy, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Who said chocolate was? No, it's not. It apparently enhances brain-activity. But personal research has squashed this arse-talk. wink wink

― nathalie, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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i rest my case

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I've seen a sex show like that in bangkok once

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

lord custos skyywalker - "we want some pussy"

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"Seen" = "Participated in"

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://joesparks.shockwave.com/episodes/e03/graphics/rdd3_shots0042.jpg

ethan, jess.

― allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

that choco gremlin thing looks like he just shit a hot piece of charcoal and is trying to get it to fall out of his pants leg

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

jessico skullington!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I like galaxy chocolate, btw.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

wtf is that?!?!

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

a brand.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

where do you people FIND this shit?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Radiskull & Devil Doll.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

and i can't believe that there's been FORTY posts on this stupid thread since it's been revived!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

haha "radiskull"

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

radiskull looks like an anime axl rose

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Tad, don't call Hanle y's thread stupid!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you see their song??! "Now is time to KICK IT!"

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually in rewatching the Radiskull & Devil Doll video I'm pretty sure Devil Doll is actually me cos he dances EXACTLY LIKE ME.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

are they brother and sister?

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah and their mom is Martin Lawrence!

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

you so crazy!!

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that it's the best thing I've ever seen on the internet.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously though the whole Ally/jess related thing is kind of freaking me out, let's not speak of that ever again.

haha xpost jel I knew you'd like that.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

it's my level!!!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

It's like the Parent Trap, I keep waiting to find out that the two of you are twins separated at birth.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Sisters...sisters...never were such devoted sisters...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicole you are hurting me in my heart right now.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally is the sophisticated city girl, Jess is the tomboy.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's make lots of money.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Incest p0rn is not cool Ned!

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

jess is pippi longstocking

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.movieclub.com/news/02deeds/mills.jpg

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

pippi jessstocking

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

pippo longstockington

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Incest p0rn is not cool Ned!

But as you said yourself, insect porn is otherwise.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, we're hot!!

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i like that, sterling!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I should get this hairdo:

http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~FG5M-OGM/hayley/v_image/trap/03_10.jpg

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

so no-one better tell jess to go fuck himself

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

actually, i think that "muskrat twat" is a more offensive term than "choco-teats." and i came up with both of 'em, i did!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

We need more of these....

http://home.cshore.com/bucwheat/wrkbn/trex2.jpg

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 10:38 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

at last, a picture of the infamous choco-teat:

http://www.askisis.com/breasts/DkBreast1GB400.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

another!
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-11/470257/CA6ROTQR.jpg

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

A bell hooks essay comes to mind.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually screamed alound "CHOCOLATE BASTARDS COMPOSE!" last night at a "band practice".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Tad, you need some serious therapy, you knwo that?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

an oldie but goodie, from the golden age of this fucking place ...

― Eisbaer, Thursday, 28 June 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

chocoteats!

― Aspergers Makes My Pee Smell Funny (Eisbaer), Sunday, 30 May 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

Sigh. All the girls are fighting over me AGAIN!
― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, August 8, 2001 8:00 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 1 March 2012 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

six years pass...

fuck this!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_labor_in_cocoa_production

― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Thursday, 15 March 2018 18:48 (eight years ago)

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