would you be tasty?

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would you be, would you be, could you be

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you going to eat me?

― N., Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you fancy?

― RickyT, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

no, I don't think so.

― N., Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Whadya mean - *would* I be tasty?? I *am* tasty!!

I am a heady and intoxicating mixture of strawberries and champagne, vegetable samosas and Nasi Goreng rice, chocolate truffle torte and rum'n'raisin ice cream.

Sometimes I am other things, but that's pretty much what describes me today.

― C J, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

CJ you actually taste like those things? All together or individually ie your calf tastes like rum-raisin but the back of your neck tastes of rice? Or do you mean that's what you ate today? in which case please come over to my ~~abbatoi~~ place immediately! I actually meant this question to be rather mundane, as in: if someone were to eat you, would you be tasty? (it's another meta-meat-consumption thread) I think I'd be stringy, with some possible tasty bits in the ass, and you'd probably want to avoid my internal organs.

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I'd be stringy, with some possible tasty bits in the ass

*speechless*

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

No Tracer, that isn't what I have eaten today (sadly have only had time for a cheese salad sandwich and nothing else so all this talk of eating is making me v.peckish), but I think that's what I would taste of, if any passing cannibals decided to boil me up in a supper and glue-making escapade.

My internal organs are probably OK - plenty of alcohol in the liver, and I have a huge heart which is surprisingly intact.

Might I make a friendly suggestion that you review your comments about your having tasty bits in your arse? You might need to work on your marketing, if anyone is to eat you. I have a mental image of small portions of fruit and veg lodged in your rectum like some sort of bizarre anal love beads now, and it's a disturbing image. Sorry.

― C J, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

riiiiii-cola

― Bob Zemko, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Look, "would you be tasty" is a perfectly legitimate question and there's no need to make it into some kind of big sex joke. I think it's clear what I meant about my ass. Though it wouldn't be the best ass around. In fact I have a theory that cannibals are nearly extinct these days not because of our encroaching modernity but because of the "Buns of Steel" workout tapes. Less ass-fat = "you would not be so tasty".

sub-question: who would be tastier: vegetarians or the other kind?

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

in one of the toilets at Arc, there is a big grafitti debate about this very thing ( I'm pink therefore I'm spam...vegans taste like tofu... etc).

I think that everybody would taste pretty much the same. Meaty. Possibly like pork, which I do not like the taste of. Perhaps if it was desirable and socially acceptable to eat people, I would first marinade their flesh in a garlic and honey sauce.

― rainy, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

haha tracer 'you guys are not taking my question about eating people seriously!!'

― Josh, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean sheesh!!

vegetarians wouldn't taste like tofu cause they're made of meat, duh.

i bet cannibals sit around muttering about how things used to be better.

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I disagree. I think people probably taste better nowadays, due to a healthier lifestyle, avoiding chemicals and other nasty additives, choosing organically farmed food etc etc**.

I expect cannibals prefer modern day human flesh over the fatty, over- indulged Victorians or the smelly Tudors with bad their bad teeth and halitosis (for example).

**(have just realised healthy lifestyle does not really apply to me, so perhaps cannibals would spit me out as unpalatable, despite the strawberry/samosa/rum'n'raisin taste experience)

― C J, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i would taste of curry, no doubt man. that stuff STAYS WITH YOU!

― katie, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Tracer, are you just asking who's fat (w/ a side order on who's wrecked which internal organs and how)? Just come right out and say it man!

― Ellie, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Tasty as in "he's a bit tasty" as in "he is good at fighting"? As in succulently edible? As in sexually attractive? For me, the same answer for all three actually, so it doesn't matter...

― Martin Skidmore, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

not.taste.like.chicken.

― jeskam, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Does my bum look big in this cannibal?

― C J, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Will Ferrell as Harry Carey to thread!

― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

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