I just received an email with a suspicious attachment entitled "Have a funny Assumption". It appears to have come from Madchen_in_uniform, but knowing the way these things fake message headers, it's almost certainly not from her, but from somebody w/bothe me and her in their email address book. (I apologise to you Madchen_I_U for mentioning you here, buy I'm sure you see the point) If this describes you, please check yer computer w/anti-virus checker, coz one of you has probably copped a worm from somewhere, most likely a variation on "Klez" by the look ov it. Sorry to be bearer of crapness :-(
― Norman Phay, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)