http://www.steakandbjday.com/
― DISPLAY NAMING RIGHTS (Upt0eleven), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:20 (fourteen years ago)
http://logo.cafepress.com/nocache/4/7115004.jpg
― DISPLAY NAMING RIGHTS (Upt0eleven), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:21 (fourteen years ago)
Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"
Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."
― DISPLAY NAMING RIGHTS (Upt0eleven), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:23 (fourteen years ago)
are you mentally ill?
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:25 (fourteen years ago)
What is this nonsense any fool knows it's ∏day today. I can tell that because there is an abundance of ∏ in the break room.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:25 (fourteen years ago)
Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
― DISPLAY NAMING RIGHTS (Upt0eleven), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:27 (fourteen years ago)
RFI: Laddism
― acoleuthic, Monday, 14 March 2011 12:35 (fourteen years ago)
"how come there's no white history month?"
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:43 (fourteen years ago)
happy steak and bj day everyone divided by two.
― estela, Monday, 14 March 2011 12:47 (fourteen years ago)
i think steak & bj day should be unsullied by the cynical soapboxing demonstrated by tracer itt.
Wait a minute isn't today pie day?
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:07 (fourteen years ago)
yes, as mentioned upthread
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:08 (fourteen years ago)
I feel sad for guys who feel like they need a special day for this.
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:11 (fourteen years ago)
boom
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:11 (fourteen years ago)
'he died of a massive coronary alright, judge, but it was the fixed grin that really caught my attention'
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)
dont really need to hear abt ur necrophilia
― plax (ico), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:15 (fourteen years ago)
ooh that reminds me of an appropriate joke
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:19 (fourteen years ago)
well i say 'appropriate' but yknow
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:20 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.bjsbrewhouse.com/
― minsktrans.by (get bent), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)
The prix fixe menus for this must be interesting.
― for real molars who ain't got no fillings (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 March 2011 14:47 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.frugalcouponliving.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/BJs-Restaurant-logo.gif
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.hollywood-diecast.com/BJ%20&%20the%20Bear%20Semi%20Carded.JPG
― A Very Small Bag of Phrases (Eazy), Monday, 14 March 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)
need a day on april 14th for vegetarian males
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Monday, 14 March 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)
Firm Tofu and a Silken Handshake Day
― lowfat dry milquetoast (WmC), Monday, 14 March 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)
don't knock it till you tried it
― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 March 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.articlesmaker.com/top-usa-news/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/67044_BJ-Services-Company.gif
― Sanpaku, Monday, 14 March 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)
as a guy who like many other guys totally relishes a righteous blowjob, I fucking hate "steak and blowjob day," because it's the day on which you wanna make a point of foregoing one if the opportunity arises so as to place yourself outside of the "people whose personalities are both determined & accurately described by beer commercials" demographic
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 March 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)
you might say the people who are into this day can blow me
I don't think Relish & BJ Day is going to catch on
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 14 March 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)
my mom's anniversary...wtg fucking universe...
― hapshash jar tempo (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)
fuckin hell aero. Cool down, relax. Have some steak.
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:05 (fourteen years ago)
uk equivalent is spam and frottage day
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)
May 15: Fish sticks and Fingerbanging
― A Very Small Bag of Phrases (Eazy), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:09 (fourteen years ago)
May 16: Fajitas and Fisting
― scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)
In Australia it's Roo and a Root
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
dude who're into this get one beej a year and high five each other about it
kind of lol but mostly sad
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
lots of people are sad a lot. :(
― scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
xpost totally read that first part as 'dude whore'
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)
you make it sound like they're in a beej line, all excited
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)
dude who're into this get one beej a year
jeez, I wish...
― hapshash jar tempo (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)
(not into this btw just to make that clear...beer commercials are vile)
― hapshash jar tempo (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOTDn2A7hcY
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)
you can not be into steak, and you can not be into BJs, but not being into either steak or BJs cause me to look at you askance
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)
(because it is hard to look at someone straight on while receiving an awesome BJ)
hahah
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)
fondue and fondling day
― hipsters be comin' to the hipster-hop store (bernard snowy), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)
applebee's and anal
milkshakes and fursuits
― hipsters be comin' to the hipster-hop store (bernard snowy), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)
bacon and bondage
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)
spaghetti and spanking
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)
obligatory clamdiving joke
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
idg ur lolling tbh
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:44 (fourteen years ago)
that's why we're grossed out.
well i'm not really grossed out it's just really fucking lame?
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)
i used to be ambivalent towards beej and loved steak
feel the opposite these days
― rumpie's trusty nuts (electricsound), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)
fits right in to ILX thenxp
― lowfat dry milquetoast (WmC), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)
i loved bjs as much as everyone else but fuck you can skip the damn steak
― hold my breathless i wish go dead (San Te), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:46 (fourteen years ago)
all the crap jokes really are the main thing that's wrong with this thread, though the beginning was inauspicious tbh
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:46 (fourteen years ago)
idk there's all this pressure "what are you doing this s+bj day?" you know i think i kindof have my shit together and dont normally feel all this pressure around holidays but its the same shit every year w/ this thing, i mean everybody announcing their plans on facebook and like my mam asking me what im doing this year and oh god you know i feel like if i dont have a massive sirloin in a pan and a cushion on the ground in front of the lazy boy that like im a failure or something
― plax (ico), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:47 (fourteen years ago)
like i know its like a self esteem thing but i wish i could just you know ignore it
dont get me wrong I think this is about as stupid as talk like a pirate day.
― le grenouille mange le pomplamousse (Trayce), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)
except on talk like a pirate day your dick isn't in someone's mouth
― hold my breathless i wish go dead (San Te), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:49 (fourteen years ago)
Jim in Glasgow otm.
― ENBB, Monday, 14 March 2011 23:49 (fourteen years ago)
talk like a pirate while giving a bj and eating steak - now there's an occasion
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 23:49 (fourteen years ago)
anyway yeah i have no idea why this thread even exists
― plax (ico), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)
because why not
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 14 March 2011 23:50 (fourteen years ago)
sorry the meaty cocksucking thread didn't live up to your classy expectations guys??????
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:51 (fourteen years ago)
i have no idea where i am rite now
― hold my breathless i wish go dead (San Te), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:52 (fourteen years ago)
you are typing in an open text box south of a white background
― SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:57 (fourteen years ago)
I'm just embarrased it's associated with my birthday :(
― le grenouille mange le pomplamousse (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:02 (fourteen years ago)
aw cmon trayce i'm sure you cook a great steak
― rumpie's trusty nuts (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)
hur hur
― le grenouille mange le pomplamousse (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:07 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=177837292249426
― history mayne, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:35 (fourteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/home#search?q=#steakandbjday
― A Very Small Bag of Phrases (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:49 (fourteen years ago)
"isnt the idea for a woman to make a guy a steak dinner then give him a BJ (cuz hey lol thats what all guys like right? lol)"
wait does it have to be a woman? that does seem sexist. can't men make steak and give blowjobs as good as any lady?
― scott seward, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:55 (fourteen years ago)
yeah I wondered about this- even without hetero relationships, what if the guy prefers cooking steak to eating it? steak & bj day needs to embiggen the tent imo
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:56 (fourteen years ago)
within I mean
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:57 (fourteen years ago)
ou know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
― le grenouille mange le pomplamousse (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 01:00 (fourteen years ago)
When I sell my screenplay for Steak Night, you guys can come swim in my Santa Monica pool.
― A Very Small Bag of Phrases (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)
this shit turns me into Marc fucking Loi I gotta tell you
like hey assholes who really hate being decent boyfriends & husbands, I'm stoked for you that you're getting it off your chest that being nice to the people you sleep with it a total headache to you & makes you feel like now you know what it's like to be nailed to a cross, must be a relief to share that with the world, but quit talking like you speak for men in general
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 01:47 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, especially with all that 'i racked my brains' bullshit. you hit the random girlfriend gift generator on ebay, i know it, you know, god knows it, you'd best believe she knows it.
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:00 (fourteen years ago)
ATTN ILXOR WOMEN: Raise your hands if you give your significant other cards and gifts on Valentine's Day. *raises hand*
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:06 (fourteen years ago)
i love how that one dude is all offended by the idea of this because JUST ONE DAY is not enough to make up for how much men suffer in this world
― goole, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:07 (fourteen years ago)
random girlfriend gift generator on ebay
i wish this really existed
― rumpie's trusty nuts (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:08 (fourteen years ago)
eh there is some function like this on amaon but i didn't want to type amaon because the '' key genuinely is missing from my keyboard
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:13 (fourteen years ago)
Do they have a random girlfriend generator, too?
"OK, I've clicked on blonde, Jewish, slender, bookish, whoops, it won't let me continue until I've selected an eye color...."
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)
I have never been *given* a card, flowers, chocs or a dinner on V-day before let alone given one any to anyone myself.
― le grenouille mange le pomplamousse (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:22 (fourteen years ago)
I give Valentine's Day cards to pretty much everybody I know, also blowjobs, and then I fix them a steak even though I'm against steak
that is just the kind of stand-up dude I am
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:33 (fourteen years ago)
Do the women get blowjobs, too?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)
i always get my g/f a singing telegram from the corpse of Sam Kinison for valentine's day
― hold my breathless i wish go dead (San Te), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)
"blow them all," that's my motto - I was really popular when I was in the national guard
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:40 (fourteen years ago)
So, what time do you want to show up at the cloning salon?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)
A+ thread, everyone...a high point for new lows.
― hapshash jar tempo (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:38 (fourteen years ago)
Usher: "Changing Places"
that is just the kind of stand-up strap-on dude I am
― A Very Small Bag of Phrases (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:41 (fourteen years ago)
this post has incapacitated me
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:57 (fourteen years ago)
LOL @ "embiggen the tent"
― le grenouille mange le pomplamoose (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 04:03 (fourteen years ago)
"Is that steak I smell baby?" *tent embiggens*
I saw a man named Bejay this morning.
― on... imo (onimo), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:39 (fourteen years ago)
the guy's canadian, right?
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:58 (fourteen years ago)
tempted to start a "steak vs. bj" poll...
― hapshash jar tempo (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 13:10 (fourteen years ago)
Nepalese.
― on... imo (onimo), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 15:02 (fourteen years ago)
We have a new board description, folks.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)