Bagel poll

in what universe is cinnamon raisin weird but "jalapeno chedder" (sic) not weird? talk to the hand with your strange goyische bagels.

voted onion

poppy

sweet bagels are goyish savory are jewwy btw happy purim.

EVERYTHING OR NOTHING

can't help noticing that nobody has repped for salt yet, aka The Unquestioned Lord of Bagels, Beside Whom All Bagels Pale - spending whole day in prayer that none of you ever see a bagel again

salt bagels make me vomit

not hyperbole; they actually turn my stomach

getting sick just thinking abt it

yah who the fuck eats salt bagels?

in what universe is cinnamon raisin weird but "jalapeno chedder" (sic) not weird? talk to the hand with your strange goyische bagels.

― the pato calling the rebecca black (get bent), Sunday, March 20, 2011 6:58 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ilx's biggest goy backin up that statement doesn't help her case.

i love kurt schwitters

"ursonate" is the ballz

kurt schwitters if u really think "jalapeno cheddar" is a totally regular bagel and "cinnamon raisin" is a weird bagel well........

mmm... water

dessert bagels are soccer mom bagels but savory bagels are real deals. pizza bagels are forever awesome.

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cinnamon raisin is one of the 2-3 most common types of bagel but I guess it doesn't matter cause max repped for it and he's not jewish

proof in the schmear

I always go w/ blueberry or cinnamon raisin but I'm a self-hating jew fwiw

imagine putting lox and red onion on your blueberry bagel. shameful.

I put soy sauce on my lox

and ketchup

i put everything on my everything bagel

4 rlz tho heres my bagel:

everything w/ schmear
red onion
roma tomato
dill
black pepper
sprouts

I hope buzza is hard at work

poppy 4eva.

tho everything is acceptable. and sesame in a pinch.

everything w/ schmear
red onion
roma tomato
dill
black pepper
sprouts

dont know who kurt swishers is but i can get down w/ this

yeah that's a quality sounding bagel

I am really the only guy on a bagel thread that like salt bagels? I wouldn't be totally surprised as I am the only person I know who orders them but then again I don't get into do you like this kind of bagel y/n discussions v. often & haven't made a habit of asking ppl if they think salt bagels are gross

what does a salt bagel even entail - I am just imagining a giant salt crystal, grown in a lab, in the shape of a bagel

i have never had a salt bagel, but i like salty flavors w/ bagel so conceptually i see nothing wrong with it

voted asiago

proof goys love blueberry bagels

http://image62.webshots.com/162/9/81/95/470598195uoSTLr_fs.jpg

not jewish jpg

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_V7ygSkORGW0/S37igYj9eaI/AAAAAAAAFA4/ZTM39J6lPTk/P1010361-1.JPG

went to catholic school

http://image48.webshots.com/48/9/74/56/2712974560090053458ssDygZ_fs.jpg

like maybe a salt bagel is a salt lick made in the shape of a bagel, so that even goy ungulates can enjoy the treasures of the tribe

hates jews

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/55/l_e1d39da267d34d89a1a3edf7f837b1bc.jpg

not kosher

http://www.concierge.com/cntraveler/contests/?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=1185585

salt bagel - it's a concept - and a feeling - just a chill vibe that people can share together - or just trip out on by themselves - kind of a salty feeling that makes us all remember - we are children of the universe and we are special

http://www.newyorkbagelsonline.com/Bagles/100_5832.JPG

srsly bagels are great stop worrying about which kind of bagel i mean just eat a bagel

man this thread gives me depressing memories, because my parents love bagels but they also love saving money, so our house would always be stocked with shoprite frozen bagels, more like frozen nagls

http://ct.mywebgrocer.com/legacy/productimagesroot/DJ/5/175445.jpg

man dayo we chowed on lenders in my childhood too but they are just right for the frozen burgers that are next to them in the freezer iirc

oh man I have never heard of lenders bagels, but apparently they are a frozen bagel innovator? I wonder if shoprite bagels are just rebranded lenders bagels

i said this on an old rrrobyn thread already, but a true Everything bagel should be identical to the universe, and its hole should be absolutely terrifying.

the photo of the guy and his gf eating bagels, wtf is that elaborate set of tools laid out before him on the table? Is that his bagel-eating kit?

murry lender himself would do the commercials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBJVrjmW6-o&feature=related

everything bagel is best it has everything in the world on there think abt it

my parents used to keep mad lenders in the freezer

hey lxy check this mp3 of gr8080 saying aloha http://illconradio.info/aloha.mp3

hi lxy

i'm gonna check out this house too

http://farnsworthhouse.org

designed for the floodline, eh?
https://vincemichael.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/dsc_0027-1.jpg?w=300&h=198

very cool all the same

hey cory. did gr8080 call you a bunch of times to say aloha when you asked people to leave voicemails for you?

gr8080, i want to go to that one too. i love sleek modern building to an irrational degree.

also, bagels. we went to vancouver last weekend but somehow couldn't find a convenient tim horton's at which to buy pretzel bagels; they are shockingly good.

NYT weighs in:
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/26/magazine/why-is-it-so-hard-to-get-a-great-bagel-in-california.html?_r=0

that place sucks! also: IT'S THE WATER!

i've only gotten to this part, but i laughed

To celebrate with their sales reps, Murray and Marvin Lender, two of Harry’s sons, walked Len, an eight-foot-tall Lender’s bagel, down the aisle to meet Phyl, his Kraft Philadelphia cream cheese bride.

I will fight you over Wise Sons pick yr weapon
xxp

Authentic Bagel Co. sourdough rye bagel is really good. Their plain bagel is good too!

I guess I don't actually know which "place" chaki's referring to - just assumed it was Wise Sons - but hey let's fight. about pastrami (and bagels)

he has expressed his dislike for wise sons earlier this thread

everytime this thread is bumped i am again enraged about the lack of a pumpernickel option.

you live near so many delicious bagels, ian, my envy is rising

trying to figure out how someone could vote against everything

i like a more minimal bagel

article is v funny btw thx shakes

I was in SF recently and while I didn't bother looking for a good bagel the Burmese food is the best I've had in the states, so keep ya head up

most of the food here is more awesome than food elsewhere in the country, with bagels being one of the most glaring exceptions

no argument!

where did u get Burmese k3vin?

I am so sad when I go to other states and witness the appalling state of vegetables served etc.

the summer I lived in the midwest, that was very true, apart from the corn and tomatoes. but for a lot of my youth, i grew up in a literal farm-to-table household so i just didn't understand why people bought canned and frozen fruit and vegetables.

shakey we went to burma superstar on clement. my gf's parents are from burma, and i lived on the burmese border for a few months, so we had high expectations but the place was pretty great

Yeah that place is good, no idea how "authentic" it is

burma superstar is really good! after years of assuming it was just another over-rated place for white ppl, i actually ate there, (the one in Oakland). I've also had cheaper burmese food in East Oakland that was just as good, but that doesn't make burma superstar less good. Just higher overhead.

there are definitely some white ppl "fusion" items on the menu, but they mark the authentic cuisine so you can seek those out if you want them. we ordered a bunch of the authentic items and it was pretty comparable to what we'd had in that part of the world

i was a little surprised that they gave everyone chopsticks tho because generally burmese people don't use chopsticks, except maybe for noodle dishes

i loved bumra superstar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfODIc0n_Yg

Bumra the ever-living

I wish I'd gone to Burmese Superstar. I went to somewhere up near Geary, maybe it was Mandalay? Anyway that was good Burmese.

burma superstar is awesome! bstar (their sister cafe) is good for breakfast! wise sons is terrible!

The Burma Superstar in Alameda's even better cuz there's none of that ridiculous line-waiting shit

ha the one in san fran has a quickly' bubble tea just a few doors down, so our 20-minute wait wasn't bad

yah 540 club is a good dive too. all in all an a+ block in sf imo.

I will only give that block an A+ if the Rockit Room is gone

is that the Quickly that that SF Supervisor got prosecuted for?

hey man at least it's a venue of some sort on that side of town.

i never hear about any shows there -- it's like the suburbs, or the East Bay, minus a body of water separating it from the main part of the city

nobody wants to play there cuz the owners/personnel are total assholes

tru

like sub-Russian mafia guys with bluetooth earpieces that act like they're running some hotshit top dollar nightclub.

I put my unfinished beer down on a table to go onstage and soundcheck, when I get offstage a couple minutes later my beer has been "bussed" - "oh that was the last of your drink tickets? another beer will be $8" We were also told that no one who was not in the band (ie our friends, significant others) was allowed in the "green room" area.

They just treat the performers like shit.

xp

what is a sub-Russian? Ukrainian? Georgian?

haha perhaps confusing my ethnic signifiers there - I meant guys that act/look like they're in the Russian mafia (maybe they are, who knows)

ohhhhhhhhh yeah that's the neighborhood for them

now it's called "Neck of the Woods", apparently?

oh I hear show announcements for Neck of the Woods

absolutely nothing beats a B/E/C on a quality everything bagel with hot sauce

that sounds like a very fussy bagel

i'll take just creamcheese on an everything bagel - i'm easy