Best line from this Werner Herzog monologue

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The trees here are in misery, and the birds are in misery; I don't think they sing, they just screech in pain. 17
It's a land that God, if he exists, has created in anger. 5
Even the stars up here in the sky look like a mess. 5
There is no harmony in the universe. We have to get acquainted to this idea that there is no real harmony as we have co 2
Taking a close look at what's around us, there is some sort of harmony; it is the harmony of overwhelming & collective 2
But I love it against my better judgment. 2
Of course there is a lot of misery, but it is the same misery that is all around us. 1
It is not that I hate it; I love it, I love it very much. 1
Kinski always says it's full of... erotic elements. 1
And we have to become humble in front of this... overwhelming misery and overwhelming fornication... overwhelming growt 1
And we, in comparison to the articulate vileness & baseness & obscenity of all this jungle — we, in comparison to that 1
I don't see so much erotic, I see it more... full of obscenity. 1
It's like a curse weighing on the entire landscape; and whoever goes too deep into this has his share of that curse; so 1
I would see... fornication & asphyxiation & choking & fighting for survival & growing &... just rotting away. 1
It's the only land where creation is unfinished yet. 0
It's just... nature here is vile and base... I wouldn't see anything erotical here. 0
It's an unfinished country, it's still prehistorical; the only thing that is lacking is the dinosaurs here. 0
And that's grandiose about it, and we have to accept that it's much stronger than we are. 0
But when I say this, I say this all full of admiration for the jungle. 0
Of course we are challenging nature itself, and it hits back; it just hits back, that's all. 0


SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Sunday, 20 March 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

few of these got cut off:

# It's like a curse weighing on the entire landscape; and whoever goes too deep into this has his share of that curse; so we are cursed with what we are doing here.

# Taking a close look at what's around us, there is some sort of harmony; it is the harmony of overwhelming & collective murder.

# And we, in comparison to the articulate vileness & baseness & obscenity of all this jungle — we, in comparison to that enormous articulation... we only sound and look like badly-pronounced and half-finished sentences out of a stupid suburban novel, a cheap novel.

# And we have to become humble in front of this... overwhelming misery and overwhelming fornication... overwhelming growth... and overwhelming lack of order.

# There is no harmony in the universe. We have to get acquainted to this idea that there is no real harmony as we have conceived it.

SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Sunday, 20 March 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

(btw I'm pretty sure Herzog said all of this with the I Love Metal subboard in mind)

SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Sunday, 20 March 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

I'm torn between "overwhelming and collective murder" (for the sentimental value of hearing it sampled in that cLOUDDEAD song before I knew who Werner Herzog was), "badly-pronounced and half-finished sentences out of a stupid suburban novel" (for obvious reasons), "Even the stars up here in the sky look like a mess" (for the disgust in his voice), and "It's a land that God, if he exists, has created in anger" (short & to-the-point)

SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Sunday, 20 March 2011 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

"they just screech in pain" for me.

This speech is like my personal St Crispin's Day from Henry V, by the way, a real touchstone

O, for tuna! (Jon Lewis), Sunday, 20 March 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

oh man thank you for reminding me of this

call all destroyer, Sunday, 20 March 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

Need wav files beside each line of Werner uttering these for maximum effect.

Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 20 March 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

okay, i made my pick

SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Sunday, 20 March 2011 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

"they just screech in pain" is the one I always remember, but god, looking at these again it's impossible to choose

CharlieS, Monday, 21 March 2011 00:42 (fourteen years ago)

For reference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xQyQnXrLb0

Pheeel, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 12:12 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, it's already there. Oops

Pheeel, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 12:16 (fourteen years ago)

Overwhelming and collective murder!

tending tropics (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 13:34 (fourteen years ago)

I press-junket-interviewed him in 2009 about the comic aspects of Bad Lietutenant, and he said, "People always think of me as this dour type of person, but actually I am quite hee-larious." (Probably better with the accent.)

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

Going to see him talk tomorrow afternoon, looking forward to some heelarity. Will report back.

No more war/No more hate/Got my girl swag on/Got my girl swag on (seandalai), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

Definitely the birds screeching in pain. The way he delivers that line is pure bavarian hee-larity of the highest order.

wk, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 00:41 (fourteen years ago)

what day is his birthday? that day should be national "talk like Herzog day".

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 00:45 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

since I can't vote for "suburban novel," I'm going with, "It's a land that God, if he exists, has created in anger."

original bgm, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

uhh you can totally vote for "suburban novel", did you not read the first post

bernard snowy, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

I mean like, no it is not technically written there next to the button you click... but everyone will know what you mean.....

bernard snowy, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

"can't click it" is what I meant, yeah

original bgm, Thursday, 31 March 2011 00:28 (fourteen years ago)

New film is ace by the way; I particularly liked how he managed to finish off a film about French cave art with...a jungle scene.

Carthusian Product (seandalai), Thursday, 31 March 2011 07:49 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 31 March 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

six years pass...

Came on to look for a Burden of Dreams thread, so I could say how hysterical that monologue is. Saw it for the first time tonight, somewhat reluctantly--I haven't seen Fitzcarraldo. It's Herzog's delivery that makes it so funny; he's reached some point of crisis with the film, and he's clearly hating the project and his profession and his entire life.

The theatre had an original 16 mm print and a good story about how they acquired the Toronto Public Library's whole collection a few years ago. (This one was significantly better than the Martin print they showed the other night.)

clemenza, Friday, 1 September 2017 01:59 (eight years ago)

you should watch fitzcarraldo now! one of the best ever

the late great, Friday, 1 September 2017 02:38 (eight years ago)

It's one that I've been holding out to see in a theatre--I'm assuming there'd be no point in watching it for the first time at home.

clemenza, Friday, 1 September 2017 14:09 (eight years ago)

I think I'll put all the poll options on bristol board and post them around the classroom.

clemenza, Friday, 1 September 2017 14:10 (eight years ago)

I've long intended to commit this monologue to memory. There are so many moments in a day when its spontaneous recitation would be apropos.

Glengarry Glen Marshall (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 September 2017 14:21 (eight years ago)

two years pass...

Lols in this interview:

In a way, “The Simpsons” is a bold intellectual design.

In what way? Let’s not analyze it.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/03/23/magazine/werner-herzog-interview.html

a slice of greater pastry (ledge), Monday, 18 May 2020 10:17 (five years ago)

four months pass...

Sometimes you just have to speak French https://t.co/N9tTVqOGq2

— Caspar Henderson (@casparhenderson) October 7, 2020

calzino, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 10:45 (five years ago)

six months pass...

First, not dead. Second:

Absolutely losing my mind at this Herzog interview pic.twitter.com/FUk9oIYyFL

— Screamer Jim (@HeheWaitWhut) April 13, 2021

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 17:03 (four years ago)

when we saw this in the mag a couple weeks ago, partner & i spent most of an evening just dying laughing at "fine, why not?"

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 17:06 (four years ago)

four years pass...

he has a new book out called the future of truth. i enjoyed the sample. his writing is funny and snappy.

she freaks, she speaks (map), Monday, 27 October 2025 15:16 (three months ago)

i liked flipping from the title page of the first chapter, "what is truth?" to the first page: "nobody knows what it is, truth, least of all the author."

she freaks, she speaks (map), Monday, 27 October 2025 15:17 (three months ago)


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