1. making an excuse to get a girl's number that isn't the primary reason (ie, 'in case I need to check about a homework assignment')2. finding an excuse to text/call girl that isn't the real reason (ie, 'hey do we have to read pages 45-47 tonight? oh btw, how about dinner')3. Attempting to recite the story of a personal tragedy in which you embellish the details in order to appear sensitive
― sometimes magic sounds like tape (San Te), Monday, 21 March 2011 00:41 (fourteen years ago)
I often just ask for an email address, knowing that if she's really interested she'll give you a phone number as well.
It has worked but I suspect this might qualify.
― Comics can't all be syringes and scalpels poised before eyes. y'know? (R Baez), Monday, 21 March 2011 00:45 (fourteen years ago)
5. saying "I know it's not a date, I just want to get to know you" when you go on a non-date, then at the end of the night, trying to get lucky like it is.
― sometimes magic sounds like tape (San Te), Monday, 21 March 2011 00:49 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=47
― balls, Monday, 21 March 2011 00:52 (fourteen years ago)
SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR FUCK'S SAKE
― sometimes magic sounds like tape (San Te), Monday, 21 March 2011 00:55 (fourteen years ago)
6. posing as female to attend book club meetings at which one's crush reveals intimate details of her personality (later casually brought up in conversation)
― SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Monday, 21 March 2011 11:58 (fourteen years ago)
7. bribing bus driver not to show at the usual hour, then pulling up in car ("just happened to be in the neighborhood") and offering ride
8. pretending to 'trip' and fall directly into a girl's bosoms
― SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Monday, 21 March 2011 11:59 (fourteen years ago)
9. Post to Internet message boards
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 March 2011 11:59 (fourteen years ago)
i was just gonna say sucking in yr gut but i can see we've moved beyond all that already
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:01 (fourteen years ago)
11. Shooting Ronald Reagan in the face
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:03 (fourteen years ago)
12. Reading Pitchfork
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:04 (fourteen years ago)
I don't see how #1, #2, and #5 are specifically "dude" things?
― Tuomas, Monday, 21 March 2011 12:05 (fourteen years ago)
13. http://image30.webshots.com/31/5/94/59/333559459SVZnfB_ph.jpg
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:06 (fourteen years ago)
14. Pretending to be from enlightened Northern Europe
13. Trying to adopt the cool kids or little grubby street people are doing because yuppie "professional" women don't get your dick hard anymore.
― Suck a Toe, You Self-Pitying Dweeb (u s steel), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:07 (fourteen years ago)
lol @ that pic
― SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:07 (fourteen years ago)
16. lol @ that pic
I <3 Female Hair Products
― kkvgz, Monday, 21 March 2011 12:08 (fourteen years ago)
18. Pretending to be dead cynical but really underneath there's an aching ball of sensitivity but underneath that there's some aching balls and underneath them there's a right bastard
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:09 (fourteen years ago)
that sounds neither smooth nor easily sniffed out tbqh
― SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:10 (fourteen years ago)
19. Instigating brutal reprisals against dissident elements opposed your your authoritarian regime
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:12 (fourteen years ago)
20. Going to a vegetarian restaurant
depends on how hygenic you are with the balls i guess
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:12 (fourteen years ago)
21. http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/42%20Crazy%20Punk%20Rave%20Guy.jpg
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:13 (fourteen years ago)
21. Arts, philosophy or a social science degree
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:13 (fourteen years ago)
22. Being sorry about making too much money and suddenly realizing their is hot fuckable ass to be found in trailer parks.
― Your Success Model Has Worked For You So Do Get On With Your Life (u s steel), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:19 (fourteen years ago)
23. Going to shitload of effort and disguising it as having made very little effort indeed e.g. "Oh I just stole this picnic rug, Chateauneuf du Pape and his n hers wine goblets from work", "the promoter's a friend of mine and offered me a couple of tickets, no biggie"
― DISPLAY NAMING RIGHTS (Upt0eleven), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:45 (fourteen years ago)
every time i drink stella artois that shit just happens
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:51 (fourteen years ago)
some aching balls and underneath them there's a right bastard
I just checked underneath my aching balls, but there' no bastard there, just an office chair. I see your point, however.
― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:56 (fourteen years ago)
24. Use of sexual innuendo in a light-hearted way to show that you're totally not trying to get in her pants. But you are.
― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:57 (fourteen years ago)
^ this is why I like to keep up a low level of sexual innuendo at all times, to throw them off the scent
― lol kudso (sic), Monday, 21 March 2011 13:03 (fourteen years ago)
of my cock
Keep it up.
― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Monday, 21 March 2011 13:04 (fourteen years ago)
Was that one of them?
― Mark G, Monday, 21 March 2011 13:06 (fourteen years ago)
Ooooooooooh shut your fa(e)ces!
― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Monday, 21 March 2011 13:08 (fourteen years ago)
major lol at #18
― larry buttz (Z S), Monday, 21 March 2011 13:22 (fourteen years ago)
25. Tie your shoe incredibly quickly but act like it's no big deal
― larry buttz (Z S), Monday, 21 March 2011 13:23 (fourteen years ago)
13 disappeared so
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/333559459SVZnfB_ph.jpg
― a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 March 2011 13:50 (fourteen years ago)
really he loves male orgasm, but he is tricky
― ice cr?m, Monday, 21 March 2011 13:54 (fourteen years ago)
Maybe he's French? "I lerv fe male orgusm".
― Tuomas, Monday, 21 March 2011 13:58 (fourteen years ago)
26 pretending to like catherine breillat
― BIG GERTRUDE aka the steindriver (history mayne), Monday, 21 March 2011 14:04 (fourteen years ago)
That doesn't work surely?
― Tom D (Tom D.), Monday, 21 March 2011 14:09 (fourteen years ago)
this thread needs more sometimes magic sounds like tape (San Te)
― conrad, Monday, 21 March 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)
27. faking an incoming call once the signs of getting shot down creep up
― frogbs, Monday, 21 March 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)
Pretending to like Jack Johnson and be interested in travelling.
― farielan chosder bout a chagh an i ballme trantuming (dog latin), Monday, 21 March 2011 15:36 (fourteen years ago)