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I will have the last post here, I had the first and will have the last, GRRR!

DG, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Who dares challenge me?

DG, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Me! If I'm at home.

jel --, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!!"

G3N3R4L Z0D, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Here's the thing -- can we, in the space of under twenty four hours, create a final thread the length of both Jay-Z/Nas throwdowns combined?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

no!

jel --, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yes!

jel --, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

whatever!

jel --, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

now you're just being stupid!

jel --, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, we have about 18 hours! Let's get going! Someone call Dunedin! Shayne Carter! Delurk! Come on!

jel --, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't want any part of this. No, wait...oh dear.

Ally C, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oooh! This looks like it could be fun! What sort of 'longest thread' will it be? Do we just have to spout rubbish (as per usual, in my particular case) or should it be themed in some way?

How about a game of 'I spy'?

C J, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Just post. Post! POST!!!! Copy and paste anything!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I love it when you're masterful, Ned

C J, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

! Well, if you insist. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams

C J, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

............. I said goodbye to the Duke, and then one by one I said goodbye to the three best friends I had ever had. Suddenly, we all became very quiet and melancholy, and the Monkey looked as though he was about to cry as he sang me a little song of farewell:
V "We have tears in our eyes
As we wave our goodbyes,
We so loved being with you, we three.
So do please now and then
Come and see us again,
The Giraffe and the Pelly and me.

All you do is to look
At a page in this book
Because that's where we always will be.
No book ever ends
When it's full of your friends
The Giraffe and the Pelly and me"
(I cry at this. I am a big softie)

C J, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though Wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

C J, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The link to all this joy is here -- this was one of Mirsky's most legendary Worst of the Web winners back in 1995 or so. And you can guess why.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And yay CJ for her luvly poetry choices. :-)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Komeit: Falling into place

Komeit wake up really early on summer mornings to record their songs. There is a sense of the fragile light-headedness of watching the sky turn deeper shades of blue. Sleepiness prevails and results in songs awash with languid melodies and whispering boy/girl vocals.

This duo are from Berlin. They are a mixture of as many slow core bands you could care to mention, crossed with rhythmic beats, drones and strums. The simplicity of their music is to be admired, to not go for everything and the kitchen sink ethos seems to be a rare quality in these days of electro-clash, bootlegs and nu-metal. Less is more, just seems to be going out of fashion.

“I use words like a puzzle, until finally they fit”. The feelings evoked from listening to this group are contradictory, a sort of sombre warmth, happy sad. The opening song for instance sets the minimal-istic slightly harsh sonic tone, yet it is a quirky little song about the owner pet relationship.

jel --, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Later that afternoon Les took Dobbie for a walk around the park. She sat on a swing and watched the sun set, it was a clear evening, the sky was a mixture of orange and blues. Jet planes from a nearby airforce base, flew over head making shapes with their vapour trails, two jets seemed to be heading on a collision course, but in the end they just crossed past each other making a giant X in the twilight. Dobbie sniffed around and started looking impatient. Les got off the swing and continued on her walk.

jel --, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It is a curious coincidence of literary history that the stars that reigned in the year of the nativity of The Castle of Otranto (1764) saw the birth of Mrs. Ann Radcliffe (Ward), in whose works we perceive the Gothic fiction approaching its meridian. Not much is known about her life, except that she was the wife of an Oxford graduate, and that she wrote her weird and mysterious tales beside a blazing fire in a quiet room to enliven her long, solitary winter evenings. Extraordinary fascinating stories flowed from her pen which, with all their faults, unmistakably bear the stamp of genius. The name of this potent enchantress, who touched the secret springs of fear and extended the domain of romance, was felt as a spell by her admirers, and to this day her blood-curdling terrors freeze many a midnight reader.

Yet she was known only by her works. The Edinburgh Review (May 1823) declares: "She never appeared in public, nor mingled in private society, but kept herself apart, like the sweet bird that sings its solitary notes, shrouded and unseen." She spent a life in the quiet shade of domestic seclusion, unheeded amidst the bustle of the world, confining her activities to domestic duties and homely pleasures. "She was more than repaid by the enjoyments which were fostered in the shade; and perhaps few distinguished authors have passed a life so blameless and so happy." . . . She probably attended Sophia Lee's school at Bath, and perhaps the only reference we get about her person is given by Charles Bucke in an interesting footnote to a curious work, On the Beauties, Harmonies, and Sublimities of Nature, stating that "her countenance indicated melancholy. She had been, doubtless, in her youth, beautiful." We are not yet made aware of any of those amusing foibles which usually chequer the lives of successful authors: "here are no brilliant conversational triumphs; no elaborate correspondence with the celebrated, or the great; no elegant malice; no anecdotes of patrons or rivals; none of the fashion's idle pastime, nor of controversies, nor idle business". . . "At the same time The Italian appeared, probably no author was so generally admired and so eagerly read as this young woman," says Clara Frances McIntyre in Ann Radcliffe in Relation to her Time, but in the high period of her fame she chose to lay by her pen. Probably she was disgusted to see her mode of composition profaned by a host of servile imitators, who, unable to achieve her merits, rendered her defects more obvious.

Norman luvs emily and valancourt, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

CJ, that is the BEST POST EVER.

Dan Perry, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hello!

jel --, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Bohemian Curry

Naan-aa, just killed a man,
Poppadom against his head,
Had lime pickle now he's dead
Naan-aa, dinner had just begun,
But now Im going to crap it all away.
Naan-aa, oo-oo-oo-oooooh,
Didnt mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin yet just see the loo tomorrow,
Curry on, curry on,
Cos nothin really madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone,
Sends shivers up my spine,
Rectum's aching all the time.
Goodbye every bhaji, Ive got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan-aa, oo-oo-oo-oooooh,
This dopiaza's mild,
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all......
(Guitar Solo)
I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh,
Pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely,
Very very spicey,
ME!!
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani (Biryani)
Byriani and a naan.
Vindaloo-oo-oooo
No! No! No! No! No! No! NO!!
I've eaten Balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory,
Then stand well back, cos this loo is quarantined
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolour yawn
I chunder-
NO!
It's coming up again
(There it goes!) I chunder
It's coming up again
(There it goes!) I chunder
It's coming up again (Up again!)
Coming up again (Up again!)
Coming up again-oh-oh-oh!
No! No! No! No! No! No! NO!
I'm on my knees, I'm on my knees, I'm on my knees,
(Oh there he goes)
This vindaloo
Is about to burst my guts
Poor me, poor me, POOR ME!
(Guitar Solo)
So you think you can chunder and its all right?
So you want to scoff curry and beer all night?
Ooohhh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby,
Just get it out,
Just get it right out of here...
(Guitar Solo)
Korma, saag or bhuna,
Balti, naan, bhaji,
Nothin makes a difference
Nothin makes a difference....to me......
(Anyway my wind bloooows.......)

C J, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Umm - thank you Dan! (which one? I've gone a bit mad here all of a sudden!!!)

C J, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread is going to break the internet, and it'll be all your fault Ned.

Ray M, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah! the Curry song! i got that one today!

jel --, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned is Naughty! :) (I thought he meant number of responses, not megabytes!)

jel --, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread is going to break the internet, and it'll be all your fault Ned.

Hurrah! I'll be known for something.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Dan meant thee multi-0rgasmic one. I concur, it fckng ruled

Norman Phay, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The big "O" competition post. I have lost all composure.

Dan Perry, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've got to upload all this to the new server tomorrow, so can you stop it please or I'll delete the whole thing.

Graham, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am moved.

That's all.

the pinefox, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Graham - just delete the thread before you upload tomorrow!

Norman Phay, Friday, 16 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ten years pass...

(This Is)

Felt like being in Kevin Smith's head when he dreams up a movie but before he fucks it up by writing it down and then directing it. Good summer fun.

lols lane (Eazy), Saturday, 15 June 2013 06:56 (twelve years ago)

It does seem a little wasteful to have Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill in a movie.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 15 June 2013 09:48 (twelve years ago)

Thought there was another thread about this movie? Anyway, I thought it was hilarious, definitely the hardest I've laughed at a theater since, I don't even know. Helped that the crowd was great and well into it.

i kant believe it's not buffon (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Saturday, 15 June 2013 18:09 (twelve years ago)

Oops, just found it--didn't show up in a search for the movie's title.

The Evan Goldberg & Seth Rogen directed End of the World stars a bunch of famous people as themselves. I will anticipate it with morbid curiousity, join me.

lols lane (Eazy), Saturday, 15 June 2013 18:18 (twelve years ago)

"Hi god, it's me jonah hill...from moneyball."

Treeship, Saturday, 15 June 2013 19:06 (twelve years ago)


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