chillness index of fauna

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http://www.nwnature.net/birds/images/nw_mallards.jpg

*****

mallards are v v chill

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.seawaysdiveschool.co.uk/resources/Basking+Shark.JPG

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these are chill, i guess, but for all their inoffensiveness they perhaps lack a little charm

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

as a longtime resident of mn, i have seen mallards. i have also posited the question, on seeing mallards "wait how do ducks fuck?" at which point as if to help me out, they did.

might wanna move them down the index is all i am saying

broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:00 (fourteen years ago)

http://pic.wenwen.soso.com/p/20091221/20091221150246-1921196181.jpg

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coelecanths are an example of a very excellent animal that is not really amenable to the chillness paradigm

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

HORSESHOE CRABS

broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

you know who's not chill is those fucking swans

rent, Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

mallards fuck by gang rape, not v chill imo

Looking Man (Abbbottt), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/DIeft.jpg

*****

supremely chill, thanks to their song, their GIS results are really unchill but they did not choose their own taxonomy

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:05 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.thedudemag.com/wp-content/gallery/weird-animals/axolotl.jpg

best coasty-style stoner chill? u give the star rating.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:05 (fourteen years ago)

Top 5 sleepiest animals

http://www.jennifermarohasy.com/blog/archives/koala%20gunnedah%20compressed.JPG

Looking Man (Abbbottt), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:06 (fourteen years ago)

merdes idk what that is but

****

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.geometer.org/Brazil2006/images/Rhea.jpg

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This rhea is mad just knowing you exist. Extremely unchill.

Looking Man (Abbbottt), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.tapir.org/two_tapirs.jpg

**

they're not that interesting

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.islandtimethairestaurant.com/panama_08_303.jpg

*****

well obviously

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

Tapirs are totally fascinating...I am baffled by nahk's assertion.

Looking Man (Abbbottt), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://na.oceana.org/sites/default/files/imagecache/320x_explore_photo/explore/creatures/ocean320comsea_003_rep.jpg

****/

Common sea squirt...uncommonly chill.

Looking Man (Abbbottt), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:11 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=715pE23NIm8

nope (absolutely clean glasses), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:12 (fourteen years ago)

http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/2/25/Sarlacc-BTM-DB.jpg

0 of 5 stars for the sarlaac

Looking Man (Abbbottt), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://kevishere.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/harlow.jpg

baby rhesus monkey – **
terrycloth monkey substitute – **** she looks like she's had a few valium

Looking Man (Abbbottt), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:14 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.polatkaya.net/flamingo3.jpg

"we eat so many shrimp i got iodine poisoning" - flamingos

nope (absolutely clean glasses), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:29 (fourteen years ago)

sorry that was supposed to be:

***

nope (absolutely clean glasses), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:29 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.ehow.com/images/a05/g1/4j/do-pigs-cows-tapeworms_-800X800.jpg

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pigs aren't bad ppl, but they are not ordinarily chill, even though that particular one is maybe ****

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:32 (fourteen years ago)

turtles are nice little chaps

buzza, Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:33 (fourteen years ago)

damn if pigs are ** then I lower my 3 stars for flamingos to 1 star

nope (absolutely clean glasses), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:34 (fourteen years ago)

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b74/righteouskate/leaftailedgekko.jpg

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this kind of unreflective obnoxiousness is a bit mainstream bro for my liking.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

can't image search atm but dugongs are pretty chill
****?

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://advocacy.britannica.com/blog/advocacy/wp-content/uploads/siberian-tiger0016-004.jpg

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the siberian tiger is nonpareil, but it isn't chill so much as ~cold~

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

an ATM is not an animal, VegemiteGrrl.

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:38 (fourteen years ago)

http://i56.tinypic.com/r2rl78.jpg

**½

an enigma: they murder baby porpoises and celebrate afterwards by blowing bubble rings. unchill humans like to ride on their backs, but that's not really their fault.

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:46 (fourteen years ago)

xpost neither is a smartass :)

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:48 (fourteen years ago)

:p

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:54 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.pachicosecotours.com/images/WhaleWatch3-08025.jpg

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gray whales are so chill that barnacles grow on them, but can be petty aggro about breaching sometimes

I DIED, Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:54 (fourteen years ago)

dolphins are not chill

the bigger cetaceans would qualify though

it's not in the Wu-Tang Manual (latebloomer), Saturday, 26 March 2011 03:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://i55.tinypic.com/15pfhiv.jpg

****

along with whale sharks, basking sharks are the lumbering sweethearts of the selachii underground

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 26 March 2011 04:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5HG87.jpg

real chill

who is john nult? (dayo), Saturday, 26 March 2011 04:18 (fourteen years ago)

http://i52.tinypic.com/of0w7o.jpg

0 stars for these quivering ratlike sweaterclad motherfuckers

***½ for dogs in general

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 26 March 2011 04:24 (fourteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sJOJlVzBuB4/SkzO2mcM4MI/AAAAAAAAAHo/2j2Mcgp2mL4/s400/mandrill.jpg

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they're not chill

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 March 2011 05:36 (fourteen years ago)

this is classic chill:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/14/article-1094657-02CC657D000005DC-117_634x409.jpg

Cosmo Vitelli, Saturday, 26 March 2011 07:11 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.onthevergeofdatingwhitegirls.com/images/whitedread_1.jpg

****

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 26 March 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.aerogarden.org.uk/forum/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/aerogarden-tortoise.jpg

Delightfully chill but I'm knocking off half a star cos I'm not sure they have any choice ****1/2

a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.reptileknowledge.com/images/inland-taipan-snake.jpg

And yet other members of the reptile family are chippy little bastards

no stars

a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.ecotours.com/images/dest_md4.jpg

*****

kinda reminds me of venerated classic ilxor 'mark s' for some reason

Romford Spring (DG), Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

http://scienceblogs.com/afarensis/Lcatta_sunning.jpg

**1/2

yeah you would think 'sunbathing lemurs, 5 stars no question' but they are projecting a kind of 'cosmic intelligences unconcerned with your puny struggles of life and death' vibe which is kinda orthogonal to the chill scale imo.

ledge, Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.roflzoo.com/pics/042010/screaming-rabbit.jpg

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chillax, screaming rabbit.

ledge, Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.abdn.ac.uk/~nhi708/classify/animalia/chordata/mammalia/chiroptera/bat.jpg
who is chiller — u decide

bernard snowy, Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:31 (fourteen years ago)

did you search for "least chill animal picture imaginable"?

ledge, Saturday, 26 March 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)

aerial_bombardment.jpg

bernard snowy, Saturday, 26 March 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

I feel like the centipede looks pretty chill tho considering circumstances

bernard snowy, Saturday, 26 March 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

and the bat is just kinda shruggin' his shoulders at the camera like "heh ok, u caught me, pretty embarrassing"

bernard snowy, Saturday, 26 March 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

http://i53.tinypic.com/20pdi04.jpg

This Anomodont dude looks pretty chill, we could hang out and listen to Bo Hansson-

http://i51.tinypic.com/2cz3vqu.jpg

Nevermind.

GLOWER METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 27 March 2011 00:54 (fourteen years ago)

Woah are they trying to sneak into a ring-tailed lemur party or something?

ledge, Friday, 6 May 2011 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

they are trying to be your friends

eid orb (nakhchivan), Friday, 6 May 2011 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

:)

corey, Friday, 6 May 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

Hmm well I dunno if that kind of dissembling is the best way forward but ok I'll give them a chance.

ledge, Friday, 6 May 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

those dudes totally remind of the possums from Bone

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Friday, 6 May 2011 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://foxhavenjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bumblebee-and-lavender.jpg

****

bumblebees have a lot of dignity and they don't want to do any harm to anyone

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

this is the thread i was looking for to post this in, not "fuck yeah baby animals!" but, fuck yeah! it's chill

http://static2.stuff.co.nz/1306201419/588/5047588.jpg

so come right back, we have count dracula and we have adam rich (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

*****

that is an albino kiwi right?

are there any socks left that are not some kind of sub rosa markers (nakhchivan), Saturday, 28 May 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5221/5672860254_e4eeabd5cf.jpg

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they are graceful and well mannered but a bit weird

are there any socks left that are not some kind of sub rosa markers (nakhchivan), Saturday, 28 May 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

apparently kiwi is not albino, it is v rare white variant kiwi.

want to hug puppeh

so come right back, we have count dracula and we have adam rich (Hunt3r), Saturday, 28 May 2011 04:02 (fourteen years ago)

adorable puppies are adorable and wonderful, but rarely chill iirc

xp

bloomps! (there it is) (Pillbox), Saturday, 28 May 2011 04:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://scienceblogs.com/corpuscallosum/images/green_toad.jpg

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idk they are alright i guess, not overly excitable...siemlich chill

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

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corey, Thursday, 9 June 2011 13:45 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.hdpicturesofanimals.com/hd-animals-pictures/turtle-2.jpg

****

nicle little chaps imo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Friday, 10 June 2011 10:45 (fourteen years ago)

l

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Friday, 10 June 2011 10:45 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.livingworldimages.com/IMG_5225.jpg

http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photos/mraz/rock-hyrax-05a26056.jpg

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rock hyrax is one SRSLY unchill motherfucker.

brie on crüt (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 06:03 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/poJQT.jpg

hedgehog: ***

g++ (gbx), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

lol i had just searched this thread to see if hedgehogs were listed

they are ***** imo

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

I saw a couple tapirs at the Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle this weekend, and I can tell you that they definitely deserve a higher chill rating. They were super fluffy and still, with a high cuddle factor.

Moodles, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

Hedgehogs for five stars, seconded.

Confused Turtle (Zora), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

indisputible

http://www.dlisted.com/files/fathedgehogopenpost1.jpg

ogmor, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

fleas tho

SB OK (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 23:16 (fourteen years ago)

lol soapy hh!

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

eight months pass...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FPjtgamAqCg/SXMw0Cnsq5I/AAAAAAAAFQ4/4cZH7ccou0g/s400/nuthatch+3+2009.jpg

nuthatches are p chill

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 16 March 2012 02:03 (thirteen years ago)

oh, lets say

****

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 16 March 2012 02:04 (thirteen years ago)

they are graceful and well mannered but a bit weird

there's this one heron i see every time i go for a run that i swear has gone mad - i run on a path by a river, and for the past 4 weeks every time i've run past its territory it's been standing on the verges pacing back & forth staring up at the houses on the other side as if it's lost something. the ducks who also frequent that stretch sometimes look like they're mocking it. meanwhile the swans just stare at all these lesser creatures (including the humans) with undisguised disdain and disapproval

lex pretend, Friday, 16 March 2012 07:59 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bristol/content/images/2007/05/23/cassowary_350x470.jpg

0

cassowaries are the least chill creatures in existence and all the better for it

lex pretend, Friday, 16 March 2012 08:02 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory/mexicos-water-monster-disappeared-22270445

this is sort of heartbreaking

regret it? nope, said it? yep (Noodle Vague), Friday, 31 January 2014 16:29 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/MmlBFUt.jpg

*****

the spotted porcupinefish looks chill

Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:16 (twelve years ago)

The porcupinefish concentrates a poison, called tetrodotoxin, in certain parts of its body such as the liver, skin, gonads and the viscera. Tetrodotoxin is a powerful neurotoxin. This defensive system constitutes an additional device to dissuade the potential predators.[2]

Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:17 (twelve years ago)

http://www.celsias.co.nz/media/uploads/ORANG_UTAN_BABY_-md34P51716.jpg

Don't know how this thread got so far w/o an orang. Maybe in one of the many broken imgs, maybe they're just too obvious, but *****+ these guys are never not chill

Dan I., Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:43 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwL7xUC6LqQ
and i know somebody posted alpacas above, but the pic is broken, and you have to see them in action. fuck llamas, imo

Dan I., Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:45 (twelve years ago)

Orang utans are pretty much my favorite creatures in the world (aside from manatees and pugs and toddlers) but I wouldn't say they're chill exactly. They're to silly to be chill! Well, hmmmmm. Maybe adult orangs are pretty chill.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:52 (twelve years ago)

Actually lil ones are too I mean

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1382333_673563092661397_853587478_n.jpg

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:55 (twelve years ago)

only time they're not chill is when they're rampaging through Paris with a straight razor

Dan I., Tuesday, 11 February 2014 19:59 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/04/vyacheslavmishchenko-4-934x.jpg

*****

Merdeyeux, Friday, 18 April 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)

omfg so chill

funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 19 April 2014 01:53 (eleven years ago)

yeah that is zenith chill

gbx, Saturday, 19 April 2014 02:55 (eleven years ago)

almost 200 posts and no mention of sloths? this thread has no cred.

Aimless, Saturday, 19 April 2014 03:02 (eleven years ago)

six months pass...

do we have a new gold standard for faunal chillness?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMQvCCBbRK4

Belami Young (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 9 November 2014 21:14 (eleven years ago)

WOW that is pretty damn chill

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 10 November 2014 12:44 (eleven years ago)

six months pass...

can we get a consensus here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1JDBdohRFc

WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 1 June 2015 18:37 (ten years ago)

So, did it piss in the pool?

Aimless, Monday, 1 June 2015 18:46 (ten years ago)

I don't know how chill it is - it keeps circling in a paranoid manner.

Spaceport Leuchars (dowd), Monday, 1 June 2015 20:49 (ten years ago)

good lord, 0/*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I42fEZ23KzY

WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 01:20 (ten years ago)

four weeks pass...

Siberian tiger chill in the face of exhortations to move out of the road, bad techno.

https://youtu.be/8Ca728OmdBM?t=1m35s

who epitomises beta better than (ShariVari), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 21:43 (ten years ago)

five months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/uxi3ijv.jpg

gr8080, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 20:19 (ten years ago)

two years pass...

^a cool 10

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRA1VS-XkAA9IUN.jpg

ogmor, Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:38 (eight years ago)

^a cool....idk actually. adult maybe 4, kid hasn't learnt The Way yet

Cardi Acs (imago), Thursday, 14 December 2017 14:43 (eight years ago)


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