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I cannot type without misspellings and what not beccasue I am secretly a PArrot.

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You are a deeply disturbed individual, Mike. Let's get married.

― Ally, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Are you a parrot?

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think Mike and Ally are the same person.

― Greg, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, they were just meant to be together. Two star-crossed Internet personalities, both with undeniable charisma, searching for each other without even knowing it. *sigh* Lotsa love to those two wacky kids - hope everything works out. Lemme know where the registry is, when you get a chance. And, of course, the kids will look FABULOUS with their walking sticks and their ... well, shit, I have no idea how Mike accessorizes.

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

MARRIED: Dear god think of the children
SAME PERSON: Dear god think of the stats cock

― mark s, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

eyepatches and forceps

― Cryosmurf, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Greg, are you saying Ally's a crazy bird?

― Lesley Higgins, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I accesorise with dignity.

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Speaking of the Stats Cock - I really don't think it's a proper tool to weigh a poster's contribution to ILE simply based on the number of posts. Anyone can dash off one-liners - I'm more impressed by those more considered & thoughtful posters, that take the time to compose a thought and back it with factual evidence, instead of some random Magentic Poetry / Burroughsian cut-up stuff (which is entertaining, in a scatological way, and even charming ... but NOT MY POINT).

Until this bitch takes this discrepancy into account and offers statistics that truly reflect a poster's worth, I'm afraid I'll be posting to this board under protest.

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

SMELL MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Deprive a man of his stats and you rob him of his happiness" - Ibsen

― jel, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Everything Mike says should be on a t-shirt.

― Ally, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

GRAB THESE NIPPLES FOR A SALTY SUPRISE!!!!!!!!

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I almost wish me and Mike were the same person right now.

― Ally, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

EXPERIMENT WITH BUTTER!

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You're grasping a bit now, aren't you?

― Ally, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy."

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Daver Motherfucking Popshots!!

― mark s, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, Josh is right - you can't use "Daver" if you're using "Motherfucker". *sigh*

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i'm surprised that the world's most awkward swearer has finally agreed on that.

― ethan, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

LUCKY BEARS EXPLODE!

― Mike Hanley, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm sorry but that made me laugh. I feel ashamed.

― Ally, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

MY LIVER IS IN MY MOUTH!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, that one was no good.

― Ally, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

FUCK YOU ALLY I AM NOT YOUR SLOGAN MONKEY

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Slogan of the week!

― Kate the Saint, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Shut up "Ally" ! I will decide what is slogan of the week!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*duh-duh-DUUUUHN*

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So you are my slogan monkey, then? ;-)

― Kate the Saint, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

grrrrrrrrrr!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I liked that one though, "slogan monkey" has a good ring.

― Ally, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I love it when you talk dirty to me!

― Kate the Saint, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I love that Mike has taken to growling at people in various threads.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Did this board just entirely reverse itself?

― Ally, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why? It upsets me.

― Ally, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes D its grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

six months pass...

time for Hanle y re-runs

― electric sound of jim, Friday, 1 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

six years pass...

can someone screencap 77 New Answers for me so I can see what I'm missing? I mean it's the least you can do.

― wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 31 May 2008 17:15 (seventeen years ago)

9/11 changed everything.

― jeremy waters, Saturday, 31 May 2008 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

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― deeznuts, Saturday, 31 May 2008 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

ty deez

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