itt: a list of Toryboy tossbag uniforms

1 - navy blue blazer with brass buttons (especially ones with anchors embossed on them)

2 - pink shirt, black viscose trousers, brown shoes

3.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_V5jYS8eezmU/Sh-miBsbzvI/AAAAAAAABGw/k3ydlHuiSaI/s400/nickClegg4.jpg

A Spring jumper with a subtle shoulder knit detail and a flash of colour at the neck.

4 - Gingham shirt and lots of hair gel

sorry, that was 5

6. http://ivehadenoughof.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/wills1.jpg

7. jumbo cords

8 - double breasted suit (think Alan B'stard)

^^^Oh, lordy, the real reason behind the double-breasted revive for A/W 11. *dies*

9. Roll-neck jumper, sleeves hiked up to elbows and chinos.

10. Polo shirt, red jeans, deck shoes

xxp I saw four of these braying 20-something fuckheads in the supermarket yesterday talking 'business' ("have you met..." "...oh yes we've worked together..." ra ra ra ra ra)- just wanted to run up to them and shout "GET A FUCKING JOB WHERE YOU ACTUALLY DO SOME WORK INSTEAD OF SITTING IN A CORNER OFFICE SURFING FOR PORN ALL DAY YOU CHINLESS COCKRAGS!!!"

Yes, but what were they wearing?

made to measure double breasted suits, pink shirts, pocket handkerchief in breast pocket, gelled spiky hair

11. o it must be saturday

http://www.uksoccershop.com/images/england_rugby_0405.jpg

12: http://www.boden.co.uk/en-GB/Mens-Clothing.html

Suzy, re 6) funny thing about Wills -- it is the name of one of the halls at Bristol Uni where I was a student, which is notorious for its residents being *just* this kind of person and what is more it has faux Oxbridge architecture, a croquet lawn etc. It is the only Bristol Uni hall to have formal dinner where the wearing of gowns is required.

First time I saw someone wearing a Wills hoodie around Oxford, before the Wills shop opened at Carfax, I assumed it was a Bristol student home for the holidays.

13
http://www.bensonandclegg.com/catalog/images/Bullingdon%20club.jpg

14 - The full dress Bullingdon clown/wanker costume deserves it's own entry
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AWie8d6I_pI/TMFbAGgIu0I/AAAAAAAAAnI/wcw5Jz7qCqM/s1600/george-osborne-bullingdon.gif
^^^ modelled by George "I only have one facial expression' Osbourne

re 13/Garrick Club tie - an actor who is a member of this club was offered a knighthood under Thatcher and sent her the following two words by way of reply: foxtrot, oscar. Sexist yes, Tories not as such...

15. Ladies and gentlemen, JOHNNIE BODEN

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/boden-415x294.jpg

^Fuck him and the dog he rode in on.

Suzy, 13's not the Garrick, it's the Bullingdon Club tie.

but yeah fuck a Boden. feel like there are more of that type flopping around at the top of companies now. Are they just less ashamed of themselves?

"GET A FUCKING JOB WHERE YOU ACTUALLY DO SOME WORK INSTEAD OF SITTING IN A CORNER OFFICE SURFING FOR PORN ALL DAY YOU CHINLESS COCKRAGS!!!"

could easily apply to ilx too tbf

Osbourne has such a fascinating, memorable face - there's nothing freakish or unusual about it but somehow it is unlike all other human faces - Steve Buscemi is the only guy I can think of who even comes close.

http://www.johnnorris.co.uk/shop/br_barbour/9161-barbour-sitting-pheasant-tie.html

The couple on the home page win this for me: http://www.cordings.co.uk/

Hahahahahahahaha. "Legendary musician Eric Clapton discusses his love of Cordings."

In fact, he liked Cordings so much that he bought it, in order to preserve what he calls an important part of the ‘heritage of England.’

Oh dear - I sometimes dress a little bit like a scruffy version of the bloke on the front of the cordings page... I like to think I express less of an aire of entitlement though.

"Cordings is unparalleled when it comes to producing the pure, original look."

Photoshoppers: please sub CAT ANUS for George Osborne's mouth.

For some reason the cream colour in #13 came out in a lovely Garricky shade of salmon.