A friend sent me this list:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/60-completely-unusable-stock-photos
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14904-1301433697-7.jpghttp://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14894-1301433714-5.jpghttp://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14905-1301433948-7.jpg
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Friday, 1 April 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)
What the the hell is happening in the third one?? o_O Unbelievably bizarre...
― Davek (davek_00), Friday, 1 April 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14909-1301433853-12.jpg
heh heh heh
― frogbs, Friday, 1 April 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah only the third one is baffling?
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:00 (fourteen years ago)
#60 is a winner too.
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:01 (fourteen years ago)
whoa doggy
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14911-1301433876-3.jpg
there are so many bizarre things in this photo and I cannot see anyone wanting a stock photo of even ONE of them
― frogbs, Friday, 1 April 2011 16:01 (fourteen years ago)
Search terms: "Dog with pastry on head"
Result: http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/31/10/enhanced-buzz-5518-1301582307-1.jpg
― frogbs, Friday, 1 April 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)
You've got to have at least one out there in case anyone needs it.
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)
Looks like Napoleon Dynamite in the back of the lady getting punched one.
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:04 (fourteen years ago)
posted wednesday in this thread -
Stock business images
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)
Oh, didn't find it.
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)
More...
http://aschainfo.wordpress.com/2013/05/27/the-most-crazy-or-stupid-shutterstock-images/
― Evan, Thursday, 30 May 2013 18:59 (twelve years ago)
All I did was search for "white collar crime"...
[imghttp://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/67766/67766,1319523083,8/stock-photo-businessman-handcuffed-for-his-crimes-87376472.jpg[/img]
― pplains, Friday, 21 June 2013 15:15 (eleven years ago)
http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/67766/67766,1319523083,8/stock-photo-businessman-handcuffed-for-his-crimes-87376472.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJX5s0BPIG0
― pplains, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/ORU84WM.jpg
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago)
I needed a generic pic of a stairway, went to ScandinavianStockPhoto.com and typed "stairs", this was one of the results:
http://www.scanstockphoto.com/comps/comp3/comp326431.jpg
Uh, yeah, I guess there are stairs in that pic too...
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)
Sorry, here's the pic:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/comp326431_zpsa4c60470.jpg
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 21:02 (eleven years ago)
http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/http://24.media.tumblr.com/a9343cc6e5b4538d05ec3b1cf6b1ffd3/tumblr_mzb096AwfU1sm2o07o1_1280.pnghttp://31.media.tumblr.com/f57ecc6e52f42b95503de64fd7155f3c/tumblr_mz7hw4imwK1sm2o07o1_1280.pnghttp://31.media.tumblr.com/4b0588a899a5bcb039f89600711a21be/tumblr_mz5oc7rDfi1sm2o07o1_1280.pnghttp://31.media.tumblr.com/2684b63841e266ebbc41da5e0821d638/tumblr_mzgckmk3VT1sm2o07o1_1280.pnghttp://24.media.tumblr.com/a4fc18f6e9537850dda06cc0c5c9f352/tumblr_mztpntnQV51sm2o07o1_1280.pnghttp://25.media.tumblr.com/a2112e0c925599637d018fe44bb4a54e/tumblr_mymhoi3G0s1sm2o07o1_1280.jpghttp://31.media.tumblr.com/612ec5852bb24c65cb885046aeb72418/tumblr_mzpdijFAFJ1sm2o07o1_1280.jpghttp://24.media.tumblr.com/defb7c53e0ff510fa4145d51ebf5e6a8/tumblr_n06gwu6Ssu1sm2o07o1_1280.pnghttp://25.media.tumblr.com/e2c27d99429e9329fb33dabbd0fad7e0/tumblr_mz28868vlp1sm2o07o1_1280.pnghttp://25.media.tumblr.com/575cdbb3e0b26e708adbc14e047f58cb/tumblr_mys5bcwrBX1sm2o07o1_r1_1280.jpg
― tsrobodo, Monday, 10 March 2014 01:04 (eleven years ago)
is the guy dressed as a doctor the same guy as the guy in the last picture?
― I'm vaguely certain Warrington is the reason I'm a manic depressant (soref), Monday, 10 March 2014 01:23 (eleven years ago)
Think so, dude looks very Romney.
― tsrobodo, Monday, 10 March 2014 01:30 (eleven years ago)
when a masked prowler is lurking outside ur house
http://i.imgur.com/ZELvk11.jpg
but then it turns out he just wants to watch youtube videos with u
http://i.imgur.com/wTVCWcu.jpg
blameaspartame:.tumblr.com
― pplains, Sunday, 3 May 2015 03:21 (ten years ago)
All I was trying to do was find something for a story about online gambling.
http://i.imgur.com/sU6AIT0.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 25 September 2015 19:56 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/FY4KZyZ.gif
― pplains, Saturday, 2 July 2016 18:35 (eight years ago)
http://68.media.tumblr.com/7888cabb86e44cb083fe74d8068da9aa/tumblr_og3fwsE9zC1qewacoo1_540.jpg
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 19:23 (eight years ago)
http://gizmodo.com/an-amazon-bot-is-making-the-greatest-smartphone-cases-1796757891
An Amazon bot is creating iPhone cases from stock photos.
"Beautician hands doing depilation in woman armpit with wax strip cell phone cover case iPhone6"
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--PaIn8iDU--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/kktbl1cczjmn5egpb32n.jpg
"Styrofoam, polystyrene thermal insulation of house wall install cell phone cover case iPhone5"
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--PPULeplj--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/kz9rjfbrqvlzokwa8slk.jpg
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Monday, 10 July 2017 19:25 (seven years ago)
Last one is great!
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 10 July 2017 19:37 (seven years ago)
I don't even have to post the photos:
Three year old biracial disabled boy in medical stroller, happy cell phone cover case Samsung S5
Ingrown toenail with dressing cell phone cover case Samsung S5
Blond girl with cochlear implant cell phone cover case iPhone6
Though this one is awesome:
http://i.imgur.com/GEHy4fR.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 10 July 2017 20:29 (seven years ago)
dark stock photos account on twitter is fucking hilarious
― flopson, Monday, 10 July 2017 20:40 (seven years ago)
https://blog.labtag.com/hs-fs/hubfs/Swiss%20Cheese%20Model.png?width=2500&name=Swiss%20Cheese%20Model.png
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Saturday, 19 October 2019 04:30 (five years ago)
telekines(wis)ssorry. i’ll go.
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 19 October 2019 05:42 (five years ago)