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Gee, I think all I got is acetylsalicylic acid, generic. See, I can get six hundred tablets of that for the same price as three hundred of a name brand. That makes good financial sense, good advice...
Hey, this is real smoked salmon from Nova Scotia, Canada, $24.95 a pound! It only cost me $14.12 after tax, though.
I'm givin' this whole thing as a promotional expense, that's why I invited clients instead of friends. You havin' a good time, Mark?
How you doing? Why don't you have some of the brie, it's at room temperature!
You think it's too warm in here for the brie?
Aw, don't leave yet. Well, listen, maybe if we start dancing other people will join in!
Oh, don't move, I just gotta get the door.
Ted! Annette! I'm glad you could come, how you doin', give me your coats. Everybody, this is Ted and Annette Fleming! Ted has a small carpet cleaning business in receivership; Annette's drawing a salary from a deferred bonus from two years ago! They got fifteen thousand left on the house at eight percent.
So they're okay! So, does anybody wanna play Parcheesi?
Okay, who brought the dog?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Ted! Annette! I'm glad you could come, how you doin', give me your coats. Everybody, this is Ted and Annette Fleming! T 6
I'm givin' this whole thing as a promotional expense, that's why I invited clients instead of friends. You havin' a goo 6
Okay, who brought the dog? 3
Aw, don't leave yet. Well, listen, maybe if we start dancing other people will join in! 3
So they're okay! So, does anybody wanna play Parcheesi? 2
How you doing? Why don't you have some of the brie, it's at room temperature! 1
You think it's too warm in here for the brie? 0
Oh, don't move, I just gotta get the door. 0
Hey, this is real smoked salmon from Nova Scotia, Canada, $24.95 a pound! It only cost me $14.12 after tax, though. 0
Gee, I think all I got is acetylsalicylic acid, generic. See, I can get six hundred tablets of that for the same price 0


omar little, Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

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omar little, Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:37 (fourteen years ago)

Ted! Annette! I'm glad you could come, how you doin', give me your coats. Everybody, this is Ted and Annette Fleming! Ted has a small carpet cleaning business in receivership; Annette's drawing a salary from a deferred bonus from two years ago! They got fifteen thousand left on the house at eight percent.

Love this.

Anti-mist K-Lo (Phil D.), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

key master

David Allah Coal (sexyDancer), Thursday, 7 April 2011 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

had no idea what this was from til i googled

your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 April 2011 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

I'm givin' this whole thing as a promotional expense, that's why I invited clients instead of friends.

Brad C., Thursday, 7 April 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

I NEED a gif of Moranis and Mrs. Kasem dancing

Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 8 April 2011 04:01 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

I am awesome and got it after the second line about aspirin.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

Ted has a small carpet cleaning business in receivership; Annette's drawing a salary from a deferred bonus from two years ago! They got fifteen thousand left on the house at eight percent.
So they're okay!

<3 this

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 23:37 (fourteen years ago)


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