cheez-its vs. cheetos

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who is the king of cheese snacks?

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OptionVotes
cheez-its 30
cheetos 21


iatee, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

you can incorporate the different varieties into your decision making process if you'd like, but you don't have to

iatee, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

cheetos are so damn tasty but the dust that gets left on your hand really sucks plus I know they are unhealthy as hell

cheez-its at least, you know, don't

frogbs, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

you know, this is a really weird thread

frogbs, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

http://cheetos.brohat.org/img/cheeto.gif

what can I say

iatee, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, these are not comparable imo. Each fulfills a totally different snacking need.

ENBB, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

king of cheese snacks: cheese, obv

Aimless, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

cheese is too cheese-like to be the king of cheese snacks

iatee, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

White Cheddar Cheez-Its for the win

A Really Mature Round for the Position He's In (Eazy), Monday, 11 April 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

^

Trip Maker, Monday, 11 April 2011 18:46 (fourteen years ago)

I cannot choose between the two, but in the spicy category
http://countrystore.tabasco.com/images/04014-original.jpg
beats Flamin' Hot Cheetos

We're just so lost as a buzzosphere (rip van wanko), Monday, 11 April 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

should be cheez its vs goldfish; cheetos vs cheese puffs

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

cheetos own cheese puffs pretty hard

iatee, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 01:12 (fourteen years ago)

and goldfish are a tier 2 snack

iatee, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 01:13 (fourteen years ago)

This thread makes me think of how much I hate it when people spell cheesy "cheezy".

last name ever, first name gjetost (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

and goldfish are a tier 2 snack

― iatee, Monday, April 11, 2011 9:13 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol gtfo

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 01:15 (fourteen years ago)

goldfish start out pretty good but after a few minutes your mouth gets all dry and their appeal goes down pretty quickly...sorta fig newton-esque

iatee, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

agreed, eating goldfish devolves too quickly into just eating more for the salt... not cheesy enough

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Tuesday, 12 April 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

cheez-its, btw, easily

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Tuesday, 12 April 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_j3A4ke-qDl8/TTZL2xfm1JI/AAAAAAAACaU/hDXNJT5DD1w/s1600/better-cheddars.jpg

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

^so obv better

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

lol gtfo

We're just so lost as a buzzosphere (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)

Cheez-its

last updated 2 minutes ago by 1 minute ago (van smack), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

Cheez-it's have an aftertaste that I find unpleasant. Too bitter. Cheetos...straight YUM. cheezits go straight to level 2 with goldfish IMO

VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 01:37 (fourteen years ago)

Although anyone who finds cheese too cheese-like is a disgusting savage, I will offer up as a gesture of goodwill the following musical tribute to cheetos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ-heqpjPh4&feature=player_embedded

Aimless, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 03:26 (fourteen years ago)

never could get into cheez-its. if i'm in a social situation where they're the only option, and they're presented in a "look what i have...cheez-its, fuck yeah!" kind of situation, i'll endure it (heroically, stoically). i'd much rather have some cheetos, but the only thought i have when i'm eating cheetos is "i'd rather be banking", and also "i'd rather be eating doritos right now"

Z S, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

cheez-its are for people who are too uptight to enjoy Cheetos. There. I said It

VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

TRUTHBOMB

you too good for cheetos!?

Z S, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

that said, having said that, with that said, doritos

Z S, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

wait why banking

iatee, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 03:39 (fourteen years ago)

dude likes banking, deal with it

We're just so lost as a buzzosphere (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 03:40 (fourteen years ago)

even if i'm on a beach, enjoying a cold beer and a good book with a soft breeze, the first thing that comes to mind is "i'd rather be banking"

Z S, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 03:44 (fourteen years ago)

never said i'm too good for cheetos, i'm a fan of the whole triumvirate (cheetos-doritos-cheez-its). but the real dark horse here is smartfood

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Tuesday, 12 April 2011 03:45 (fourteen years ago)

crunchy wise cheez doodles
http://nbaprimetime.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/wise-original-cheese-doodles.jpg

The Dunkster (absolutely clean glasses), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 03:45 (fourteen years ago)

http://wondermark.com/c/2010-03-05-601chopsticks.gif

blah blah blah my entire life happened to me once (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 03:47 (fourteen years ago)

is z s an ibanker

iatee, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 03:47 (fourteen years ago)

maybe i just belong to a really, really good bank

Z S, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

like one of the best

Z S, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

http://images1.cpcache.com/product/265673871v5_480x480_Front_Color-White.jpg

Aimless, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

it's a sad comment on my life that one of the top google results for "i'd rather be banking" is me, making an "i'd rather be banking" joke two years ago on ILX.

Z S, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 03:50 (fourteen years ago)

anyway, cheetoooooooooooooooooooooooos!

http://thewvsr.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/cheeto2.jpg
^disgusting pictures of cheetos

Z S, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 03:51 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2063/2261687792_625d21a448.jpg

i would be so pissed if my room was stained with fake cheese

Z S, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 03:53 (fourteen years ago)

i can't respect any snack that comes in a box

don't care for cheese snacks, i'm really just posting in this thread to annoy ppl

if i did like cheese snacks, then i would go for pirate booty

good-bye

dell (del), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 03:59 (fourteen years ago)

how is this even a match up? cheez its are 50000000000000x better than cheetos

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 April 2011 04:05 (fourteen years ago)

cheez its vs goldfish would be something but this is just

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 April 2011 04:05 (fourteen years ago)

cheetos are even worse than doritos

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 April 2011 04:06 (fourteen years ago)

the king of all cheese snacks, sadly discontinued:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1099/4605263027_700a63592a.jpg

ryan, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 04:07 (fourteen years ago)

i fuck w/ those cheesey puffs that used to come unlabeled in a clear plastic bag cuz they were truly light as air -- actual cheetos are way too dense

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 April 2011 04:08 (fourteen years ago)

Jordan u are dead to me

VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 04:09 (fourteen years ago)

cheetos are just really not good at all

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 April 2011 04:10 (fourteen years ago)

^^^^

VegemiteGrrl, Friday, 15 April 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

DOWN WITH THIS POLL

i blame iatee

VegemiteGrrl, Friday, 15 April 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

This poll is bullshit. Who eats cheez-its on purpose?

Who eats them accidentally?

Periblepsis occasioned by homoeoteleuton (Michael White), Friday, 15 April 2011 14:20 (fourteen years ago)

I am friends with Cheez-Its on facecase and that Colby poll result is the ultimate wtf. Colby, like provolone, is the ultimate in "feels strangely like cheese but TASTES LIKE NOTHING IN MY MOUTH."

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Friday, 15 April 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

It's not strong enough!

ENBB, Friday, 15 April 2011 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

Still waiting for mimolette or manchego Cheez-its

Periblepsis occasioned by homoeoteleuton (Michael White), Friday, 15 April 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

Ok, I can somewhat understand colby, but provolone is one of the more flavorful deli cheeses to me.

kkvgz, Friday, 15 April 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

You know what else might be good? Pecorino Cheez-its; already salty.

Periblepsis occasioned by homoeoteleuton (Michael White), Friday, 15 April 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

Eww. xp

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Friday, 15 April 2011 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

Colby is insipid but at least real provolone has a little bite to it.

Periblepsis occasioned by homoeoteleuton (Michael White), Friday, 15 April 2011 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

Eww. xp

More for me!

Periblepsis occasioned by homoeoteleuton (Michael White), Friday, 15 April 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

No, I mean "Ew" to provolone. I will FIGHT U for the Manchego Cheez-Its, do you hear me?

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Friday, 15 April 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

Why? I'll share.

Periblepsis occasioned by homoeoteleuton (Michael White), Friday, 15 April 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

You guys cheese crackers are really easy to make -- you can have your manchego cheezits and eat all of them if you want
These are parmesan (cheese, salt, butter, flour, cream - blend, roll, cut, bake) and I made some topped with cayenne too and they were o_0 delicious
haven't made them in a while -- maybe it's time! toooootally unhealthy but worth it for special occasions

]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3484/3770411927_7cabc1a5dd.jpg

housedress? maxidress! (La Lechera), Friday, 15 April 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

My hero^^^

Periblepsis occasioned by homoeoteleuton (Michael White), Friday, 15 April 2011 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

Cheetos the cops!

andrew m., Friday, 15 April 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

More like Cheetos the Copts, no? Cheetos totally sounds like it could be Coptic. /inane

Periblepsis occasioned by homoeoteleuton (Michael White), Friday, 15 April 2011 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

three years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/9w5eMeg.gif

BONUS ROUND

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, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:22 (eleven years ago)

i have a treadmill and could try this

markers, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:31 (eleven years ago)

i wish he wasn't shirtless

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:32 (eleven years ago)

BTW to answer the original poll question, Cheez-its are a bullshit snack and Cheetos offer a portal into the mind of God

, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:03 (eleven years ago)

needs a row of lime slices

brimstead, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:27 (eleven years ago)

pretty sure that cheetos are actually healthier than cheez-its too.

how's life, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 09:14 (eleven years ago)

one year passes...

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i sincerely hope president trump deports whatever depraved savage came up with this atrocity

k3vin k., Saturday, 2 April 2016 21:05 (nine years ago)

"cheez-its...but burnt"

k3vin k., Saturday, 2 April 2016 21:05 (nine years ago)

gtfo

k3vin k., Saturday, 2 April 2016 21:05 (nine years ago)

five years pass...

" "i'd rather be banking""

| (Latham Green), Friday, 18 February 2022 18:56 (three years ago)

don't think i ever liked cheetos even when i was a kid and all junk food was exciting whereas i still eat cheez-its

ciderpress, Friday, 18 February 2022 19:01 (three years ago)

While we're on the subject.

In the 1930s when the Hayes Office was at its peak, lowlife characters in Hollywood movies who were surprised during the commission of some petty crime were often heard to say, "Cheese it! The cops!" before scrambling off at top speed. This was because they were banned from saying "Jesus! The cops!"

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 18 February 2022 19:09 (three years ago)

write-in vote for Utz Cheese Balls

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 February 2022 20:04 (three years ago)

Planters' Cheez Balls are my absolute fave

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Friday, 18 February 2022 20:23 (three years ago)

those are good too

australian cheetos are cheese balls & in hs they had ones that were cheese & bacon flavored, the BEST

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 February 2022 21:08 (three years ago)

haven’t seen planters cheese balls in a store for many years but they are indeed the best

brimstead, Friday, 18 February 2022 22:31 (three years ago)

I find that some boxes of Cheez-Its Extra Toasty are not toasty enough.

Apart from that, and Utz Extra Dark Pretzels, I'm disappointed that well-done snack variants hasn't become a thing. I could stand to eat some burnt saltines with butter.

Hideous Lump, Friday, 18 February 2022 23:27 (three years ago)

Also, it's Parmesan Goldfish for me!

Why doesn't Doritos ever bring back the Taco Doritos like they used to?

Hideous Lump, Friday, 18 February 2022 23:32 (three years ago)

They did bring back taco Doritos! Also Parmesan goldfish are my general go-to non-orange cheese cracker, they’re the best.
Why isn’t there an extra salty cheez-it?? Toasty great but gimme xtra salt pls

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Saturday, 19 February 2022 04:43 (three years ago)

I think the last time I saw Planters cheez balls it was at Target? Can’t remember. They’re so good i can taste them in absentía.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Saturday, 19 February 2022 04:44 (three years ago)

I've seen them around at some hardware stores in MN

Utz Chees Balls are a good substitute

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 19 February 2022 04:48 (three years ago)

grocery outlet had planters chees balls for a little while, can confirm they were v good

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 19 February 2022 05:25 (three years ago)

spicy cheese-its vs flaming hot cheetos would be a tough one for me but straight up it's cheese-its by a mile.

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Saturday, 19 February 2022 05:43 (three years ago)

i used to hate cheez-its when i first moved here. like, the super tangy taste grossed me out. i like cheez-its more now that i have lived in the us for a long time & also maybe i am old & my tastebuds are dying? idk

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 19 February 2022 06:03 (three years ago)

I've never had the courage to try any of the Flavor Blasted Goldfish for fear that they will ruin regular Goldfish for me. I'm imagining an overdose of artificial flavors and chemical aftertaste.

I actually like the White Cheddar Cheez-Its, but too much of the powdered flavor at once starts to taste like chewing a vitamin C tablet.

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 19 February 2022 07:22 (three years ago)

recommend buying two or more bags of different flavored goldfish and mix them up.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 19 February 2022 07:57 (three years ago)

WHat is dorotos? is it chee? is it plants? I do nto understand the essence of dotoro

| (Latham Green), Saturday, 19 February 2022 23:30 (three years ago)

i mostly like the bags of cheez-its at 7-11 that have a mix of regular and parmesan ones. haven't bought a full box in years

ciderpress, Sunday, 20 February 2022 00:52 (three years ago)

+1 vote for cheetos from this dude

pic.twitter.com/JCZlOYrzyC

— Bodega Cats (@Bodegacats_) February 23, 2022

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 18:30 (three years ago)

Once you have Flavor Blasted, you never go back.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 18:34 (three years ago)

How can that cat sleep through all the crinkling?

Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 23 February 2022 18:36 (three years ago)

its a very specific kind of asmr

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 19:17 (three years ago)

six months pass...

Why doesn't Doritos ever bring back the Taco Doritos like they used to?

― Hideous Lump, Friday, February 18, 2022 6:32 PM (six months ago) bookmarkflaglink

Just found a bag in some gas station convenience store! Should have bought all they had.

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 17 September 2022 22:16 (two years ago)


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