1) this car doesn't exist and attempting to buy it will result in your horribly messy demise at the hands of a serial killer
2) this car does exist and attempting to buy it will result in your horribly messy demise at the hands of a serial killer who will then use the car's boot to transport your body to a forest for burying in a shallow grave
3) this car does exist, purely as a coded metaphor for some kind of bizarre sexual activity that happens behind the net curtains in suburbia (see also 'meeting people at McDonalds')
5) this car does exist, but doesn't belong to the bored office worker who placed this ad
6) Mark G placed this ad for the express purpose of starting this thread on a boring Thursday lunchtime
― did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Thursday, 14 April 2011 11:24 (fourteen years ago)