What's the deal with incompetent mosquitos?

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I've noticed that some mosquitos seem to get to business, focusing on my veins (which are actually pretty prominent in my hands and feet). Others appear to repeatedly bite the wrong spots where they get hardly any blood at all.

Some mosquitos seem to just bite once and go away. I imagine them as gentlemen mosquitos. "I will only bite once, whether or not I am able to draw out any blood."

― DeRayMi, Saturday, 10 August 2002 00:19 (twenty-four years ago)

I think the more urgent and key question here is -- you just sit around and watch mosquitoes bite you and fail? I thought my library job was boring!

Maybe they're a recon squad on your body.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 10 August 2002 00:25 (twenty-four years ago)

there was a super nerdy mosquito in my apt a few nights ago. it only would appear in my ear just as i was geeting to sleep. "Neeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!" bastard!!

― ron (ron), Saturday, 10 August 2002 05:32 (twenty-four years ago)

Citronella. You all need citronella. Keeps the mozzies away.

― C J, Sunday, 11 August 2002 14:36 (twenty-four years ago)

you're gonna get west nile virus or dengue fever.
i've been in denver three years and have yet to see a mosquito here.

― keith, Sunday, 11 August 2002 22:06 (twenty-four years ago)

Mosquitoes aren't as bad as midges

http://www.musicaesom.pt/imagens/ultmedicoes/midge_ure.jpg

― DG (D_To_The_G), Monday, 12 August 2002 15:03 (twenty-four years ago)

But what do midges live on when they can't get hobbit? Do midges compete with Sarah and Katie for hobbit consumption?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 August 2002 16:17 (twenty-four years ago)

Ned Raggett you are a very cheeky man!

― katie (katie), Tuesday, 13 August 2002 12:57 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, yes. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 August 2002 15:04 (twenty-four years ago)

In Italy they're having big problems with (Le) Tigre Mosquitos. I'm not quite sure what's so bad about them, other than that they bite in the day and the puncture swells up to twice the size of normal mozzies. They're certainly good at what they do, though. I visited my granmother for an hour, and found seven spreading bites on my legs and arms. Ick.

Apparently global warming will bring malaria to Britain! Whoot!

Oh, and can someone explain to me how it's not possible for HIV and similar to be transmitted by mozzie bite?

― Mark C, Tuesday, 20 August 2002 14:59 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...

i noticed when i took my bra off tonight that a mosquito had flown in and made itself comfortable in my cleavage! what a perv!

― metal detective (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 06:43 (twenty-one years ago)

all bloodsucking mosquitoes are female. she was trying to lez out with your breasteses!

― latebloomer: We kissy kiss in the rear view (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 07:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't think she ever bit me!

― metal detective (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 07:53 (twenty-one years ago)

The one that bit me last night was a vampire as it has biten me in the neck!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 07:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey I just thought this... If a mosquito bites you when you're stoned, maybe it gets stoned too! Like, whoa!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 08:36 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

i've been in denver three years and have yet to see a mosquito here.
― keith, Monday, August 12, 2002 6:06 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

brb moving to denver

― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Monday, 10 May 2010 10:26 (sixteen years ago)

things to do in denver when you're dyao

― coalition to me (acoleuthic), Monday, 10 May 2010 10:35 (sixteen years ago)

dyao of the tiger

― Black IP's (darraghmac), Monday, 10 May 2010 10:45 (sixteen years ago)

(eh, because of the rocky mts)

― Black IP's (darraghmac), Monday, 10 May 2010 10:46 (sixteen years ago)

*groan*

― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Monday, 10 May 2010 10:47 (sixteen years ago)

i am, sadly, here all week.

― Black IP's (darraghmac), Monday, 10 May 2010 10:48 (sixteen years ago)

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