WHICH IS WORSE =Coffee vs. Sunflower Seeds WHICH IS WORSE

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Upon exiting your car, you find that a previous occupant of the parking space has disposed of:

Poll Results

Option	Votes
A cup of coffee	3
A pile of sunflower seed hulls	3

― kkvgz, Monday, 18 April 2011 22:10 (fifteen years ago)

um, no "=" intended in title

― kkvgz, Monday, 18 April 2011 22:11 (fifteen years ago)

at least sunflower seeds are biodegradable.

― one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, 18 April 2011 22:11 (fifteen years ago)

... so is coffee...?

― fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Monday, 18 April 2011 22:12 (fifteen years ago)

xp: But they are covered in someone's saliva.

― kkvgz, Monday, 18 April 2011 22:12 (fifteen years ago)

i don't know which is worse, my capacity for imaginary indignation seems to have diminished.

― estela, Monday, 18 April 2011 22:16 (fifteen years ago)

both of these are better than 143 curled up cigarette butts. And ice cream.

― i have a tbh (rip van wanko), Monday, 18 April 2011 22:18 (fifteen years ago)

If the cup is still there, the coffee cup. If not, the shells.

― Periblepsis occasioned by homoeoteleuton (Michael White), Monday, 18 April 2011 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

if you are wearing flat-soled formal shoes & you step out onto those sunflower seed husks, the particles might stick to the soles, causing you to overextend while pivoting on a smooth surface & leading to a sprain, fracture or horrible catastrophe.

then again, if the weather is cold & the coffee freezes, you might slip and stumble into traffic. and die.

― mari$$a marchant (Pillbox), Monday, 18 April 2011 22:22 (fifteen years ago)

whoooaaa-oh-oh-oaaa!

― kkvgz, Monday, 18 April 2011 22:25 (fifteen years ago)

Better to take public transportation, I guess.

― Periblepsis occasioned by homoeoteleuton (Michael White), Monday, 18 April 2011 22:26 (fifteen years ago)

I have found a public transportation seat full of sunflower hulls before.

― kkvgz, Monday, 18 April 2011 22:27 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, but death or horrible catastrophe was probably less likely.

― Periblepsis occasioned by homoeoteleuton (Michael White), Monday, 18 April 2011 22:30 (fifteen years ago)

ftr, I enjoy both drinking coffee & eating sunflower seeds (moderately salted & sans-hull/husk)

― mari$$a marchant (Pillbox), Monday, 18 April 2011 22:33 (fifteen years ago)

I can't imagine myself into this conundrum even if I pretend I'm in Seattle. I'm happy if there's no broken glass, dog poo or chewing-gum-on-a-hot-day.

― Confused Turtle (Zora), Monday, 18 April 2011 22:35 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

i totes thought this was gonna be about things that make you poop.

― they call him (remy bean), Thursday, 21 April 2011 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

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