who wants to form a hardcore band with me?

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come on, it'll be like, you know, cool.

― Jess Harvell (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 18 August 2002 02:03 (twenty-three years ago)

and stuff

― Jess Harvell (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 18 August 2002 02:03 (twenty-three years ago)

like, out of what?

― Kim, Sunday, 18 August 2002 03:06 (twenty-three years ago)

well, i've got some trashcans, so i was thinking of playing those.

― Jess Harvell (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 18 August 2002 03:07 (twenty-three years ago)

AND 303s!!!

― Chupa-Cabras (vicc13), Sunday, 18 August 2002 03:26 (twenty-three years ago)

well only if all we have to play is 'mary had a little lamb'. I'm getting much better at it

― Josh (Josh), Sunday, 18 August 2002 07:12 (twenty-three years ago)

My band recorded a cover of "ba ba black sheep" in a death metal style.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 18 August 2002 07:58 (twenty-three years ago)

dude, you can make anything sound creepy if you say it in a "metal voice"! like you could say "i went to the store today to buy some milk" or something and in a metal voice it suddenly sounds horrible and scary. sometimes i use my "scary german voice" but it's just not as good - i usually just end up cracking up

(ps jess i will join yr band on lead triangle but only if you let me call one of the songs "i vomited on a cross once just to watch him die")

― geeta, Sunday, 18 August 2002 08:44 (twenty-three years ago)

lead triangle = triangle made of lead!! (when you hit it, it goes "duh!" very quietly)

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 18 August 2002 08:59 (twenty-three years ago)

this is reminding my of that austin stories episode where they get the band going. who's gonna play the spoons?

― ron (ron), Sunday, 18 August 2002 09:19 (twenty-three years ago)

also it stops being the shape of a triangle

i will play scraping fingernails down a chalkboard

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 18 August 2002 09:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Can I be yr hardcore Bez (I don't dance I just take drugs)? Or yr hardcore Eno (I've always wanted to be the person who walks into the studio and just sez more flange or whatever...)?

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Sunday, 18 August 2002 10:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I've got a guitar! And an amp! And I don't know how to play either of them!

Man, you know, back when I was a kid, I didn't have no WARP TOUR to dream about like you kids did.

― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 18 August 2002 11:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I wanna play the shoebox drum with paintbrush drum sticks!

I'm gonna seek permission to allow ba ba to be added to ILX comp.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 18 August 2002 11:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I cannot fucking believe that Ron made an Austin Stories reference and I knew what he was talking about. I think this clearly connects to being in the Julianna Hatfield-friendly demographic.

― nabisco (nabisco), Sunday, 18 August 2002 16:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Can I be the soulful back-up singer?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 18 August 2002 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

You punk. You get your glam-industrial stuff on and get out there like the rest of us.

WARP TOUR

Aphex bringing the crowd-surfing = sounds about right.

I am the conniving publicity hack with an actual employee benefit plan who will live longer than all of you drug-addicted FIENDS. Alternately I'm the replacement lead singer brought in for the reunion in ten years time.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 18 August 2002 16:44 (twenty-three years ago)

SETLIST:

bad brains, "pay to cum"
negative approach, "nothing"
pussy galore, "fuck ian mackaye"
iannis xenakis, "bohor"
the banana splits, "the tra la la song"
throbbing gristle, "adrenaline"
subhumans, "zyklon b movie"
boredoms, "super roots 7"
sick of it all, "clobberin' time"
neubauten, "yu gung"
dead kennedys "straight a's"
cheap trick, "the dream police"
born against, "the nail that sticks up gets hammered down"
louis and bebe baron, "theme from 'forbidden planet'"
black flag, "depression"
soft cell, "tainted love/where did our love go?"
minor threat, "salad days"

― Jess Harvell (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 18 August 2002 17:53 (twenty-three years ago)

learn this for next friday. i've booked us at the vfw hall.

― Jess Harvell (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 18 August 2002 17:55 (twenty-three years ago)

ok so what i was trying to say was: Nabisco: "he's a bloody FORKIST!!" "Tighten up on them spoons, y'all" "chirp. chirp. chirp."

― ron (ron), Sunday, 18 August 2002 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

minor threat became junkyard, that always amuses me!

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 18 August 2002 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

i don't hear you all practicing.

― Jess Harvell (dubplatestyle), Monday, 19 August 2002 01:16 (twenty-three years ago)

i'll be downstairs filing my HeartattaCk's. i better here a ruckus soon.

― Jess Harvell (dubplatestyle), Monday, 19 August 2002 01:18 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.nakedhatred.com/mulletsgalore/randommulletarchive/!pix/archive04/horns.jpg

YOU GUYS ROKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 19 August 2002 13:47 (twenty-three years ago)

i don't hear you all practicing.

I thought we were a punk band! What's this "practice" shit???

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 August 2002 13:48 (twenty-three years ago)

What's this band shit? We're a collective!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 August 2002 15:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned has just turned us into Godspeed You Black Emperor!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 August 2002 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Fucking communes.

Jess, I'm working on my toilet solo as I type. For "Dream Police", natch.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 19 August 2002 15:54 (twenty-three years ago)

pussy galore, "fuck ian mackaye"

neubauten, "yu gung"

two songs played by pg = you will eventually become jsbx = you are rub

― Dave M. (rotten03), Monday, 19 August 2002 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned has just turned us into Godspeed You Black Emperor!

I was thinking more Neurosis, thank you very much.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 August 2002 16:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude! I've cut my fingers to the bone playing guitar all day! Do you think I should get one of those lame ass plectrums or whatever the hell they are called?

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 19 August 2002 16:32 (twenty-three years ago)

get new fingers

― Dave M. (rotten03), Monday, 19 August 2002 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

two songs played by pg = you will eventually become jsbx = you are rub

but, but but...we could eventually become royal trux...that's slightly less rub!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 19 August 2002 16:43 (twenty-three years ago)

not lately. all roads lead to rub.

― Dave M. (rotten03), Monday, 19 August 2002 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

haha i was desperately trying to think of the name of bob bert's band, but then i thought, fuck it. he's right. has anyone who used to play in a hardcore band ever gone on to anything good?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 19 August 2002 16:50 (twenty-three years ago)

like I said upthread: Junkyard.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 19 August 2002 16:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Hardcore, that's like Hundred Reasons, yeah?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 19 August 2002 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)

was desperately trying to think of the name of bob bert's band.........Bewitched!

― gareth (gareth), Monday, 19 August 2002 19:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Are there lyrics to "fuck ian mackaye?" I am curious.

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 19 August 2002 19:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll be a backup singer who occasionally takes the lead vocal so the frontman can go backstage and get sexual services and/or drugs. I'm assembling a wardrobe of leather, neon spandex, and trashbags as we speak.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 19 August 2002 19:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I can guess a few of them, bnw

― Josh (Josh), Monday, 19 August 2002 20:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I think J Lu thinks we are a glam metal hardcore band -- which would, indeed, explain Junkyard.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 August 2002 22:30 (twenty-three years ago)

i just saw the video for "TV Party" by Black Flag and it's so fucking good that it absolves everything that came after. yes it's THAT good.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 19 August 2002 22:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I think J Lu thinks we are a glam metal hardcore band -- which would, indeed, explain Junkyard.

Okay, okay if I skip the neon, will that be rockistly hardcore?

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 20 August 2002 01:31 (twenty-three years ago)

leather, neon spandex and trash bags sort of reminds me of seeing chicks on speed

― ron (ron), Tuesday, 20 August 2002 02:25 (twenty-three years ago)

No, I think the neon gives it all that special je ne sais quoi.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 August 2002 14:29 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

http://b8.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00125/87/18/125258178_l.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 19 January 2008 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

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