Oooo I bet that stings

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Fisting- it just doesn't seem humanly or even humanely possible.

Pixie (pusscat), Sunday, 18 August 2002 12:11 (twenty-three years ago)

[name excised] to thread!!

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 18 August 2002 12:17 (twenty-three years ago)

mark i think you have me confused with someeone else.

[name excised], Sunday, 18 August 2002 13:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Eth@n, R@mosi, and Emm@ to thread, you mean: demonstration ahoy.

("Oi! Nabisco! No!" Etc.)

nabisco (nabisco), Sunday, 18 August 2002 15:32 (twenty-three years ago)

well, it was only a matter of time, really...

Jess Harvell (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 18 August 2002 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)

You are all perverts. Thank you.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 18 August 2002 16:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Please no pictures, I'm having my tea now.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Sunday, 18 August 2002 18:11 (twenty-three years ago)

i was goint to say something about g.... but i won't

ron (ron), Sunday, 18 August 2002 18:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Let's talk about fishing instead!

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 18 August 2002 18:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Funny you should say that as my gran's way of changing the subject during a conversation was to clap her hands and say "Who likes fish?"

Christopher Lyons, Sunday, 18 August 2002 20:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I think you'll find this is what you need:

http://www.diversifiedservices.biz/items/images/B180.jpg

A Hand in the Bush: The Fine Art of Vaginal Fisting

gloveman, Sunday, 18 August 2002 22:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Hmmm....I am intrigued by the reviewer who mentions the "two-handed technique".

gloveman, Sunday, 18 August 2002 22:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Two hands?????

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 19 August 2002 00:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Note to self: start thread, to be titled "What is the most unacceptable to ever go into your ass?"

j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 19 August 2002 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Grr, "What is the most unacceptable thing to ever go into your ass?"

j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 19 August 2002 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

You are to confess to Joei the awful sin you have done by posting this. If she locks you in a closet for a week with only bread and water, that will be deserved.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 August 2002 19:08 (twenty-three years ago)

(haha I knew Ned would be the first person to read that!)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 August 2002 19:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Boring Friday afternoon = time to kill at work on ILXOR = initial encounters with your FILTH. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 August 2002 19:20 (twenty-three years ago)

(After I heard that joke, I used to be able to make my friends dissolve into laughter by randomly saying, "Now clap!")

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 August 2002 19:24 (twenty-three years ago)

This reminds me of a (very bad) joke:

A man and a woman are at her place after a very nice evening out. Conversation leads to kissing, which leads to clothes being flung willy-nilly.

After some preliminary nibbling and licking, the woman moans, "Oooh, please, put your finger inside me!" The man complies.

"Oooh, that's good!" purrs the woman. "Put in another finger." The man does so.

"Ooh baby, that's it! Now give me three fingers!" pants the woman. Soon the man has three fingers in.

"Oh, oh, oh, put four finger in!" demands the woman.

"What?" says the man.

"PUT FOUR FINGERS IN ME!" shouts the woman. Visibly unsettled, the man does so.

By now, the woman is really going wild. "Oh, just put your whole hand in there!" she commands as she writhes on the sofa. Thoroughly perturbed, the man slides in his whole hand.

"Now put your other hand in there!" The man hesitates, then does as directed.

"Now clap!" says the woman.

"I can't!" says the man incredulously.

The woman smiles. "Tight, huh?"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 August 2002 19:51 (twenty-three years ago)


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