Eth@n, R@mosi, and Emm@ to thread, you mean: demonstration ahoy.
("Oi! Nabisco! No!" Etc.)
― nabisco (nabisco), Sunday, 18 August 2002 15:32 (twenty-three years ago)
well, it was only a matter of time, really...
― Jess Harvell (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 18 August 2002 16:01 (twenty-three years ago)
You are to confess to Joei the awful sin you have done by posting this. If she locks you in a closet for a week with only bread and water, that will be deserved.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 August 2002 19:08 (twenty-three years ago)
(After I heard that joke, I used to be able to make my friends dissolve into laughter by randomly saying, "Now clap!")
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 August 2002 19:24 (twenty-three years ago)
This reminds me of a (very bad) joke:
A man and a woman are at her place after a very nice evening out. Conversation leads to kissing, which leads to clothes being flung willy-nilly.
After some preliminary nibbling and licking, the woman moans, "Oooh, please, put your finger inside me!" The man complies.
"Oooh, that's good!" purrs the woman. "Put in another finger." The man does so.
"Ooh baby, that's it! Now give me three fingers!" pants the woman. Soon the man has three fingers in.
"Oh, oh, oh, put four finger in!" demands the woman.
"What?" says the man.
"PUT FOUR FINGERS IN ME!" shouts the woman. Visibly unsettled, the man does so.
By now, the woman is really going wild. "Oh, just put your whole hand in there!" she commands as she writhes on the sofa. Thoroughly perturbed, the man slides in his whole hand.
"Now put your other hand in there!" The man hesitates, then does as directed.
"Now clap!" says the woman.
"I can't!" says the man incredulously.
The woman smiles. "Tight, huh?"
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 August 2002 19:51 (twenty-three years ago)