100 sexiest women in the world, presuming, you know, they are famous (from the scummy lads mag FHM)

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these things are the worst. however this year they did teach me i am finally out of touch with pop culture, as i have no earthly idea who the winner is. Also LOL at how these things once went for nerd bait.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
1996 Gillian Anderson 28 14
1999 Sarah Michelle Gellar 22 7
2006 Keira Knightley 21 7
2007 Jessica Alba 26 5
2005 Kelly Brook 25 4
2008 Megan Fox 22 3
1995 Claudia Schiffer 25 2
2003 Halle Berry 37 2
2011 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley 24 2
2010 Cheryl Cole 26 1
2002 Anna Kournikova 22 0
2004 Britney Spears 23 0
2001 Jennifer Lopez 32 0
2000 Jennifer Lopez 31 0
1998 Jenny McCarthy 26 0
1997 Teri Hatcher 33 0
2009 Cheryl Cole 25 0


popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Monday, 9 May 2011 01:09 (fourteen years ago)

hmm probably j lo for DAT ASS but sarah michelle gellar is giving her a run, major crush on season 1 buffy

the buttonmasher, the party crasher, the forget-my-lotion skin rasher (k3vin k.), Monday, 9 May 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

had to google the last two, voted gillian anderson

iatee, Monday, 9 May 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

y'all remember that Gillian Anderson FHM lingerie shoot?

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 May 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

Voted SMG

EveningStar (Sund4r), Monday, 9 May 2011 01:35 (fourteen years ago)

gillian

Challops Never End (Pillbox), Monday, 9 May 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

kelly brook by some distance, tho wherefore louise nurding?

socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Monday, 9 May 2011 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

Didn't remember who Kelly Brook was, actually. Good point.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Monday, 9 May 2011 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

she's been issuing strong reminders of late iirc

socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Monday, 9 May 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

cheryl c obv

no xmas for jonchaies (nakhchivan), Monday, 9 May 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

she is pretty obv ya

socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Monday, 9 May 2011 02:54 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-pdvYxsAM8

no xmas for jonchaies (nakhchivan), Monday, 9 May 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

is she some britisher?

the buttonmasher, the party crasher, the forget-my-lotion skin rasher (k3vin k.), Monday, 9 May 2011 03:13 (fourteen years ago)

it's Cheryl vs. Gillian for me.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 May 2011 03:13 (fourteen years ago)

is she some britisher?

― the buttonmasher, the party crasher, the forget-my-lotion skin rasher (k3vin k.), Monday, May 9, 2011 3:13 AM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark

Hit up GIS bro

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 May 2011 03:13 (fourteen years ago)

lol yup

the buttonmasher, the party crasher, the forget-my-lotion skin rasher (k3vin k.), Monday, 9 May 2011 03:14 (fourteen years ago)

Rosie Boddington-Smythe or whatever seems lightyears hotter than Cheryl Cole imho (as a gay dude lol)

the tune is space, Monday, 9 May 2011 03:56 (fourteen years ago)

imgo

estela, Monday, 9 May 2011 03:57 (fourteen years ago)

no one in america knows what the fuck a cheryl cole is

chairfuckers union (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 9 May 2011 04:06 (fourteen years ago)

halle berry #rockist

dblake (symsymsym), Monday, 9 May 2011 04:13 (fourteen years ago)

it is lol that i know of ashley cole and not cheryl

mookieproof, Monday, 9 May 2011 04:45 (fourteen years ago)

Gillian Anderson on this list is crazy and awesome. The mid-90s were weird.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Monday, 9 May 2011 05:23 (fourteen years ago)

no one in america knows what the fuck a cheryl cole is

She's gonna be on X Factor on Fox in a few months, so FHM is just telegraphing the zeitgeist.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 9 May 2011 05:24 (fourteen years ago)

Anyway, Halle 4 Evar.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 9 May 2011 05:25 (fourteen years ago)

Halle's always seemed too flawless to me. Like a mannequin.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 May 2011 05:29 (fourteen years ago)

Amazed to learn she's 45 though!

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 May 2011 05:30 (fourteen years ago)

anybody not voting Halle must be a communist

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is on some WS 2011 inaugural post level of rongness

a board in which there is lively and fuiud debate? (dayo), Monday, 9 May 2011 05:31 (fourteen years ago)

1998 Jenny McCarthy 26

wtf

shouldn't this read 1994

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 9 May 2011 05:32 (fourteen years ago)

I can see that, but I'm not sure how to process this topic. Is this about who you wanna look at or who you wkiw?

If it's the former, Halle Berry. If it's the latter, Kournikova. She seems totally chill for a rich athlete.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 9 May 2011 05:33 (fourteen years ago)

xps to Matt

Johnny Fever, Monday, 9 May 2011 05:33 (fourteen years ago)

Just gis'ed Rosie Huntington-Whiteley to see who she is. Um, whatever FHM.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 9 May 2011 05:35 (fourteen years ago)

she's got quite the schnozz

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 May 2011 05:35 (fourteen years ago)

halle's only like 5'7" so that's the 'quirk'

a board in which there is lively and fuiud debate? (dayo), Monday, 9 May 2011 05:36 (fourteen years ago)

I guess FHM isn't like Esquire, where the Sexiest Woman In the World always happens to be the star with a new project due the month of the issue?

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Monday, 9 May 2011 05:37 (fourteen years ago)

this rosie chick is kind of remarkable as a #1 in that she actually has not yet been seen in a movie

transformers 3 is her first role

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 9 May 2011 05:41 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/wenn5305253.jpg

a board in which there is lively and fuiud debate? (dayo), Monday, 9 May 2011 05:43 (fourteen years ago)

Oh, so she's the anti-Megan Fox? xp

Johnny Fever, Monday, 9 May 2011 05:43 (fourteen years ago)

really, idgi

Johnny Fever, Monday, 9 May 2011 05:44 (fourteen years ago)

btw, none of this matters until we figure out who she is:

http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/_ePwDySjVdyo/Tcd-fw45sXI/AAAAAAAAAsk/Kdmhdz79BCE/s512/tumblrlj7bfleun81qanmz3.jpg

Johnny Fever, Monday, 9 May 2011 05:45 (fourteen years ago)

have these ppl never seen wdyll

mookieproof, Monday, 9 May 2011 05:46 (fourteen years ago)

this is really just a list of 'who had the best publicist this year'

cum dude (Princess TamTam), Monday, 9 May 2011 06:20 (fourteen years ago)

I dunno man, X-Files was pretty huge.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 May 2011 06:25 (fourteen years ago)

the chick who got hit and ran on by halle is actually like a family friend, but you know what, i'm voting for her anyway

een, Monday, 9 May 2011 06:45 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 13 May 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

wait are you people suggesting Rosie hw is average looking or something?

sonderangerbot, Friday, 13 May 2011 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

btw, none of this matters until we figure out who she is:
Anyone found out?

not_goodwin, Saturday, 14 May 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

Check WS thread. Playboy's playmate of the year or something.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, 14 May 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

That's a shame.

not_goodwin, Saturday, 14 May 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

why?

DISPLAY NAMING RIGHTS (Upt0eleven), Saturday, 14 May 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

1998 Jenny McCarthy 26

wtf

shouldn't this read 1994

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, May 9, 2011 1:32 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark

well, Singled Out wasn't on the air til 95

I may be banned but I'm perfectly good at it (some dude), Saturday, 14 May 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

huh it seems such an integral part of my childhood but i was already 9

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 14 May 2011 19:29 (fourteen years ago)

they did teach me i am finally out of touch with pop culture

Lists like this are crazy. I know dozens of women way sexier than any on this list. I'm sure everyone does.

Voted Claudia Schiffer

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 14 May 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

dozens, he says

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 14 May 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

kelly brook ftw

this years winner looks like yr boring standard catwalk model, doesn't even have the cartoon boobs i would expect from FHM. i'm sticking with front magazine.

http://i56.tinypic.com/xnsu1g.gif (max arrrrrgh), Saturday, 14 May 2011 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

im not sure i agree with you a hundred percent on your police work there, adam

Princess TamTam, Saturday, 14 May 2011 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 14 May 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

who?

k3vin k., Sunday, 15 May 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

can't believe keira knightley won in 06

seems kinda uptight and boring

http://i56.tinypic.com/xnsu1g.gif (max arrrrrgh), Sunday, 15 May 2011 00:36 (fourteen years ago)

btw, none of this matters until we figure out who she is:
Anyone found out?

― not_goodwin, Saturday, May 14, 2011 6:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest

yeah, caveman part of my brain needs to know

fitter than the posh girl who won this year. double barreled bastards even having a say over boners now, it will not stand.

http://i56.tinypic.com/xnsu1g.gif (max arrrrrgh), Sunday, 15 May 2011 00:39 (fourteen years ago)

Her name be Claire Sinclair, and she's fixing to turn 20.

Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 15 May 2011 00:47 (fourteen years ago)

k thanks

http://i56.tinypic.com/xnsu1g.gif (max arrrrrgh), Sunday, 15 May 2011 00:49 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ these results

marc gasloi (symsymsym), Sunday, 15 May 2011 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

Gillian Anderson must be lookin pretty old by now. It shows how mature you are. That is encouraging. I am stuck on Katy Perry, I just can't get over her cuteness.

Sebastian Cabinet (u s steel), Sunday, 15 May 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)

gillian anderson looked amazing in a cock and bull story which was only a few yrs back iirc

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 May 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

otm

the whole of the goon (the whole of the moon is a famous song) (history mayne), Sunday, 15 May 2011 18:39 (fourteen years ago)

and in… last king of scotland?

j., Sunday, 15 May 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

I've been told a third "X-Files" feature is in the works.

Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 15 May 2011 20:45 (fourteen years ago)

^ good news

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 15 May 2011 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/man-appears-in-fhms-100-sexiest-women-list-2291995.html

kind of lol but mostly sad

deems vs boards (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 2 June 2011 08:29 (fourteen years ago)

also:

He has been more philosophical than his persecutors on the matter. In an interview last month, he declared: "It's a very liberal industry. You can be yourself. Just not overweight."

Mark G, Thursday, 2 June 2011 08:43 (fourteen years ago)


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